The New Superman

The studio must be shaking in their shoes over the rumors surrounding this movie. At a recent movie gala they made certain Brandon Routh arrived with a woman in tow for the red carpet and the twosome looked as comfortable as oil and water. How many times do Hollywood publicity machines go out of their way to announce "he's not gay" or "he really-really likes girls?!" For months it was rumored that Brandon actually seduced openly gay producer Bryan Singer for the part, and the enthusiasm over Routh's casting call (and a partial woodie he would occasionally spring on the set) was responsible for the he is so huge in his tights stories from the set.

The actress who must be wringing her hands is petite but steamy hot Kate Bosworth (more attractive as a natural blonde but dyed brunette for the role of Lois Lane.) If the on-screen chemistry between Routh and Bosworth is anything like what Harrison Ford encountered in "Six Days, Seven Nights" after he found out that his co-star was a butch lesbian searching for extra-terrestrials in Bakersfield, this new Superman movie is not going to have legs...now matter how many Brandon has.:biggrin1:
 
thirteenbyseven said:
The studio must be shaking in their shoes over the rumors surrounding this movie. At a recent movie gala they made certain Brandon Routh arrived with a woman in tow for the red carpet and the twosome looked as comfortable as oil and water. How many times do Hollywood publicity machines go out of their way to announce "he's not gay" or "he really-really likes girls?!" For months it was rumored that Brandon actually seduced openly gay producer Bryan Singer for the part, and the enthusiasm over Routh's casting call (and a partial woodie he would occasionally spring on the set) was responsible for the he is so huge in his tights stories from the set.

The actress who must be wringing her hands is petite but steamy hot Kate Bosworth (more attractive as a natural blonde but dyed brunette for the role of Lois Lane.) If the on-screen chemistry between Routh and Bosworth is anything like what Harrison Ford encountered in "Six Days, Seven Nights" after he found out that his co-star was a butch lesbian searching for extra-terrestrials in Bakersfield, this new Superman movie is not going to have legs...now matter how many Brandon has.:biggrin1:

Bryan Singer was notorious during the shoot in Sydney. He seduced and broke-up the rel;ationship of a buddy of mine and then dumped him.
The parties he hosted were orgies and the damage done to rented premises he occupied was incredible.

I'd like to see the subset of "entertainment costs" on the SUPERMAN spreadsheet.
Singer must have the sexual appetite of a superman indeed. He needs his ego and cock stroked during his shoots.

I have never met him- but don't like the person that he is- talented or not !
 
Hirsute said:
Bryan Singer was notorious during the shoot in Sydney. He seduced and broke-up the rel;ationship of a buddy of mine and then dumped him.
The parties he hosted were orgies and the damage done to rented premises he occupied was incredible.

I'd like to see the subset of "entertainment costs" on the SUPERMAN spreadsheet.
Singer must have the sexual appetite of a superman indeed. He needs his ego and cock stroked during his shoots.

I have never met him- but don't like the person that he is- talented or not !

You have to admit: Singer did a fantastic job with "The Usual Suspects," whether he's a prick or not.

On the other hand, Singer isn't the only notorious homewrecking gay man in Hollywood... rumors abound that his star in "Suspects" (Mr. Spacey) was infamously bad as well, to the tune of attempting to break up Singer and his boyfriend at the time of filming.

Another interesting story comes from a best friend of mine who was assistant to the director on the set of a Travolta movie. Apparently Travolta likes younger guys to fool around with (despite being married to Kelly Preston at the time) and often asked for 20-something hotties to be brought to his trailer.

And I watched as Sean Hayes hit on a friend of mine at the club formerly known as Moomba on Robertson in West Hollywood.

Living in Los Angeles for a year got me some damned good stories. :) hehe
 
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curiousobserver said:
You have to admit: Singer did a fantastic job with "The Usual Suspects," whether he's a prick or not.

