The old man and the Medicine Man

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The old man and the Medicine Man
A guy on his 66th birthday got a gift certificate from his wife. The
certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby
reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile
dysfunction.

After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his
ticket to the Medicine man and wondered what would happen next.

The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to
him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is powerful
medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and
then say '1-2-3. When you do that, you will become more manly than
you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you
want."

He was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How
do I stop the medicine from working?"

"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he responded. "But when she
does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered,
shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to
join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"

Immediately, he was the manliest of men.

His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And
then she asked,

"What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our
sentences with a Preposition!

ONE COULD END UP WITH A DANGLING PARTICIPLE!