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The Palins: Teen Daughter Pregnant. Son On Drugs. What's Next?
The National Enquirer, that scandal tabloid nobody is supposed to take seriously- except it usually correct as in the John Edwards affair- is out on the news stands with a portrayal of the Palin family that truly puts the "D" in dysfunctional. It's fun to watch the national Republican party trying to advertise Caribou Barbie and clan as a wholesome albeit gun-toting bunch of red-blooded middle-class folks, while in reality the Palins could compete with "The Hogans" or "Dog The Bounty Hunter" for which reality family is more totally wacked-out.
Track "Suit" Palin: In 2005 Track vandalized nearly 50 school buses in a night of fun with two other buddies. A radio station in Anchorage reported he had a choice of joining the Army and being shipped off to Iraq or going to jail. There are numerous reports surfacing that Track was a major druggie and spent more time engaging in drinking than high school studies. On September 11th, Track shipped out patriotically to the Palm Springs of the Middle East.
Bristol Palin: She apparently spent much of her time with boyfriends in the obstetric position. When she became (surprise) pregnant, Levi Johnston was forced by the McCain staff to become joyous and look forward to marriage and fatherhood. They also ordered him to shave, get a haircut, wear suitable clothes and behave like Eddie Haskell during the Republican convention.
Next Weeks Edition: The Affair. While her offspring were busy partying and partaking in criminal mischief, Sarah the myopic then mayor of Wasilla spent some fun quality time with a former business associate of hubbie Todd named Brad Hansen. By coincidence according to One Palin Mystery Solved - September 8 there was an emergency filing to keep all of Hansen's divorce records sealed. It was denied.
The Nude Sarah Palin Photos: Because I am such an above-the-waist classy guy I won't provide a link to authentic (non-photoshopped) pictures of a smiling twenty-something Sarah Palin. They were apparently taken sometime during her six year sojourn through various low and middle-level institutions of higher learning. She is seen smiling broadly with brunette hair longish atop, B-cup perkies and a trimmed triangle down below; just the mental image Vladamir Putin should have in an East/West diplomatic showdown.
We'll all stay tuned for more "fun with Sarah Palin." :newangel:
The National Enquirer, that scandal tabloid nobody is supposed to take seriously- except it usually correct as in the John Edwards affair- is out on the news stands with a portrayal of the Palin family that truly puts the "D" in dysfunctional. It's fun to watch the national Republican party trying to advertise Caribou Barbie and clan as a wholesome albeit gun-toting bunch of red-blooded middle-class folks, while in reality the Palins could compete with "The Hogans" or "Dog The Bounty Hunter" for which reality family is more totally wacked-out.
Track "Suit" Palin: In 2005 Track vandalized nearly 50 school buses in a night of fun with two other buddies. A radio station in Anchorage reported he had a choice of joining the Army and being shipped off to Iraq or going to jail. There are numerous reports surfacing that Track was a major druggie and spent more time engaging in drinking than high school studies. On September 11th, Track shipped out patriotically to the Palm Springs of the Middle East.
Bristol Palin: She apparently spent much of her time with boyfriends in the obstetric position. When she became (surprise) pregnant, Levi Johnston was forced by the McCain staff to become joyous and look forward to marriage and fatherhood. They also ordered him to shave, get a haircut, wear suitable clothes and behave like Eddie Haskell during the Republican convention.
Next Weeks Edition: The Affair. While her offspring were busy partying and partaking in criminal mischief, Sarah the myopic then mayor of Wasilla spent some fun quality time with a former business associate of hubbie Todd named Brad Hansen. By coincidence according to One Palin Mystery Solved - September 8 there was an emergency filing to keep all of Hansen's divorce records sealed. It was denied.
The Nude Sarah Palin Photos: Because I am such an above-the-waist classy guy I won't provide a link to authentic (non-photoshopped) pictures of a smiling twenty-something Sarah Palin. They were apparently taken sometime during her six year sojourn through various low and middle-level institutions of higher learning. She is seen smiling broadly with brunette hair longish atop, B-cup perkies and a trimmed triangle down below; just the mental image Vladamir Putin should have in an East/West diplomatic showdown.
We'll all stay tuned for more "fun with Sarah Palin." :newangel: