The One Kind of Porn You Can't Find Online

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  1. stratedude

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    Ahhh! Exception to rule 34!! Somebody get on this!
     
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    Whoever made that hasn't looked hard enough.
     
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    I'd like to talk about the real "one kind of porn that is almost impossible to find", even though it seems i'm sick even to be looking for it, I hope the thread doesn't get deleted just for saying it but what i'd really love to see is:

    Women without makeup.

    OK, I suppose there is some, occasionally a skinny, fresh faced 20 year old will wipe off the slap in an attempt to pass for underage. Also, you might come across the occasional candid beach shot of a woman with no makeup rubbing sun cream into her nipples but where is the actual porn with actual adult women?

    If anyone thinks i'm wrong, I'd be happy to see anything from nicely lit soft porn poses to girls taking a dick in all holes, just without the makeup.

    I once bought this up in a forum elsewhere where another poster said something along the lines of: "you know, I think you have a point, when I was young and curious I was kind of bi and I looked at gay and straight porn. To me, the straight porn looked like a person fucking a clown while the gay porn featured two people. I think it's possible that makeup turned me gay"
     
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    Would docking not count?
     
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    lol, i love that website it has so many great video's. thanks for the post i loved this song. lol
     
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