The perfect gift

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by snoozan, Jan 18, 2007.

  1. snoozan

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    For all those special people in your life, especially the neocon Christians.

    Baby Jesus Butt Plug
     
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    OMG!!!

    That's hilarious! Jackhammer Jesus is my personal favourite.
     
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    Heh heh, watch out for stray Lightning Bolts !!!!

    Thats funny!!!
     
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    And I suppose they are handmade by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence?
     
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    That's incredible Miss snoozan!!!
    So funny but...I blushed looking at that dildos...
    ...what can do growing up in a catholic family!
     
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    Someones going to hell for designing/making them.. But im sure god will have a good laugh when he meets them at the pearly gates, might even ask for mates rates.

    BRILLIANT, Id go for a jackhammer jeses
     
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    Oh goodness....
     
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    Jeez, you'd better start investing in fireproof undies for when you bite it there, snoozie.
     
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    10 years ago, my friend and I were traveling through the midwest and stopped to check out the Precious Moments Chapel in Missouri for shits and giggles. They have a retail store on site and one of my purchases was "Make a Joyful Noise" hand cream. I think it's been discontinued because I can't find it. Too bad. We had a good laugh out of that one.
     
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