the perpetual bachelor cured (mm)

[ramsgate18]

my new patient had been very cryptic on the phone when setting up his first session with me

"hello" said this husky voice, coughing, "is this doctor Jamie Greyson?"

"erm yes, hello, how can i help you today?" i said in my best cheerful voice, i know it can be tough to make that first step calling a therapist so i try to win them over with sugar rather than vinegar

"hello my names Mr Smith" ah he was going to be one of those patients!

i dont know why but men seem to feel mortified about seeking mental health support, women are happy to admit weakness but not men

"how can i help you mr...... smith" i said trying to hide the chuckle from my voice

"i cant seem to keep a girlfriend, i think i might have commitment issues......" ah how typical

"they tend to leave me shortly after we have sex" he said sadly

"well come in and we will discuss"

so here i was awaiting Mr Smith in an office i rented in a block of offices, above me, a massage parlour, beneath me an accountant, in the hall outside was my friend Mellissa, playing the role of secretary to a key, clients tend to be put at ease by a smiling secretary

the door knocked

"mr Greyson, your 10 o'clock is here" she said smiling, mouthing her usual "you owe me" before turning and smiling to Mr Smith "you can go in now"

in walked this little old man, im guessing he was 62, he looked quiet, non exsistant, the sort of old person you see on the bus but dont really notice.

"your doctor greyson?" he asked raising an eye brow

"yes" i smiled, older clients often react like this, im 25 and still fairly fit, when they think therapist they think either woman or sigmund freud

"nice to meet you, im mister smith" he smiled a weary smile

"pleased to meet you please sit down" i smiled

he entered his back bent

"so lets start with a litte about you, do you have a first name?"

"Sam" he smiled

"tell me about yourself then sam" i smiled

"i'm 62, i work in the local library as a librarian, before i retired i worked as a naval officer, i have never married and have no kids as far as i know, and i feel like i ought to settle down now, as i am getting old" he ticked off

"how long was your longest relationship?" i queried

"a month" he sighed, 62 and no serious relationships, this was unusual, stunted emotional development?

"so what happens?" i ask

"i meet a girl, i ask her out, she agrees, we go on a date, maybe a couple dates, finally things get physical, things seem to go well, then they dump me!" he sighed again, i could tell he was weary of this pattern

"may i ask a sensitive question?" i asked quietly

he nodded

"are you, erm, functioning down there...."

"yes!" he said laughing

"sam i would like you to write down the numbers of the last 3 girls you dated, lets see if they can shed some light on what your problem is" i smiled handing him my pencil and pad

 

[ramsgate18]

the first two ladies were less than helpful, one said "i have a new boyfriend now!" and hung up the second yelled "never again" and hung up too the third was a girl called Jade

"oh Sam, he was a sweety" came this girlish voice, like sleigh bells

"then why did you dump him" i asked in my best "two friends chatting away" voice

"i dont want to say" she giggled

"can you just give me a hint" i said in a puppy dog voice

"lets just say the problem is beneath the surface......" she said pausing," now i have to go"

so i thanked her

at our next session i shared my findings with Sam

"tiffany and Grace said that!" he said seeming shocked and hurt

"sam, is the sex bad?" i asked, not wanting to sound insensitive

"i dont think so, i mean they scream and moan, and cum over and over and over again" he said dreamily ,i looked at him with a look of disbelief

"hey i'm 62, i have had practice!" he laughed winking

i blushed, i hadnt noticed it before but Sam did seem to ooze some sort of unexplainable sexual energy, i shook the feeling aside, it must have been my imagination, i have been single for a while, id find alan rickman sexy right now, and no offence to sam but he was hardly what i would call a stud, so weedy and small

"then i honestly dont understand the problem" i said sighing

"are you erm, decently sized down there?" i mused after a long pause

"i dont actually know, i think so" he said frowning, "never measured"

