the old russian guy and the nurse

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  1. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

    MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK Well-Known Member

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    As an elderly Russian man lay in his hospital bed dying, he became delusional. He asked his nurse to help him fulfill last wish."I was good friends with Nikita Khrushchev, he said. "I'd do anything to kiss him goodbye."

    "Khrushchev?" the nurse said. "He's been dead a along time."

    "I don't care," the man said. "I want to kiss him goodbye."

    Remembering that Khrushchev was bald, the nurse pulled her breasts out from her her bra and offered the left one to him. "He is kneeling before you," the nurse said. "His head is near your lips."

    The man grabbed her breast and said, "NIkita, my old friend! Good to see you again!"

    He kiised the breast, which the nurse enjoyed greatly. She then asked, "How about kissing Dick Cheney's head?"

    "Is he here too?" the man asked.

    "Of course. " she replied, offering her right breast.

    "Dick, delighted to meet you." the man said, kissing and stroking the breast.

    The nurse felt herself getting moist and asked, "Have you met Fidel Castro?"
     
  2. loser_emo_kid

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    i actually have not heard that one before and that may be the funniest thing i see all day
     
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