The new way to swear at LSPG...

[Sklar]

...as long as it's approved by Rob_E, of course. :biggrin1:

Going for sarcasm here folks:

intercoursetard

go intercourse yourself

urinate off

Bitch - should still be safe. We can still bitch about things, right?

Vagina - it's just a few extra letters we type and it gets the message across.

Cock - I don't know about anyone else here but whenever I used the word cock I was talking about a rooster. Plus, I'm still the cock of the walk.

Rectum hole - kinda obvious.

Feces head

Feces

Sperm Stain

Puddy - Let's face it, if Tweety Bird can get away with saying that for over 50 years, we can use it, too!

Really, when you think of it, there isn't all that many swear words.

Dam (as in Hoover Dam not Damn as in your going to Hell Damn) you

I need group consensus for this next part.

Should we incorporate swear words that are on tv that are not swear words but are considered swear words in the series they are on? I.E. Frack from Battlestar Gallactica?

Anyone else care to contribute to the NEW PC SWEAR LIST??


Thanks for listening,


Sklar

 

[D_Thoraxis_Biggulp]

All swear words shall be replaced with the word "blops."

Blop off!

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Hmmm - well Red Dwarf had 'smeg' as their chief swear word for years and got away with it... it might just work. Smeg it, smeg off, smeghead, smegging hell.

Farscape had 'frell' (if memory serves).

Are we allowed, I wonder, to resort to the old fashioned cuss outs of out grandparents - "You berk!" was somehing my grandfather was capable of saying with great vehemence.

Ninny.

Twit.

Dolt.

Cretin.

Eejit!

Jerk!

 

[kalipygian]

Tibi flagrans amor et Libido, qvae solet matres furiare eqvorvm, saeviet circa iecvr ulcerosvm.

 

[D_Thoraxis_Biggulp]

... Go blop yourself.

 

[Mem]

intercoursetard

That one is a winner :biggrin1:

 

[Pecker]

These guys are way ahead of you.

 

[kalipygian]

Jumbo747 should just Pecker himself in his Mindseye-hole.:biggrin1:

 

[Jonathan2/11]

were not allowed to curse on lpsg.org

 

[vince]

Are we allowed, I wonder, to resort to the old fashioned cuss outs of out grandparents - "You berk!" was somehing my grandfather was capable of saying with great vehemence.

:smile:. My grandfather always used berk as well. I gave him a tape of Ian Dury and the Blockheads a few years before he died. He absolutely loved it. He use to put it on in his big old Mercedes and drive around signing

Winnie The Pooh is having a wank
And what are you up to? said Tommy the Tank
Peter the Rabbit is at it as well
And all the young pixies in Dingelydell

fuck off Noddy you bloodless berk
Fuck off Noddy, youre just a jerk

YouTube - Ian Dury Fuck Off Noddy

 

[B_Nick4444]

oh, fudge!

 

[simcha]

How about "Frak?" It's used on "Battlestar Galactica." So could we say, "Go frak yourself?" or "I don't give a flying frak?"

 

[Gillette]

Simcha, new quote for you.

I'm sick of your farden whining, please shut the frag up about it.

 

[simcha]

Simcha, new quote for you.

I'm sick of your farden whining, please shut the frag up about it.

I love it! OK,

Shut the frak up, you fracking berk! :biggrin1::smile::tongue: