The next famous porn title....

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    We all know that most porn film titles are spoofs of classic movies titles....

    Try and come up with the next great title based on the classics....
    (or if you're stumped, use one that already exists)

    One title at a time....

    I'll start with something easy:

    Bareback Mounting :biggrin1:
     
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    He's Just Really Far Into You
    Prostate Express
    The BiCurious Case Of Benjamin Bottom
    Mamma Mia! ... Can We Go Again?
    Iron Dick
    Cumfield

    And these speak for themselves
    Wanted
    Milk
    Donkey Punch

    Disney?
    High School Porno 3: Senior Year
    Camp Cock
     
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    Sweetlips Todd: The Rock Hard Sex Fiend on Skeet Street
     
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    Hahaha... How do you guys come up with these things? It's fucking hilarious!
     
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    Hairy Twatter and the Chamber of Secretions

    Hairy Twatter and the Prisoner of Assgrabbin'

    Hairy Twatter and the Odor of the Penis
     
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    I Creamed on Jeannie

    Booby and the Beast
     
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    Horndog Millionaire

    Not as good as these other ones though.
     
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    James and the Giant Penis.
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    Ass Pirates of The Caribbean.
    Burn After Peeing. safe sex film.
    Charlie Wilson's Cock.
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    27 Cumshots.
    Fuck Fat Boy Fuck.
    The Golden Phallus.
    Star Whores: The Bone Wars.
    Anus vs Penetrator: Recetiem.
    Wang-E
    Blowing Victor Vargas.
    John & Kate Take Eight: The First Mx8MF Gangbang.

    last one.. it's bad..

    Willy Wanker & The Fudge Factory :sorry:
     
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    Cum Race
    Journey to the Center of the Pussy
    Fun With Dick and Jane
     
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    Deep Impact
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    28 Cumshots Later
     
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    You forgot 'Shaft'

    Anyway, my selection would be;

    Cock Tale
    Daddie's Gay care

    and the all time classic,

    War of the Whores
     
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    I already saw a Willy Wanka one... but here's my take


    Willy Wanker and the Sausage Factory
     
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