the official chuck norris thread

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  1. Axcess

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    In this thread anyone can put their praises or blasphemies to the supreme god chuck norris .:lmao::lmao::laugh2:
     
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    Does the carpet match the roof?
     
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    chuck norris doesn't open bags of potato chips, they open themselves to allow him access to the tasty greasy goodness he's entitled to.
     
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    chuck norris doesn't sleeps , he waits .:cool:
     
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    Chuck Norris is defying Gods wishes in another thread right now. He needs to back off & let the chosen one win. Seventies rejects can only win TV reality shows, nothing else!
     
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    Chuck Norris can Divide by 0

    Chuck Norris' tears are the cure to Cancer. Too bad he never cries!
     
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    When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he moves the Earth
     
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    this was my fave one of all the chuck norris facts! :lmao:
     
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    When Chuck Norris enters the building, you-know-who gets jealous, even though he is dead.
     
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    Chuck became a big time Republican supporter after being kicked in the head for the upteenth thousand time.
     
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    Chuck Norris colors OUTSIDE the lines.
     
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