"right homework" i smiled clapping my hands together, certain i had found the solution. i picked up a tape measure marking 5- 6 inches on there in blue "go home and measure yourself, where i marked in blue is the average, let me know where you fall in this, and we can discuss the best way to assist you"

he looked at the tape measure and scoffed "wow" he muttered under his breath

"what?" i asked

"nothing" he smiled "you got a girlfriend doc?" he asked putting the rolled up tape measure in his pocket

this was rocky grounds, do i admit im gay, sam didnt seem like the sort of guy to be homophobic

"erm no, im gay sam, and my last boyfriend dumped me due to "irreconcilable differences"" i said

"what were they?" he asked leaning in, genuinely intrigued

"well, lets just say he had some growing up to do" i said, trying to remain chryptic,

the truth was i like a man with a big dick, and my ex jeff was blessed with the physique of atlas, the face of a male model but the genitals of a small child, i tried to see past this shortcoming but i grew tired of faking cumming, he claimed no one else had complained, so we parted company

"one day i will tell you the whole story" i smiled "that is if you want to come back?" i said pausing

"why wouldnt i want to come back?" he asked

"some men get a bit weird knowing their therapist is gay"

"really?" he said seeming genuinely stunned

"i see it as a positive" he smiled an impish smiled, dripping in sex"

"oh?" i asked trying not to tremble

"well yeah, means they can view your problems from both sides" he smiled

 

[uncut702]

Got my interest peaked, please continue!

 

[ChuckNLA]

Yeah, please keep going

 

[jbstile]

interesting story, keep it going!

 

[ramsgate18]

that night i sat at home, tired and bored and ofcourse, horny
so i logged onto a camming site to get my rocks off

i fished in my pants and got out my respectable 8 inches and logged in, scrolling down the list i found a new member, 12inchdaddy (writers note- unsure whether such a user exsists anywhere, if so the use of his username is just a coincidence i promise!) very little information as usual for a new member, i entered the room and the man was sat in a pair of white briefs, a large bulge forming in the front, oh my!

i chose to silently watch the room and enjoy the show, so many guys on these sites get bitchy so even if you cant get off its fun watching the queens fight eachother

one user subboy86 seemed to be practically dying in anticipation at seeing this guys dick, as were a handful of others, others were doubtful of his claims, still he cooly sat there, his bulge steadily growing, throbbing with the beat of his heart, one user "donkeyboy13" scoffed "i dont believe your 12 inches and even if you were grandpa i doubt you could get it up!"

it would seem the guy now felt ready, "you reckon?" he typed pointing at his crotch, "this is all natural too, not like your pumped up prick" he wrote, the room cheered

"pfft thats stuffed" typed donkeyboy13

"sure about that?" he typed waggling his bulge

"ofcourse" donkeyboy13 wrote, after a long pause, it was clear he was weighing up his options

"this ones for donkeyboy13" 12inchdaddy wrote before standing and slowly peeling off his pants, the thick root of a wrist thick cock apeared under a greying well trimmed bush, then more, and more and more, all a uniformed thickness, he stopped at the halfway point, "looks pretty real dont it" he typed, clearly loving messing with the non believers in the room, as his cock visibly throbbed

he continued his decent until the flared purple head apeared, and 2 heavy low hanging balls hanging beneath it

"ok its big" typed donekyboy13, "it isnt 12 inches though!"

the man reached for something

i stared at the dick on the screen, it sure as hell looked 12 inches

"i didnt think i was that big either" typed the user, holding up a tape measure for the camera to see, 12 inches on the dot, 7 inches girth
"but as you can see i dont lie"

horseboy13 logged off very quickly as did subboy86, clearly he came
12inchdaddy began wanking his cock furiously

"what you thinking about daddy" one user asked

"this guy i been seeing, he has one hot ass" he typed, his cock leaking precum at the memory

"i didnt have confidence to make a move til now" he continued, "but soon he will know all i have to offer him" i wanked furiously i didnt know who this guy was but he was one lucky guy!

daddy went back to wanking his cock furiously his chest heaving, his balls tightened visibly on camera, it must have taken alot of strenght i thought, as each ball was the size of an orange

his purple cock head swelled hard and he shot a nice thick load on his own chest
everyone in the room thanked him and he logged off

i couldnt shake the feeling that something seemed oddly familiar about him, i just couldnt put my finger on it

 

[rebinnyc]

Works for me! More and more please.

