The perfect gift

[snoozan]

For all those special people in your life, especially the neocon Christians.

Baby Jesus Butt Plug

 

[Ethyl]

OMG!!!

That's hilarious! Jackhammer Jesus is my personal favourite.

 

[jakeatolla]

Heh heh, watch out for stray Lightning Bolts !!!!

Thats funny!!!

 

[kalipygian]

And I suppose they are handmade by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence?

 

[manlio]

That's incredible Miss snoozan!!!
So funny but...I blushed looking at that dildos...
...what can do growing up in a catholic family!

 

[D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah]

Someones going to hell for designing/making them.. But im sure god will have a good laugh when he meets them at the pearly gates, might even ask for mates rates.

BRILLIANT, Id go for a jackhammer jeses

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Oh goodness....

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Jeez, you'd better start investing in fireproof undies for when you bite it there, snoozie.

 

[Ethyl]

10 years ago, my friend and I were traveling through the midwest and stopped to check out the Precious Moments Chapel in Missouri for shits and giggles. They have a retail store on site and one of my purchases was "Make a Joyful Noise" hand cream. I think it's been discontinued because I can't find it. Too bad. We had a good laugh out of that one.