The Oscars — Your Personal Version Drinking Game

[rawbone8]

To guarantee alcohol poisoning, do the following:

Take a drink every time Jon Stewart (or anybody) references:


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(fill in the your anwers below)
for example: makes an anti Bush joke, gay cowboys etc.

 

[Chuck64]

Homos, anal sex, Brokeback Mountain, or some combination of the three.

 

[D_alex8]

To guarantee alcohol poisoning, do the following:

Take a drink every time Jon Stewart references:


____himself______________________________

 

[Dr. Dilznick]

I'll watch for the *gasp* Three 6 Mafia performance. I predict white people will take bathroom breaks in droves.

 

[B_Stronzo]

the current administration

 

[Pecker]

U.S. shipping ports.

 

[jeff black]

To guarantee alcohol poisoning, do the following:

Take a drink every time Jon Stewart references:


____himself______________________________

President Bush's inability to properly lead the country.
Though chances are Jon is more likely to just stare into the camera with that perterbed look on his face like he is trying to take a shit.