The penis of the god "Príapo" (A too long flaccid penis).

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  1. B_Yoselin

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    Part 1: EN ESPAÑOL:

    Oh!, Dios mío, hace unos pocos minutos atrás yo he quedado sin habla. Yo tuve que recoger la mandibula del suelo a causa de la fuerte impresión que causó en me una photo de uno de los miembros de LPSG.ORG.... Wow!, Qué increible hombre!!!.... Yo pienso que yo acabo de encontrar a un Dios Griego!! jajajajaja Wow!!!, qué insolito!!!... Es el Mr. called: horse_marc y él hace honor a su nombre porque és el un verdadero CABALLO jajajajaja.... Wow!!, los ojos se me salieron de las orbitas y mi boca se hizo agua cuando vi la foto de éste Sr.. Yo estoy escribiendo éste texto y aún no me puedo quitar de la mente el tamaño de his largo pene!!! Wow!!, es mostruoso, pero se le ve fantástico.

    Yo quiero saber si éste Sr. Horse_Marc is el hombre de LPSG.ORG que tiene el longest flaccid penis or... There in this Web Site, there are otros hombres que tienen too el FLACCID PENIS del mismo longitud o más que el Sr. Horse_Marc. / Yo deseo saber en opinión de Uds. (sin saber de antemano cuánto mide his penis) cuántas pulgadas piensan Uds. que tiene his pene cuando it's in flaccid state. / Is true o es ficción que los Vacum Pumping hacen alargar el pene de los hombres?. Mi actual novio tiene el pene largo (22 cms. long flaccid state and 34 cms. long erect state) pero YO deseo que his pene se alarge más y más... Eso me gustaría mucho. Los Vacum Pumping funcionan o no funcionan.?

    Me gustaría hacer una actuación con él... Él y yo juntos actuando que él es un violador y él tiene deseo de sexo y yo una indefensa niña buena que no sabe nada de la vida... Me gustaría actuar o simular que él con su larga COSA me pentra mi vagina virgen jajajajajaja I pienso que esto sería una muy buena fantasía sexual.... Uffff si yo llego a tener entre mis manos algún día un pene como el de él yo hago desatre!!! me volvería loca.

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    Part 2: IN ENGLISH:

    Oh!, my God, a few minutes ago behind I have stayed without speech. I had to take my jaw on floor because of the strong impression that a photo caused in me of one of the members of LPSG.ORG.... Wow!, What so incredible man!!!.... I think that I have just found a Greek God!! Jajajajaja Wow!!!, unusual what!!!... It is Mr. called: horse_marc and he does honor to his nickname because is a real HORSE jajajajaja.... Wow!!, the eyes mine left of its orbits and my mouth did water to itself when I saw the photo of this Mr...

    I am writing this one text and still I cannot take from me of the mind the size of his long penis!!! Wow!!, it is like a monstrer, but sees him fantastic.

    I want to know if this Mr. Horse_Marc is ONLY ONE man of LPSG.ORG who has longest flaccid penis or... There in this Web Site, there are other men who have too FLACCID PENIS of same length or more than Mr. Horse_Marc????. / I want to know in opinion of you (without knowing in advance how much measure his penis) how many inches you think that it has his penis when it's in flaccid state. / Is true or is it a fiction that the Vacum Pumping makes lengthen the penis of the men?. My current boyfriend has long penis (22 cms. long flaccid state / 34 cms. long erect state) but I wish that his penis be more and more large... It I would like much. The Vacum Pumping works or does not work?.


    Are there more photos of this Mr. in this Web Site?... I only saw one of him.

    Wow!!, I think that he is the whole "Príapo"... I would like to do an action(performance) with him... He and me together, operating that he is a rapist (violator) and he desire of sex with me, and I am a defenseless good girl who does not know anything of life... I would like to operate or to simulate that he with his long IT penEtrate into my virgin vagina jajajajajaja I think that this would be a very good sexual fantasy.... Uffff... If I manage to have between my hands some day a penis like of him I will do disaster!!! I would become like mad, but mad of pleasere!!.

    I will waiting for your answering of quetions that I did.

    Yoseling.
     
  2. D_alex8

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    Part 3. In English:

    I have seen God, and his name is "Photoshop". :rolleyes:

    Part 4. En Español:

    He visto a dios, y su nombre es "Photoshop". :rolleyes:
     
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    Wrong Alex, you didn't translate the RollEyes face.
     
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    (somebody give this girl a tv-show. now.)
     
  5. Matthew

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    "Sabado Verga Gigante"
     
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    Is there a random-text generator which will crank out stuff like this? I know of one which generates pretty good complaint letters - you give it the first and last name of the person you want to bitch about, and then let it write three blistering paragraphs straight out of H.L. Mencken. And I've seen another which writes a pretty good BS abstract of a BS paper in some BS subject, like historical deconstruction. You don't have to give that one any of the buzz words or phrases, it knows them already. There's quite an elaborate website attached, with a detailed exposition of the algorithm, an' all.

