I was fucking around on the internet, looking at smut sites -- hot twinks, muscle boys, beefy bros, the usual stuff, when I accidentally clicked on an ad.
Dude, you know I'm super careful about that stuff. I really did just miss with the mouse.
Anyway, it launched this popup thing and it was kind of a chat window. That's how it started. And I was just in a horned up mood and looking for something kinky to get off on.
FAIRTRADER999: Hi! I'm here to fulfill your fantasies.
> Yeah right
FAIRTRADER999: It's a simple thing -- you tell me what you want, and I trade you something for it, if I can.
> is this some kind of RP chat thing?
FAIRTRADER999: Seriously, lay it on me. What do you really want?
> heh, I'm good.
FAIRTRADER999: ....
FAIRTRADER999: No, you aren't. You're just okay, and you're not satisfied with your life. It's okay, everyone has something they'd love to change. Most people never get the chance.
I thought about it for a moment. Maybe it was some kind of survey thing for the porn sites?
FAIRTRADER999: It is completely confidential. Only you and I will know what you tell me and what deal we make.
I thought about my last date, a real shit who'd accused me of false advertising, just because I'm 6'6 and 280 pounds of muscle. Big feet, big hands....but I had a pretty disappointing cock. Three inches, jumping to four and a bit when I was really horny. My balls were plenty big, but that only made my dick look smaller. All my testosterone seemed to be busy elsewhere.
What the hell, I thought. Maybe they'll make some hot video or story about it.
FAIRTRADER999: Last chance.
> Okay, I want a bigger dick.
FAIRTRADER999: How big are we talking?
> At least twice as big as I have now. Big.
FAIRTRADER999: 8 inches is well above average.
I didn't even notice that 8 inches *was* twice my current size.
FAIRTRADER999: And what would you be willing to trade to get that?
> what do you want?
FAIRTRADER999: That's not the game we're playing here. Think of it like character creation in a video game, and you have only so many points. One slider goes up, but another has to go down somewhere to make up for it.
Was there something I really would trade for a bigger dick? I liked being in shape. But honestly, the height was a problem more often than not. Hell, I'd happily ditch an inch or two to gain it down below. I'd still be a big guy, but with an average dick. It was fun to think about.
FAIRTRADER999: Did you decide?
> I'd trade some height for some length.
FAIRTRADER999: Just length?
Oh, I hadn't thought about that. I'd want the girth, too.
FAIRTRADER999: I mean if you really want a skinny dick that's fine by me
> Okay, overall body size for dick size.
FAIRTRADER999: I see. And do you have a specific amount in mind, or did you just want to trade whenever you want to?
This was a fun one.
> Let's leave it open.
FAIRTRADER999: ....
FAIRTRADER999: ....
FAIRTRADER999: ....okay.
> so now what
FAIRTRADER999: Bargain struck. Deal made. You got it bro.
> no change here dude
FAIRTRADER999: You just have to activate it. Just say what you're trading and it'll happen.
> so just say "trade x for y?"
FAIRTRADER999: You can say what you want to gain, or what you want to give. The rest will just happen.
FAIRTRADER999: You'd say something like "I want another inch of dick" and it'll take care of the rest.
> heh fun. shame it's bullshit.
FAIRTRADER999: ....try it.
I got a bit of a shiver up my spine. Would I really do it?
Fuck it.
"I want another inch of dick"
Suddenly everything buzzed and swirled, and the oddest sensation hit my whole body. My dick surged for attention. And sure enough, there was another inch of it to work with!
Oh my god it felt amazing -- and after I'd pounded one out, I m easured.
I'd added an inch to my junk and 3/4 to my girth, and it had only cost my an inch of height, and about 4 pounds of weight.
I considered it a fair trade... but of course, I wanted more.
Dude, you know I'm super careful about that stuff. I really did just miss with the mouse.
Anyway, it launched this popup thing and it was kind of a chat window. That's how it started. And I was just in a horned up mood and looking for something kinky to get off on.
FAIRTRADER999: Hi! I'm here to fulfill your fantasies.
> Yeah right
FAIRTRADER999: It's a simple thing -- you tell me what you want, and I trade you something for it, if I can.
> is this some kind of RP chat thing?
FAIRTRADER999: Seriously, lay it on me. What do you really want?
> heh, I'm good.
FAIRTRADER999: ....
FAIRTRADER999: No, you aren't. You're just okay, and you're not satisfied with your life. It's okay, everyone has something they'd love to change. Most people never get the chance.
I thought about it for a moment. Maybe it was some kind of survey thing for the porn sites?
FAIRTRADER999: It is completely confidential. Only you and I will know what you tell me and what deal we make.
I thought about my last date, a real shit who'd accused me of false advertising, just because I'm 6'6 and 280 pounds of muscle. Big feet, big hands....but I had a pretty disappointing cock. Three inches, jumping to four and a bit when I was really horny. My balls were plenty big, but that only made my dick look smaller. All my testosterone seemed to be busy elsewhere.
What the hell, I thought. Maybe they'll make some hot video or story about it.
FAIRTRADER999: Last chance.
> Okay, I want a bigger dick.
FAIRTRADER999: How big are we talking?
> At least twice as big as I have now. Big.
FAIRTRADER999: 8 inches is well above average.
I didn't even notice that 8 inches *was* twice my current size.
FAIRTRADER999: And what would you be willing to trade to get that?
> what do you want?
FAIRTRADER999: That's not the game we're playing here. Think of it like character creation in a video game, and you have only so many points. One slider goes up, but another has to go down somewhere to make up for it.
Was there something I really would trade for a bigger dick? I liked being in shape. But honestly, the height was a problem more often than not. Hell, I'd happily ditch an inch or two to gain it down below. I'd still be a big guy, but with an average dick. It was fun to think about.
FAIRTRADER999: Did you decide?
> I'd trade some height for some length.
FAIRTRADER999: Just length?
Oh, I hadn't thought about that. I'd want the girth, too.
FAIRTRADER999: I mean if you really want a skinny dick that's fine by me
> Okay, overall body size for dick size.
FAIRTRADER999: I see. And do you have a specific amount in mind, or did you just want to trade whenever you want to?
This was a fun one.
> Let's leave it open.
FAIRTRADER999: ....
FAIRTRADER999: ....
FAIRTRADER999: ....okay.
> so now what
FAIRTRADER999: Bargain struck. Deal made. You got it bro.
> no change here dude
FAIRTRADER999: You just have to activate it. Just say what you're trading and it'll happen.
> so just say "trade x for y?"
FAIRTRADER999: You can say what you want to gain, or what you want to give. The rest will just happen.
FAIRTRADER999: You'd say something like "I want another inch of dick" and it'll take care of the rest.
> heh fun. shame it's bullshit.
FAIRTRADER999: ....try it.
I got a bit of a shiver up my spine. Would I really do it?
Fuck it.
"I want another inch of dick"
Suddenly everything buzzed and swirled, and the oddest sensation hit my whole body. My dick surged for attention. And sure enough, there was another inch of it to work with!
Oh my god it felt amazing -- and after I'd pounded one out, I m easured.
I'd added an inch to my junk and 3/4 to my girth, and it had only cost my an inch of height, and about 4 pounds of weight.
I considered it a fair trade... but of course, I wanted more.