the penis shrink when its cold?

[Calboner]

Anyone see the Seinfeld episode where George's new girlfriend sees him naked just after he gets out of the ocean - he stumbles trying to explain "shrinkage"... one of my fave episodes....

Yes:

Like a frightened turtle.

"I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"

 

[B_dxjnorto]

I am inclined to shrink in cold weather but can someone explain to me why it is that when i take a hot bath i suffer shrinkage too, i'm not kidding, i'll get into a nice hot bath my usual size and then am pruned when i get out?

Maybe it is because your body is trying to maintain equilibrium by decreasing blood flow either way. When I get in a hot tub my dick shrinks some, but not dramatically like if I am really chilled.

 

[MrGoodDate]

Get real. the cock has a mind of its own. Sometimes it hides and shrinks. Sometimes it get embarassingly large and uncomfortable. But it never stays the same.