The Official 'Bitch About It' Thread

[MickeyLee]

Like Random Thoughts only strictly for bitching about shit.

1. It's too fucking hot!!! I left my house a respectable woman. By the time I got home most of my clothing was removed.

I walked up to mu house in boxer shorts and a bralette. The bralette was gone before my door was unlocked. I don't care if my neighbors saw tittehs*!!!

My happy ass is back on vampire time until October. Fuck being sweaty and freckled. Fuck it hard.

*My porch has lattice with vining planets...plants even...vining planets is a pretty dope idea... no tittehs were unleashed on innocent bystanders.

 

[EllieP]

Our illustrious governor is banning math books because they contain critical race theory.

I knew it! I knew introducing letters with numbers in math was a bad idea, and here it has reached its destiny.

Stupid racist math.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Tucker Carlson is a white supremacist misogynist piece of shit.

He's the white dog shit Brennan and Dale had to lick. Just a crusty turd festering on the ground.

Take your tanned testicles and shove 'em Tuck.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

SCOTUS

that is all.

 

[MickeyLee]

Elon Musk's poverty LARPing

Could you just fucking not?!?

"Elon Musk says he doesn't own a home and guest crashing with friends" so quirky.

The absolute soulless fuckery!! His disconnect from the reality of people actually struggling. All to shore up his blind to privilege flail that come up is easy.

Fuck the fuck of ya fucking fuck


Can we make Broke-face a thing? Like really fucking rich people who do poor folk shit just get crushed with cancel energy.

 

[TinyPrincess]

Honestly never get why you guys live in a society where your needs are not at the center.

I know it's different parts of the woods but here 6 weeks paid vacation is mandatory - and 7-8 weeks are getting common.

Having time away from the office is so important - and it should be fully paid and not something you have to save for.

 

[EllieP]

SCOTUS

that is all.

You spelled scrotum wrong.

 

[EllieP]

You spelled scrotum wrong.

My bad. Scrotums have balls.

 

[MickeyLee]

My bad. Scrotums have balls.

That's a Ginsburn!!!

Kate McKinnon disapproves of this bullshit

 

[Enid]

I'm 51 and I just started my period again!

apparently I'm in no way starting menopause yet because no breaks or other symptoms

AND IM PISSED SOMEONE BRING ME SOME MOTHERFUCKING SOUR CREAM AND ONION CHIPS DAMNIT

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

RIGHT?! And I dont even have a vag! Just forcing people into back alley abortion clinics!

Pro-life my ass. They know women who are already living breathing humans will die because of this. It's not about protecting life. It's about controlling and punishing women.

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

Just like the good book says to.

The bible is one of the biggest pro-abortion texts ever published. Of course, the Fundies will never acknowledge those parts since it's not like they actually read their own fairy tales.

 

[seventiesdemon]

It was in a news story the other day about the building industry being sexist.

Lets get something straight. I'm a bricklayer, mason by trade. Licenced Builder. I have known in my time one female brickie. Worked her arse off. Most young blokes these days don't cut it, let alone young women.

This business of equal pay for equal work just does not exist in the real world if anyone, from any sex does not get the hard yards bit. Sexist my arse.

Try and find anyone these days that is not of their face is near extraordinary.


It pisses me off no end.

 

[phonehome]

The bible is one of the biggest pro-abortion texts ever published. Of course, the Fundies will never acknowledge those parts since it's not like they actually read their own fairy tales.

Oh come on now

We all KNOW that the bible is NOT for "reading'

The bible is for "thumpin"

 

[MickeyLee]

Also. Mother fucker can't drive in this state. Witnessed almost 3 accidents while I was out. One right in front of an emergency room entrance.

Maybe a driving refresher coarse every 10 years?

 

[TinyPrincess]

One right in front of an emergency room entrance.

Well, if you're in a crash, it would be the perfect spot...

 

[MickeyLee]

Fripping super moons and fertility rituals dressed in Christianity.

All the chips and beer for Ms Enid

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

Our illustrious governor is banning math books because they contain critical race theory.

I knew it! I knew introducing letters with numbers in math was a bad idea, and here it has reached its destiny.

Stupid racist math.

Ever since the Republican war on science began, I've been saying it will come to the point where they will claim math is "woke", part of "liberal indoctrination" and convince their voters that 1+1 actually equals 3. Turns out it wasn't just hyperbole on my part.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

I don't give a fuck how "masculine" you feel. I don't give a fuck how "feminine" you think I am.

Holy shit man, how simple minded do you have to be to be so LASER-FUCKING-FOCUSED on whether or not you and the people around you fit into your impossible little boxes?

Futhermuckers need to smoke some weed and calm the fuck down. I keep seeing it. It's stupid. Overly macho morons make my bits slam shut. They talk about how women "nag"? The fuck outta here with your pissing and bitching about how you don't feel like a manly man anymore because society is maturing faster than your caveman brain.

Maybe you should literally cry about it. I'm dead serious. You might actually feel better after you let it out. It doesn't make you weak. Refusing to admit that you have emotions at all does.

 

[deleted15329811]

SCOTUS

that is all.

RIGHT?! And I dont even have a vag! Just forcing people into back alley abortion clinics!