The 'not the biggest cock' competition

[Dan the man]

The rules of the contest are the cock must be real, no fakes. If you are not the longest and not the fattest cock on this site you qualify. The winner will be announced in a few weeks and the winner will be anyone and everyone that isn't the biggest on lpsg. Sizes allowed : between 1" and 12" length and between 0.5" and 8" girth with the only stipulation being that you must ensure you're not the biggest length or girth here.

 

[D_Pubert Stabbingpain]

The rules of the contest are the cock must be real, no fakes. If you are not the longest and not the fattest cock on this site you qualify. The winner will be announced in a few weeks and the winner will be anyone and everyone that isn't the biggest on lpsg. Sizes allowed : between 1" and 12" length and between 0.5" and 8" girth with the only stipulation being that you must ensure you're not the biggest length or girth here.

:rofl:

 

[Calboner]

Why a competition? Shouldn't this rather be a club? The Not the Biggest Cock Club. People would be competing to claim that they don't qualify for membership.

 

[Dan the man]

Lol you're right.

" I don't qualify for membership because mine is the biggest"
" No, you're wrong, you do qualify, because I'm the biggest"
" No I'm the biggest, you're both wrong"
" No it's me!"
"No, I'm spartacus!"
" No, I'M SPARTACUS!"

.. :biggrin1:

 

[D_Saleth Scruffytrim]

happy with my 9x8 too..

 

[nicenycdick]

Damn! I never win any contest...

 

[Dan the man]

So far, everyone in this thread is a winner.

 

[B_hardasarokkk]

Im entering the 'senior,uncut', average section. hope my balls dont get me disqualified !! hehehehehe

Mike

 

[hoggindaz]

mac2003 might just have the most grith on lpsg...

 

[tlovingit]

I am definitely not largest in any dimension... so I guess I am in the running!

 

[D_Jared Padalicki]

I don't get the idea so far... Isn't it then just a show off thread?
But what the hell, I participate, quite average around here, 7x6:

 

[798686]

Below average here (6 x 5.3) - so I'll participate haha.

http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/172104/cat/500/ppuser/372348

 

[Dan the man]

I don't get the idea so far... Isn't it then just a show off thread?
But what the hell, I participate, quite average around here, 7x6:

It's a spoof thread.

 

[hoosierdmb00]

I guess I qualify... no?

 

[simbablk]

If we are serious, I KNOW I am not the biggest here. That I can guarantee!

Simba