the NSTA a stupid question thread

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by ruffboy, Feb 12, 2007.

  1. ruffboy

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    that'd be the No Such Thing As a Stupid Question Thread.

    feel free to post within any question you've had about something that you've always wanted or needed to know the answer to

    and MOST IMPORTANTLY, if ANYONE responds to anyone else's question with ridicule let it forever be known from that point forward that the offensive party is a FREAKIN' DICK and deserved of a public humiliation of their own for being so.

    so i'll get this party started:

    how in the fuck do you fold those freaking fitted sheets????????? makes me feel like an idiot everytime
     
  2. Heather LouAnna

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    Let me tell you something about questions.

    Whenever you have one, you consult The Oracle.

    How to fold a fitted sheet.

    There is no knowledge one cannot attain as long as one has the resources.
     
  3. D_N Flay Table

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    Excellent post SK!!!!

    as far as the fitted sheets go, you got me there!
    I just fold em as best I can, and stuff them in the closet!

    i have said so many stupid things on this site, I cannot think of any one stupid question to ask..
    let me meditate on that.
     
  4. Sklar

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    Why do we call ourselves a Democracy when the Pledge of Alliegence calls us a Republic?

    If we demoted Pluto from a planet to a Plutoid, does that mean that all Astrologers were wrong and can be sued for malpractice?

    If one mouse is a mouse and two are called Mice, why is one fish called a fish and why are two fishes still called fish?

    Who was bored enough one day to invent Orgami?

    Why do we make things so hard for ourselves?

    What did the Appendix do?

    What did cows do for milking before they were domesticated?

    Why can two African Americans call each other racial epitaths but a white guy doing the same thing is considered a racist?
     
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    DJG what is in your avatar?
     
  6. ruffboy

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    thanks heather. fixed that lil problem quicker than i thought.

    and maybe i should have this removed then, guess google had it all along
     
  7. ruffboy

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    shit. its over before it even began.
     
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    Give it time..
     
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    They led an "udder"ly difficult life..:biggrin1:

    When you get that answer, let me know.

    Why is it OK for a person of another race to hurl racial slurs at a white man? (dealing with this issue right now at work)
     
  10. drumstyck

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    who was the first guy who looked at a cow's udder & decided he should drink from it?


    goose, geese...moose, meese?
    tooth, teeth...booth, beeth?
    drive on the parkway, park on the driveway?
    why is a wise man the opposite of a wise guy?
    if Pluto & Goofy are both dogs, why does Goofy wear clothes & talk?
     
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    Some guy trying to figure out how to fold fitted sheets.
     
  12. Falcon9

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    as for the fitted sheets... don't worry about the folding until the very last fold. make that a good clean fold and park that end of the fold in the closet facing forward. you'll never see all the sloppy folds that are then hidden behind and inside of that front fold. Then stack the folded matching "flat sheet" on top and then the whole thing looks good.

    my question: how many cock pics can one post in their profile before it gets repetitious?
     
  13. Heather LouAnna

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    Welcome to the world of semantics.

    Astrology has been around for centuries, long before Pluto was discovered in 1930. :rolleyes:

    The English language is a hodgepodge of other languages. I'm not going to bother looking up where the words mouse, mice, and fish originated, but I think you can see where I'm going with this.

    THE JAPANESE?!?!?!?!

    To struggle is to learn.

    The appendix and it's functionality.

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but animals milk as long as they're being milked. The body produces milk when it thinks it needs to. Also, dairy cows are given drugs to help aide this along. Cows, before domestication, didn't milk all the time.

    Anyone can call anyone anything. It's the listener that deems what the sounds formed truly mean. If you are vexed by anything, it is not due to the thing itself, but your own estimate of it.
     
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    i do actually have a serious question:

    hair has a natural length...most people cant grow hair down to their ass, even if they just totally stopped cutting it for years...my natural length seemed to be to about nipple level...when it reached there, it stopped growing...about a year ago, i cut 6 or 7 inches off...so how did my hair "know" to start re-growing?
     
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    True, but the legal system (when involved) apparently sees this as a "grey area" when a slur is hurled one way, but "cut and dry" when things are reversed. :redface:
     
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    can we PLEASE leave the intense topics like racism for another thread? damn, was hoping there'd be one thread here just where someone could post something and not get called an idiot for having a question or an opinion and not have those opinions be in subject matter so charged as to create more negativity. starting threads is free, take advantage and create as many as you like for the heated topics.
     
  17. Heather LouAnna

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    Sounds like you had some breakage and split ends. When the hair splits at the end, it breaks off and it appears that your hair isn't growing anymore. Any stylish lady, or any hairstylist, will tell you that cutting your hair frequently allows it grow longer.
     
  18. ruffboy

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    thanks hardguard!
     
  19. Heather LouAnna

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    Which county? Which state? Legal systems are a dime a dozen. It's up to the listener. That's the only answer there is. It's not really a debate at all. *shrug*
     
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    i haven't read one yet!
     
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