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LPSG has approx 232,360 memberships.

That's two hundred and thirty two thousand and sixty people are part of this site for big slongs.

Now the scary part.

77,453 (one third) of them have or will die from cancer.

25,817 of this people will specifically have skin cancer.

1 person will shed 40lbs of skin in a life time, that's 9,269,400lbs of skin shed by all the members of LPSG over their life times. That's nearly 31 Blue Whales.

10%, that's 23,236 people have an outtie belly button.

1 person can produce up to a quart of spit a day, that's 232,360 quarts of saliva produced today alone.

39,501 members here will be left handed.

47 member will die in a car crash.

233 members have a very rare blood type.

In 1 months time of reading this, you will have made a completely new skin.

In 3 months time of reading this, you will have made a completely new skeleton.

20 members have bowled a perfect 300 game.

15 members can speak Cherokee.

11 members have been injured by a firework.

104 members will die from a trip or a slip in their shower or bath.

52 will have had an accident with a chainsaw.

13 members will be brutally murdered.

11,618 members will be victims of a serious crime.

9,294 members have hemorrhoids.

2 members are dating a supermodel.

38,726 members will have a stroke.

The odds the next man you see will have a penis bigger than 7", are too small to accurately calculate.

Just in case you were wondering...
 

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Thanks for scaring the shit out of me. I think i'll go for a walk in a dark forest on the outskirts of the bad part of town. And 54 people will have an accident with a chainsaw? Damn, and i thought being the one with hemorrhoids was bad!
 

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All that leaves me with one question.... How bored are you?

Actually, no - I do have a second question... You say:

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13 members will be brutally murdered.

Do we get to nominate which 13? :rolleyes::biggrin1:


Thanks for scaring the shit out of me. I think i'll go for a walk in a dark forest on the outskirts of the bad part of town. And 54 people will have an accident with a chainsaw? Damn, and i thought being the one with hemorrhoids was bad!

I've already had an accident with a chainsaw in my lifetime - so that's 53 others to go....
 

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that's a lot of hemorrhoids. and a lot itching...

ahh... make that 52 chainsaw accidents to go...
 

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What about Weimaraner accidents? Mine flipped me over her last year and my face went into the concrete steps...broken nose, broken knee cap. Who knew Weim's were so dangerous! I guess they are nothing next to chainsaws. I'm too wuss to use one!
 

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I've already had an accident with a chainsaw in my lifetime - so that's 53 others to go....

ahh... make that 52 chainsaw accidents to go...

Whoops - actually only 50 to go...

52 will have had an accident with a chainsaw.

Red fucked me up (now there's a nice thought :smile:)

And 54 people will have an accident with a chainsaw? Damn, and i thought being the one with hemorrhoids was bad!
 

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Why is the shedding of skin or the production of saliva or having an outtie belly button scary?:scared2:

47 members will die in a car crash? That must be each year, right? (The cancer stats, on the other hand, are obviously life time risks)

15 members speak Cherokee? How can you know, what with the global distribution of our membership?

(And I wonder if the usual frequency of hemmorhoids will under-represent ... Oh, never mind.:yikes:)