The ad in the paper looked too good to be true. $500 a month for a three bedroom apartment near downtown? My digs at the time were considerably more expensive and made for along commute every morning and night. I called the number in the ad and set up an appointment for that afternoon. Later, I left work early to go check the place out and I found out why it was so cheap. The apartment itself was well appointed with new appliances and had tons of space, but it was directly above a porn theater. The stairs' entrance was right next to the door to the theater. "Fuck it," I thought. After all, good cheap apartments are tough to come by. Two weeks later I was moved in. I hadn't seen a single person come or go from the theater and never heard anything through the walls, so I figured I had just about the perfect setup. The night I finished moving in I called a few friends and met them at neighborhood bar. John and Byron were lifelong friends of mine, having grown up on the same street in the suburbs and gone to school together from kindergarten through college. John and I had even had a threesome with a girlfriend of his once, taking turns pounding her pussy and asshole while she writhed between us. She ended up sucking us both off, shoving both our cocks in her mouth at the same time. It wasn't an easy task. John's cock was a stout 7 inches around and about 6 long with a bulbous head. Mine wasn't as girthy at 6 inches around, but I had him beat in the length department at 9.5. But she took them both and as she slurped our heads and furiously rubbed her clit, we all came at the same time, covering her face in our loads as she flicked her tongue across our heads, moaning the whole time. I had never split a woman with Byron, but were on the swim team together so I had seen almost as much of his cock as I had my own. We showered together before and after practice every day for 4 years and his soft cock looked almost exactly like mine: hanging 5 inches, pushed up by a set of egg-sized balls. I had never seen him hard, but during a game of truth or dare with the girl's team when we were staying at a hotel for a match in the next city over the captain of the girl's team got dared to rub his cock until it got hard. She rubbed it over his pants and stopped only when there was a sizeable outline running down his left leg. The bar was smokey, but they had cheap beer and there were a lot of girls so it was worth it. Byron immediately got to work on a girl at the bar, but was obviously striking out. She was way out of his league with a face like Jessica Alba's and an ass like Vida Guerra. John and I decided to watch from the pool table. We racked the balls and he broke, but on my first shot I accidentally poked a woman behind me with the cue and spilled her drink. "Oh, shit! I'm so sorry! let me buy you another!" I stammered. "Shit! You got some on my dress!" she exclaimed. She was a cute one. She had what looked like big C's up top that were being shown off by a low cut dress with a short skirt. She bent down to her purse and pulled out some tissue. "I'm really sorry. What were you drinking?" "Vokda Martini" I went to the bar and ordered a top shelf martini for her, watching her to see if she was there with another man. Luckily, she just seemed to be there with an equally hot latina friend. When I got back with her drink she didn't seem too annoyed, so I struck up a conversation, forgetting the pool game altogether. I turned out she lived just a few blocks from me and was single. Her name was Sarah and her friend was Maria. She was very sweet and we ended up tuning out the rest of the bar. I noticed out the corner of my eye that John and Byron were both chatting up her friend and they seemed to be having a good time. As the night wore on and drinks went down, Sarah and I got a little friendlier. We were sitting across from each other in the booth and she had started rubbing my leg with her foot. When Maria got up to use the bathroom I took her spot next to Sarah and kissed her. She kissed me back, sucking my tongue into her mouth and moaning slightly. She put her hand on my hip, slowly moving it down to the growing bulge in my pants. She grabbed it through my pants and ran her hand down the haft until she hit the head. "Whoa... you're huge," she said. "Yeah, let's get out of here" I replied. We stumbled out of the bar and started walking toward my place when I heard John yell out "Hey, wait! let's keep the party going at your place!" I didn't want to bring them along, but Sarah insisted that we let them because she didn't want to ditch Maria. I was disappointed, but the night was still young. As we made our way to my place I could overhear Byron hitting on Maria while John laughed at him. "All I'm saying is you're a beautiful woman, I'm a beautiful man. I've never had any complaints the morning after," said Byron, striking out. "Are you kidding? Your last girlfriend said she couldn't walk straight afterwords," John shot back. "You never go anal on the first date" "Dude, why you do you have to bring that up? She said she wanted it." Maria blushed and Sarah leaned up to my ear and nibbling on it whispered "I go anal on the first date" I got instantly hard and cursed the fact that everyone was going to be there. I wanted to fuck Sarah all night and the sooner we got to it the better. As we walked up to the entrance to the stairs, Maria exclaimed "You live in a porn theater?" "No, they're just my neighbors and I shuffled past her to unlock the door. I tried my best not to rub my hardon against her belly as I passed, but the bulge lightly brushed up against he side. She gasped a little when she realized what it was and then shot a glance at Sarah. I opened the door and she brushed by me again, this time pressing herself into me ever so slightly. The night was getting interesting. We made our way up the stairs and the sexual tension was palpable. Maria was in the front, followed by John and Byron with Sarah and I in the back. When we got to the top, I had to squeeze by everyone. Sarah ground herself into me, Bryon and John both looked like they were trying to hide boners and Maria bit her lip. I opened the door and let everyone in. As everyone settled down in the living room, I went into the kitchen to get some tequila and shot glasses. I cut some limes and got the salt while the others got to talking. Maria was sitting in between John and Byron with her hand suspiciously far up Byron's leg, right next to his crotch. On her other side, her leg as draped across John. "So, you guys ever been in a porn theater?" she asked. "No, I've never been" said John, obviously getting turned on. "I went to one once," said Byron. "It was OK. There was an old couple getting all the guys to fuck her. I went over and when they saw my cock they really wanted me to fuck her." "Jesus Byron, is anything not about your cock?" John replied. "If it's so big, why don't you whip it out?" Sarah asked. The sexual tension in the room heightened as I came into the room with the platter of shots. "I don't want to embarrass the other guys," he replied. "OK, how about anyone I lick salt off of anyone who whips it out?" Maria said. Everyone gasped and looked at her, but she had a look of total confidence on her face. She moved her hands over the bulges in their pants and started stroking. I put the tray down and looked at Sarah, who had at some point taken off her panties, was rubbing her waxed pussy on the loveseat. "I bet you've got the biggest one. I want to lick salt off of it." Sarah crooned at me. I looked at my two friends who shared a look of utter amazement and we all nodded to each other. They stood up and took off their jeans, exposing the massive bulges in their underwear. I walked over to the loveseat and started to unbutton my pants when Maria stopped me. "Wait! I want to put on a show for you, and then you can put on a show for me," she said to Sarah.