The One Celeb Endowment You've Been Waiting For - Elton John!

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  1. flame boy

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    I was reading a gossip blog earlier and came across (no, not literally) this picture of dear old Elton sporting the most delightful male camel toe.

    I'm now strangely put off my dinner.
     

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    :yikes: As much as I love Elton John I have never had a desire to see him nude or his . . . bulge/camel toe. :yuck:
     
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    Always thought of the guy as a cunt.... and now we see proof of it :biggrin1:
     
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    Talented? Hell yes, but I've never thought of him as anything less the gross.
     
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    Sorry, I was waiting for Abe Vigoda.
     
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    I know I'm not clicking on that!!
     
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    That's a pretty innocuos pic of Elton. At least he's slimmed down a bit. He was kinda handsome way back in the Take Me To the Pilot days. Always too hairy tho.
     
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    Hear that he is a big size queen though. So he is probably getting a lot of dick. And putting it all on the payroll.
     
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    no, the only cunt in that picture is the one sitting on elton's thigh. isn't that heather mills? douchebag of the world?
     
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    Heather Mills? Fuck! I thought that was Ann Coulter. :eek:
     
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    Then his husband must be packin'! :wink:
     
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    The 1st tip-off is two real feet.
     
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    well, they ARE doing wonders with prostheses these days....BWAHAHAAA
     
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    Ya know you're right.
     
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    oh and look: elton's right hand is telling you just exactly how big he is! so wonder no more!
     
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    Of all the things in life that I have been patiently waiting for...that was not it!
     
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    That's why the call him " The Rocket Man ".
     
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    I just knew I'd be sorry if I clicked that link.
     
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    No such thing as to hairy :mad:
     
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