The penis income.

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  1. _Edu

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    Request of the penis to get a salary rise:

    I, the penis, ask for a salary rise, due to the following reasons:

    1. I do a lot of physicall work.
    2. I work in deep places.
    3. I work with my head.
    4. I don't even rest in weekends & I work on holidays.
    5. I work in a very humid place.
    6. I don't get payed for extra hours & night works.
    7. I work in a dark place with no ventilation.
    8. I work with high temperatures.
    9. I work with the risk of gettin a disease.

    Response of the administration:

    Following your request & considering the arguments presented, the administration rejects your request due to the following reasons:

    1. You dont do a complete workday (continiously).
    2. You fall asleep after a short work.
    3. You sometimes don't satisfy the demands of the leadershp.
    4. You don't always remain faithful to your work place (you go to other departments)
    5. You rest more than you should.
    6. You have a lack of initiative; you have to be stimulated.
    7. you negelt the cleaning of your work place after you finish your work.
    8. You don't always fulfill the higene & security rules.
    9. You don't wait for retirement pension to quit working.
    10. You don't want to double shifts when its asked.
    11. Sometimes you leave your workplace when you hadn't finished.
    12. Last but not least, You always enter and leave your workplace with a suspicious sack.

    * I recived this in a BBpin when I was in class and I was containing myself to not laugh my ass off, sorry if I made mistakes translating (of course I recieved it in spainsh). Hope you enjoyed it! :biggrin1::tongue:
     
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    Cool! I did enjoy it. Thanks.
     
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    Plus you always throw up on the job and it costs extra to constantly clean up after you!
     
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    Did you just make this up yourself? If so, let me tell you - you one clever son of a mother duck.
     
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    haha good stuff
     
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    heh cool :)
     
  8. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    Actually, here's what edu_1 said himself:

     
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    That! :tongue:
     
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