The One Celeb Endowment You've Been Waiting For - Elton John!

[flame boy]

I was reading a gossip blog earlier and came across (no, not literally) this picture of dear old Elton sporting the most delightful male camel toe.

I'm now strangely put off my dinner.

 

[Principessa]

I was reading a gossip blog earlier and came across (no, not literally) this picture of dear old Elton sporting the most delightful male camel toe.

I'm now strangely put off my dinner.

:yikes: As much as I love Elton John I have never had a desire to see him nude or his . . . bulge/camel toe. :yuck:

 

[B_stanmarsh14]

Always thought of the guy as a cunt.... and now we see proof of it :biggrin1:

 

[D_Percival Puddleford Pukehorn]

yuk

 

[marleyisalegend]

Talented? Hell yes, but I've never thought of him as anything less the gross.

 

[ncsudude009]

Sorry, I was waiting for Abe Vigoda.

 

[Deno]

I know I'm not clicking on that!!

 

[HellsKitchenmanNYC]

That's a pretty innocuos pic of Elton. At least he's slimmed down a bit. He was kinda handsome way back in the Take Me To the Pilot days. Always too hairy tho.

 

[invisibleman]

Hear that he is a big size queen though. So he is probably getting a lot of dick. And putting it all on the payroll.

 

[rickygNOLA]

Always thought of the guy as a cunt.... and now we see proof of it :biggrin1:

no, the only cunt in that picture is the one sitting on elton's thigh. isn't that heather mills? douchebag of the world?

 

[invisibleman]

no, the cunt in the picture is actually located on elton's thigh. isn't that heather mills? douchebag of the world?

Heather Mills? Fuck! I thought that was Ann Coulter.

 

[HellsKitchenmanNYC]

Hear that he is a big size queen though. So he is probably getting a lot of dick. And putting it all on the payroll.

Then his husband must be packin'! :wink:

 

[HellsKitchenmanNYC]

no, the only cunt in that picture is the one sitting on elton's thigh. isn't that heather mills? douchebag of the world?

The 1st tip-off is two real feet.

 

[rickygNOLA]

The 1st tip-off is two real feet.

well, they ARE doing wonders with prostheses these days....BWAHAHAAA

 

[HellsKitchenmanNYC]

well, they ARE doing wonders with prostheses these days....BWAHAHAAA

Ya know you're right.

 

[rickygNOLA]

oh and look: elton's right hand is telling you just exactly how big he is! so wonder no more!

 

[nudeyorker]

Of all the things in life that I have been patiently waiting for...that was not it!

 

[rubirosa]

That's why the call him " The Rocket Man ".

 

[B_Nick8]

I just knew I'd be sorry if I clicked that link.

 

[bigdicksarebest]

That's a pretty innocuos pic of Elton. At least he's slimmed down a bit. He was kinda handsome way back in the Take Me To the Pilot days. Always too hairy tho.

No such thing as to hairy