 

[ramsgate18]

at our next session i couldnt help but notice sam seemed to have an extra spring in his step, his back no longer as hunched, i dont know what did it but he seemed to have had a shot of pure confidence

as he sat opposite me he started the discussion,

"doctor Greyson can i ask you a question?" sam asked me,

"sure" i smiled, i was all for a dialogue in these sessions

"whats your first name?" he asked laughing, "its only fair you know mine!"

i laughed softly, "its Chris" i smiled warmly

"so chris, you said your ex was immature, what did you mean?" he asked leaning in, "was he too young for you?"

"oh no!" i laughed "he was just my type, smart, handsome, funny, a body to die for, he had one shortcoming"

"what was that?" asked sam his elbow on his knee, his chin in his hands

"he was erm........ under developed...... sexually if you know what i mean....." i said trying to be tactful

"you mean bellow the belt?" sam asked seeming bewildered

"yer, whats worse was he acted like gods gift to men, and thought he was hung like a horse" sams eyes glinted a wicked glint

"so when i informed him he was not only small but crap in bed, he dumped me" i sighed laughing softly

sam laughed, his laugh got harder and harder

"whats so funny sam?" i asked laughing myself now, tears in the old mans eyes

"i have done something to help any future boyfriends of your friend Jeff" he laughed, i asked you 'receptionist' the story behind your break up and she was more than happy to point me to jeff" i cursed mellissas name under my breath

"what did you do sam?" i asked, i knew sam wouldnt hurt jeff, and it was obvious from sams reaction whatever he did seemed to work

"i met him in a club called "the pit" i believe" a gay club and nototious haunt of jeff the jerk's, he would often be found on a friday night coked up to the eyeballs snogging all the stick insects he can get his hands on "i didnt let him know i knew you just sat watching him, what did you see in him by the way" he laughed"

"i dont know" i laughed and honestly meant it

"anyway i talked to him and he basically gave me the cold shoulder, so i took him to the toilets and showed him something to change his attitude" sam smiled, i must have looked bewildered

"your 'homework' came in handy" sam smiled handing me the tape measure, mind if i go to the toilet?" he asked getting up

"sure" i smiled

i laughed softly to myself, so thats what sam did, showed him how much bellow the average he was i unrolled the tape measure, by the 4 inch mark was a dash, jeff, i unrolled further looking for sams measurement next to the 7 was a line with the letter g, whose g? i wondered

"sam whose g?" i asked through the door

"its not a person its a measurement" the penny dropped, sam had a 7 inch thick cock, already i was dumb struck but i kept unrolling the tape measure, just under the 12 inch mark was a dash marked L, the penny dropped again, sams ring, the one he always wore on his right hand, it was the same ring 12inchdaddy wore in his cam show

"did you like my show the other night" sam asked, i hadnt heard him come in
i looked up and was eye level with a fairly impressive bulge

"youve been with a boy, why not try being with a man" he laughed dirtily

 

[uncut702]

Great story, please continue!

 

[malito]

Oh this is good.

 

[Talesof_Ted]

Yea well wrote bud

 

[prism]

no continuation?

