(let me get an initial apology out of the way for rambling)
Stronzo said:
I'd rather not, Stronzo... arguments are not my strong suit, and, as I keep learning, around here neither are my jokes :redface: Matthew brought up the criticisms of English, so I mispelled 'touché' on purpose...
I have lost track of this 'anal sex' argument, and considering I'm up at 5 am writing a paper for my philosophy class, I can't devote much time or effort to this thread, but from what I've read on here this past week... I don't really understand where all the anger being thrown at you is coming from. At least not from a few posters here.
I know that I'm not the most qualified on the subject at hand, and that I haven't read all the posts, but I think I agree with you on the 'anal sex issue'. I can only offer this single story from me and my often referred to but never seen ex-girlfriend for discussion in this thread:
One night we were going at it in the 'doggy style' position, and I slipped out. I grabbed my penis and as I went to find her pussy in the dark room, it slid near her ass, causing her to timidly say, "you... you don't want anal... do you?" I reassured her that it wasn't 'my thing', and we went back on our merry way of dick/pussy interaction. But going back to what she told me then, there was one thing I could sense: fear, or the very least worry. She admitted to me after having sex one time (and it possibly was that same night, it would make sense) that she had done anal with other guys. But it sure seemed to me that she didn't exactly crave it in 'the other orifice' as she did with her pussy (and she did crave it in there, oh how she craved it :tongue

. I do not want to veer too far off the course talking about our relationship, but that entire situation reeked of her doing something against her will to keep me happy and around. Maybe she did enjoy it with others, I don't know. I'm a bit thicker than average down there though, and I think we both knew it would have been risky, so I'm glad I didn't try.
You said it first, and you said it best:
Girls have pussies and their awesome. I've been there. I know. Why do you need another hole?? For the love of Christ. If you like women then love their pussies.
That is exactly how I feel on this issue. When I was in my early teens I guess you could say I 'realized I was straight'. I spent the next few years after that (before I found places like this or porn in general really) dreaming about pussies. It was all I thought about, it was what I wanted. Not anal sex. Nor oral - I've written that elsewhere I believe, but oral sex means going down on her to get her ready for penetration, I could care less about a 'quality blowjob' even.
I've never had anal sex. I don't plan too. Even when I watch porn, I skip through it. A dick sliding in and out of a pussy is such an amazing visual for me, but in and out of an ass? Not so much... it looks like the ass is merely doing what it's paid to... or something... I don't know how to best put it to words, but it doesn't do anything for me, period point blank. But are there women out there that do enjoy it, that's not for me to answer, I'm a man. Although your point about the lack of a prostate seems to make sense to me...
I've written more on here in the last hour than my paper. Curse you lpsg! Although I do wonder how Immanuel Kant felt about some of these subjects...