The perfect penis size? You decide.

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If you could specify all the details of your penis and have it made to order, what would it be? Length, girth, mushroom head or not, foreskin amount, curve in any direction, size of your balls, etc.

Here's what I'd do:

Length - 8 to 8.5 inches hard, 6 inches hanging down fully soft.
Girth - 6 to 6.5 inches hard, 5 inches fully soft.

(yes, I want a shower so I can go to nude beaches and have people stare at me)

Head - a slight mushroom head. Maybe 1/4" diameter larger than the shaft. Something noticeable, but not something ridiculous that looks like a golf ball sitting on the tee.

Foreskin - are you kidding? I want it all! CI-9 to CI-10 coverage, all the nerve endings fully functional, etc.

Curve - either straight as an arrow or a slight upward curve, nothing crazy.

Balls - big and hairy and hanging 2-3 inches down. Able to squirt a handful of jit every time I have sex or jerk off.
 

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If you could specify all the details of your penis and have it made to order, what would it be? Length, girth, mushroom head or not, foreskin amount, curve in any direction, size of your balls, etc.

Here's what I'd like:

Length - 8 to 8.5 inches hard, 6 inches hanging down fully soft.
Girth - 6 to 6.5 inches hard, 5 inches fully soft.

(yes, I want a shower so I can go to nude beaches and have people stare at me)

Head - a massive arrow shaped head (very rare type of glans!) with the pointy end that comes to a tip, the base of the head huge and flared out,much wider than the shaft.

Foreskin - none, cut super tight with lots of inner foreskin exposed, slight scar about 2/3rds of the way down the shaft.

Curve - either straight as an arrow or a slight upward curve, nothing crazy.

Balls - big and hairy and hanging half way to my knees!
 

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I did this when i was younger, when i woke up it was there!!!

LOL

Yas mon, That's what it is. Me too_Of course, and then the tooth fairy took of 3.112".What can you do? Well for one stopped believing in the tooth fairy.If I had my way, my cock(no way would it have been a penis) would be 67.345cm ( that's girth) and at least 5.92045m long.
so there. put that in your pipe in smoke it
 

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I did this when i was younger, when i woke up it was there!!!

LOL

Lucky bastard.

I want the cock I've got, only longer.

Hmmm...seeing this thread, and realizing what my answer is, makes me feel a bit better about myself. Seeing all the enormous cocks on this site has had me a bit bummed out. I forgot that I've really got a rather beautifully shaped cock, if I do say so myself.
 

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I wouldn't mind 12" in length X 8" girth erect 9"x7" flaccid slight upward curve head girth same as shaft normal balls. Never had a foreskin as I was cut as a child so I would like one but it would not go past the end of the head. But since there is no dick faerie I'll have to keep what I have. Women tell me they like what I got and said they wouldn't fuck me if I was bigger so it's just my fantasy, but I think most guys would like a little more than they have. jmo.
 

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12.5 inch, over 30cm (i'm greedy)
girth 7 to 8inch, thickest in the middle
smallish penis head
uncut, extra long foreskin
very curved downward when rock hard, and naturally tilted to a side (left or right)

balls?
not necessarily hanging much, but average hang, size does not really matter that much, they must only be big, and able to produce loads of cum
 
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seriously? i think anything short of 12" seems small (this website has warped my perception :p), so id LOVE a 12x8 hard, 10x7 soft. im doign PE, and my realistic goal is 10x6.
 

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My perfect penis size is 7 x 6.
::looks down::
OMG i have my perfect penis.
Wow! Self-esteem booster!
:biggrin:
 

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I wouldn't say no to another inch in length to make up for the fat pad that robs an inch.

9.5 x 6.5

Head and shaft and foreskin - very very happy with what I've got. Foreskin covers the head when very soft but virtually disappears when rock hard.

Bigger balls would be great with more hang - average nuts look out of place on a big fat cock.
 
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I think about 7.5 to 8 long, and near 7 around would be a great tool. And a huge mushroom head to plow the way inside. that would make me content