    But in this case we may have to fight fire with fire and a generator will save a whole raft of work.
     
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    If there's one thing you'll learn at this site it's 'If it looks too good to be true it's because it probably is".

    There should be a gallery here of 'most frequently appearing photos'. Some of his pics have showed up on so many previous members here they probably merit a gold membership of their own! If he's for real I'm sure he'll post some original and verified photos.

    cheers

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    Oh no, the worst of all is that there are shows named like this.

    Something like "Sábado Tropical", "Feliz Domingo para Toda La Juventud", etc.

    :headache: :headache:
     
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    People generally have strong views about Ms. Yoeslin. I assume you already know that Yoeslin sees anti-intellectualism as her benevolent guardian angel, but I have something more important to tell you. If we listen to others, then the sea of oligarchism, on which she so heavily relies, will begin to dry up.
    Yoeslin reads magazines that feature the disrespect, degradation, dehumanization, and exploitation of women and their bodies. (Actually, things that you or I might regard as insolent or politically incorrect might be considered by Yoeslin's legates as an article of faith, a philosophical conviction, a political opinion, or even an innocuous form of entertainment but that's not important now.) I may not be perfect, but at least I'm not afraid to say that the next time she decides to bury our heritage, our traditions, and our culture, she should think to herself, cui bono? -- who benefits? Yoeslin has a glib proficiency with words and very sensitive nostrils. She can smell money in your pocket from a block away. Once that delicious aroma reaches Yoeslin's nostrils, she'll start talking about the joy of neocolonialism and how she is always being misrepresented and/or persecuted. As you listen to Yoeslin's sing-song, chances are you won't even notice her hand as it goes into your pocket. Only later, after you realize you've been robbed, will you truly understand that the question that's on everyone's mind these days is, "Will peeling back the onion of her uppity, snooty philosophies cause her to shed tears or will it merely enhance her desire to extract obscene salaries and profits from corporations that spread hatred, animosity, and divisiveness?" The answer is obvious if you understand that her snotty cajoleries are in full flower, and their poisonous petals of isolationism are blooming all around us.
    If Yoeslin's loyalists had even an ounce of integrity, they would bring meaning, direction, and purpose into our lives. Because we have the determination to see the truth prevail, we must never forget that Yoeslin is always prating about how Marxism is a viable and vital objective for our nation's educational institutions. (She used to say that nativism and nonrepresentationalism are identical concepts, but the evidence is too contrary, so she's given up on that score.) While there's no use crying over spilled milk, she wants us to believe that we can solve all of our problems by giving her lots of money. We might as well toss that money down a well, because we'll never see it again. What we will see, however, is that we have a dilemma of leviathan proportions on our hands: Should we establish a supportive -- rather than an intimidating -- atmosphere for offering public comment, or is it sufficient to do something good for others? This is an important question because now that I've been exposed to Yoeslin's ruses, I must admit that I don't completely understand them. Perhaps I need to get out more. Or perhaps Yoeslin decries or dismisses capitalism, technology, industrialization, and systems of government borne of Enlightenment ideas about the dignity and freedom of human beings. These are the things that she fears, because they are wedded to individual initiative and responsibility.
    Yoeslin's intent is to prevent us from asking questions. She doesn't want the details checked. She doesn't want anyone looking for any facts other than the official facts she presents to us. I wonder if this is because most of her "facts" are false. Don't get me wrong; Yoeslin's worshippers do not concern themselves much with the people around them. But if I may be so bold, we ought to free people from the fetters of demagogism's poisonous embrace. That'll make Yoeslin think once -- I would have said "twice" but I don't see any indication that she has previously given any thought to the matter -- before trying to challenge all I stand for.
    Yoeslin sometimes has trouble convincing people that she has a "special" perspective on unilateralism which carries with it a "special" right to scorn and abjure reason. When she has such trouble, she usually trots out a few offensive, lazy converts to scapegoatism to constate authoritatively that my bitterness at Yoeslin is merely the latent projection of libidinal energy stemming from self-induced anguish. Whether or not that trick of hers works, it's still the case that I can no longer get very excited about any revelation of Yoeslin's hypocrisy or crookedness. It's what I've come to expect by now. Her idiotic claim that sin is good for the soul is just that, an idiotic claim. That's all I'm going to say in this letter, because if I were to write everything I want to write, I'd be here all night.

    http://www.pakin.org/complaint/
     
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    WOW!!!!

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    Ha ha, I was making a little joke on the famous show, Sábado Gigante.

    I guess you could call it a little verga joke. :wink:
     
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    Doesn't it suck when you have to explain the joke. :banghead2: And this was such a good one.
     
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    Well, yeah, but don't you think He of all people should be forgiven?:tongue:
     
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    *sigh*

     
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