On the other hand, Singer isn't the only notorious homewrecking gay man in Hollywood... rumors abound that his star in "Suspects" (Mr. Spacey) was infamously bad as well, to the tune of attempting to break up Singer and his boyfriend at the time of filming.

Another interesting story comes from a best friend of mine who was assistant to the director on the set of a Travolta movie. Apparently Travolta likes younger guys to fool around with (despite being married to Kelly Preston at the time) and often asked for 20-something hotties to be brought to his trailer.

And I watched as Sean Hayes hit on a friend of mine at the club formerly known as Moomba on Robertson in West Hollywood.

Living in Los Angeles for a year got me some damned good stories. :) hehe

I think Sean Hayes would be harmless !!!

He's a cutie !!!

I would grab Singer's scrotum and tug hard !!!
 
After seeing the pictures, I believe Don Knotts could have played Superman. At least it would be a comedy.
 
He sure looks much better naked than with his costume... This new Superman looks like a plastic action figure, don't like it... We had a really good laugh here in Spain when we heard about the censoring of Superman's bulge, and now that I see the underwear pic, I think the rumors might be true... :biggrin1:
 
A few months ago (spring 2006) I saw a photo of the "new Superman" on a celebrity website. He had an enormous codpiece as part of his costume. The text was the actor is "enormously well endowed", but the bosses at Warner Bros found the codpiece "distracting" (I did too!) and the entire movie was being edited with "digital effects" to remove the distracting codpiece.
On the same topic, the previous Supeman had a "continuity" problem shooting one of his movies. His cock was hanging on one side, then on the other, back and forth in the same scene. They had to re-shoot the scene, and I've read he used tape on his cock afterwards. (And Judy Garland had her breasts taped flat in "Wizard of Oz".)
 
I heard somewhere that Robin, from the campy Batman TV series, was rather well endowed and the studio had to make sure it was tightly secured.

Why is that such a turn on? I'm slipping into a fucked up porn fantasy of the little Boy Wonder giving Batman a big dick ass pounding in the secret lair.

That Superman costume is awfully plastic/digitized looking. Takes all the fun out of a superhero.

He wouldn't get kicked out of my bed. Acting skills not a requirement.
 
Bigteen said:
could you please enlighten us naive people who might not know what ur talking about?

Well, if you really must be snide about it, there were some stories when the 1989 BATMAN came out about the costuming in the dark knights outfit.

Also, the original Robin from the 60's Batman series was reported to have needed er, uh, "modifications" in the crotch of his costume due to his endowment.
 
Burt Ward aka Robin was required to take some drug to reduce the size of his bulge because of viewer complaints. In Return to the Batcave he questioned about long term effects of the drug, and admits that he still doesn't know what he took. If you can find a copy check out Return to the Batcave, Jack Brewer as the young Adam West and Jason Marsden as the young Burt Ward are worth seeing.
 
I just watched the movie today.
Wow...they must have done something with his costume, as if he has no penis at all. No bulge, no penis. :smile:
 
well, i saw the movie today, and there's a bulge, but there's nothing noticeable.

(sorry if i sound like a dumb schooolgirl but) he's so dreamy! i love staring at him and looking at his blue eyes (probably contacts, but still had me glued to the screen.)

(drools...) i hated how Lois was a real bitch to her boyfriend though. he was nothing but supportive but she treated him stink. Superman: The homewrecker...lol.
 
Saw Supe today too. Absolutely loved it. A lot more than I thought I would. Brandon Routh IS Superman. He's also the new J.C. The allegory is obvious.

I don't share your assessment of James Marsden's role though. I would say he's not a cuckold. Well, he is a cuckold, but he seems okay with it. If he's okay with it, I'm okay with it. Who would mind being a cuckold to Superman? He can't settle into fatherhood know what I mean? Well, if he'd drop his Clark Kent persona--even then.

Brandon is a beautiful man. I think he inhabits the role well.

His eyes are brown. The blue is contacts.