The Pal Diet

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  1. Vein Man

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    I was buying a large bag of Pal Meaty Bites at Woolworths for my Labrador
    retriever and was in line to check out when the woman behind me asked if I
    had a dog?

    On impulse, I said "No, I'm starting The Pal Diet again. Although I probably
    shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time, I'd lost 50
    pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming from
    everywhere possible and IVs in both arms." I also told her that it was
    essentially a perfect diet.

    The way it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply
    eat one or two every time you feel hungry. Since the food is nutritionally
    complete, I'm going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically
    everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly the
    tall guy behind her.

    Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care
    because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I'd been sitting in the
    street licking my balls and a car hit me.
     
  2. davidjh7

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    LOL!! Ok---you win the "hit my funny bone the hardest" award today! THanks!:18:
     
  3. Vein Man

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    Thank you David.
     
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