The old man and the Medicine Man

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    The old man and the Medicine Man
    A guy on his 66th birthday got a gift certificate from his wife. The
    certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby
    reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile
    dysfunction.

    After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his
    ticket to the Medicine man and wondered what would happen next.

    The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to
    him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is powerful
    medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and
    then say '1-2-3. When you do that, you will become more manly than
    you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you
    want."

    He was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How
    do I stop the medicine from working?"

    "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he responded. "But when she
    does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

    He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered,
    shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to
    join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"

    Immediately, he was the manliest of men.

    His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And
    then she asked,

    "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

    And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our
    sentences with a Preposition!

    ONE COULD END UP WITH A DANGLING PARTICIPLE!
     
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