The odds are...

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  1. Rugbypup

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    LPSG has approx 232,360 memberships.

    That's two hundred and thirty two thousand and sixty people are part of this site for big slongs.

    Now the scary part.

    77,453 (one third) of them have or will die from cancer.

    25,817 of this people will specifically have skin cancer.

    1 person will shed 40lbs of skin in a life time, that's 9,269,400lbs of skin shed by all the members of LPSG over their life times. That's nearly 31 Blue Whales.

    10%, that's 23,236 people have an outtie belly button.

    1 person can produce up to a quart of spit a day, that's 232,360 quarts of saliva produced today alone.

    39,501 members here will be left handed.

    47 member will die in a car crash.

    233 members have a very rare blood type.

    In 1 months time of reading this, you will have made a completely new skin.

    In 3 months time of reading this, you will have made a completely new skeleton.

    20 members have bowled a perfect 300 game.

    15 members can speak Cherokee.

    11 members have been injured by a firework.

    104 members will die from a trip or a slip in their shower or bath.

    52 will have had an accident with a chainsaw.

    13 members will be brutally murdered.

    11,618 members will be victims of a serious crime.

    9,294 members have hemorrhoids.

    2 members are dating a supermodel.

    38,726 members will have a stroke.

    The odds the next man you see will have a penis bigger than 7", are too small to accurately calculate.

    Just in case you were wondering...
     
  2. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    Thanks for scaring the shit out of me. I think i'll go for a walk in a dark forest on the outskirts of the bad part of town. And 54 people will have an accident with a chainsaw? Damn, and i thought being the one with hemorrhoids was bad!
     
  3. ManlyBanisters

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    All that leaves me with one question.... How bored are you?

    Actually, no - I do have a second question... You say:

    Do we get to nominate which 13? :rolleyes::biggrin1:


    I've already had an accident with a chainsaw in my lifetime - so that's 53 others to go....
     
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    Just some facts I found while I was moping about behind the sofa today.
     
  5. B_boynextdoorkpt

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    Well arn't we just spreading the joy today! LOL
     
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    Awww PUPPY..would puppy like a puppy choc drop and a cuddle?
     
  7. Rugbypup

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    Yes please, very, very much so Madame Dragonfly.
     
  8. D_Thoraxis_Biggulp

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    Now what are the odds that all of these things will happen to 1 person in this group?
     
  9. vince

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    that's a lot of hemorrhoids. and a lot itching...

    ahh... make that 52 chainsaw accidents to go...
     
  10. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    What about Weimaraner accidents? Mine flipped me over her last year and my face went into the concrete steps...broken nose, broken knee cap. Who knew Weim's were so dangerous! I guess they are nothing next to chainsaws. I'm too wuss to use one!
     
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    2 members dating a supermodel.......is it the same one?
     
  12. ManlyBanisters

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    Whoops - actually only 50 to go...

    Red fucked me up (now there's a nice thought :smile:)

     
  13. D_Thoraxis_Biggulp

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    That just means there's 2 supermodels on the site, because they only date within their ilk. So maybe they're dating each other.
     
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    But only one named Rugbypup.
     
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    (Blush)
     
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    Get out of my head, woman! :biggrin1:
     
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    Happy to - where's the exit? It's fucking scarey in here! :tongue:
     
  18. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    Why is the shedding of skin or the production of saliva or having an outtie belly button scary?:scared2:

    47 members will die in a car crash? That must be each year, right? (The cancer stats, on the other hand, are obviously life time risks)

    15 members speak Cherokee? How can you know, what with the global distribution of our membership?

    (And I wonder if the usual frequency of hemmorhoids will under-represent ... Oh, never mind.:yikes:)
     
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    Rugbypup, you need to get out more lol saying that ,so do i:eek:, ive never seen an outy belly button:confused:, thanks for the info, i will never use my chainsaw again though
     
  20. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    Hemorrhoids are always under represented.

    I was taught a tad bit of Cherokee, being in Cherokee territory and all.

    I will still never touch a chainsaw. I have a healthy respect for those and circular saws.
     
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