The next famous porn title....

[jjsjr]

We all know that most porn film titles are spoofs of classic movies titles....

Try and come up with the next great title based on the classics....
(or if you're stumped, use one that already exists)

One title at a time....

I'll start with something easy:

Bareback Mounting :biggrin1:

 

[nudeyorker]

Forrest Stump... Staring John Wayne Bobbitt

 

[nudeyorker]

Shaving Ryan's Privates

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

A tongue in cheek one on old teenage detectives; Francy Screw and the Hard on boys

 

[D_T_Frothingill_Bellows]

He's Just Really Far Into You
Prostate Express
The BiCurious Case Of Benjamin Bottom
Mamma Mia! ... Can We Go Again?
Iron Dick
Cumfield

And these speak for themselves
Wanted
Milk
Donkey Punch

Disney?
High School Porno 3: Senior Year
Camp Cock

 

[D_T_Frothingill_Bellows]

Sweetlips Todd: The Rock Hard Sex Fiend on Skeet Street

 

[FantomX]

Hahaha... How do you guys come up with these things? It's fucking hilarious!

 

[jjsjr]

Hairy Twatter and the Chamber of Secretions

Hairy Twatter and the Prisoner of Assgrabbin'

Hairy Twatter and the Odor of the Penis

 

[jjsjr]

I Creamed on Jeannie

Booby and the Beast

 

[BigD_2]

Horndog Millionaire

Not as good as these other ones though.

 

[nudeyorker]

A Beautiful Behind
Drill Bill

 

[MickeyLee]

James and the Giant Penis.
A Wet Dream on Elm St.
Ass Pirates of The Caribbean.
Burn After Peeing. safe sex film.
Charlie Wilson's Cock.
The Kite Rimmer.
27 Cumshots.
Fuck Fat Boy Fuck.
The Golden Phallus.
Star Whores: The Bone Wars.
Anus vs Penetrator: Recetiem.
Wang-E
Blowing Victor Vargas.
John & Kate Take Eight: The First Mx8MF Gangbang.

last one.. it's bad..

Willy Wanker & The Fudge Factory :sorry:

 

[D_evidence]

Cum Race
Journey to the Center of the Pussy
Fun With Dick and Jane

 

[D_evidence]

Deep Impact
Asshole Vs. Pussy: Resquirt
28 Cumshots Later

 

[koval]

And these speak for themselves
Wanted
Milk
Donkey Punch

You forgot 'Shaft'

Anyway, my selection would be;

Cock Tale
Daddie's Gay care

and the all time classic,

War of the Whores

 

[jjsjr]

Free my Willy
The Laying King
Fingering Nemo
Sextoy Story
Sex in the Shitty
Sounding in the Rain

 

[Himura]

I already saw a Willy Wanka one... but here's my take


Willy Wanker and the Sausage Factory

 

[Himura]

Cum in 60 Seconds
Men in Black Men
ACockToLipsNow
A Cock to Remember

 

[jjsjr]

...ACockToLipsNow... <------ hahahahahahaaaaa!!!

Tit-tanic
Erin Cockwich
Dr. Ho
Hump and Hump her

 

[Hand_Solo]

Wet Dreams May Come

Porn on the 4th of July

Chronicles of Pornia: Prince Lesbian

A Cockwork Orange

Dr. Strangeglove or: How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love my Proctologist

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