The Pal Diet

Vein Man

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I was buying a large bag of Pal Meaty Bites at Woolworths for my Labrador
retriever and was in line to check out when the woman behind me asked if I
had a dog?

On impulse, I said "No, I'm starting The Pal Diet again. Although I probably
shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time, I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming from
everywhere possible and IVs in both arms." I also told her that it was
essentially a perfect diet.

The way it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry. Since the food is nutritionally
complete, I'm going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically
everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly the
tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care
because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I'd been sitting in the
street licking my balls and a car hit me.