 

[ramsgate18]

soon i promise

 

[ramsgate18]

I gulped loudly

"i get that alot" sam laughed "til I did your homework I like you and so many others thought the reason I was always dumped was I was tiny, ive never really compared with others and when guys told me 6 inches was normal I was relieved, I hadnt realised they meant erect, im about that soft!" he scoffed

"as soon as I saw you I popped instant wood, your bubble butt up high and firm!"he groped his crotch absent mindedly groaning

"but I figured you wouldnt take the advances of an old man seriously! That is until I did your homework and some research of my own I discovered how rare this was" he said grabbing his bulge

"oh and your 'receptionist' blabbed about your size queen desires" he winked

he paused and I sat there catching flies achingly hard in my trouser suit pants

"chris you can speak!" sam smiled

seeing I wasnt ready to speak sam slowly unbuttoned his shirt and undid his tie, for a 62 year old I had to admit he was in excellent shape, a light dusting of greying chest hair on his chest, his tummy still flat with slight definition from years of training and care

"gotta take good care of yourself!" he muttered running a hand down his tummy

slowly he undid his belt revealing a neatly trimmed salt and pepper bush, hed gone commando!

And suddenly his baggy old man slacks were on the floor and his fat fucker of a cock sprang free

"and no I didnt pop a viagra before the session!" he smirked seeing the question in my eyes, "its all natural!" he winked "and all yours"

seeing I was still dickmatised he grabbed my right hand and placed it on his dick, which throbbed at my touch "holy shit!" I muttered

"big enough?" he asked in a mocking tone, I nodded "good, now be a good little cocksucker and worship my dick!"

no sooner had the words left his mouth and I was sucking his dick like I hadnt eaten for days

this caught him offguard and he groaned "fuck you gays suck dick better than any of my exes" he growled his hand soft yet firm on the back of my head, I felt bad, as all I could manage to suck was the door knob head and a couple inches but from the way he was precumming he seemed to be enjoying my oral skills

I moved to the balls they were heavy and in a thick leathery scrotum I licked those fuckers and sucked on them as best I could and his cock kept throbbing

"stand up fucker!" he barked

I stood and he tore off my shirt and yanked down my trousers "i read your generation was smaller than mine" he muttered holding my 7 inches next to him

"it is an unfair comparison" I laughed, "that cock aint human its horse"

"this is true!" he said bending me over "now let me get a good look at that ass of yours, fuck its hotter than I thought it would be" he whistled spreading my cheeks, he wasnt the first guy to say this, a lot of guys think my ass when dressed is all tailored in, supported underwear, padding but no my ass is really that bubbly and gravity defying

suddenly I felt his hot wet tongue at my puckered ass, for a man whod never done it before he was a pro as I gasped for breath as he hungrily greedily ate my ass pawing at my cheeks giving me a light spank every now and then

"sorry" he muttered "got a bit carried away there!"

"that..... ok!" I panted finally catching my breath

"feel relaxed?" he asked sitting on my office chair his huge nuts dangling off the seat

I nodded

"good!" he beamed reaching into his bag for some magnum xls and some lube "because now doctor greyson I want to fuck that tight little ass of yours!"

I gulped hard

 

[subiedoo]

Very, very, very nice.

 

[ramsgate18]

"whats wrong" sam asked


"sam I c.c.c.c.can't!" I stammered seeing his cock towering, it looked downright obscene connected to a man old enough to be my grandfather, he looked like he should be offering me a werthers original not the fuck of my life


"whats wrong? Scared!" he said mockingly waggling his cock at me


"well yes! You're huge!" I said grabbing it just under the head


"you've seen bigger surely" he said


I paused looking away


"chris, is this the biggest cock you've ever seen" he said, an air of arrogance behind the question


I nodded blushing


"i bet you didn't think such a big cock would be attached to an old man!" he laughed


I shook my head, I hadn't, i'd always imagined it being attached to a big gym bunny with wavy blonde hair, possibly named sven


"are you really going to pass up on this sort of opportunity" he smiled jiggling his cock a bead of pre forming on the door knob sized head


"i guess not!" I said straddling his hips "just go easy!" I implored


"oh I will, at first!" he sniggered kissing chris softly as the head of his lubed, rubbered cock poked at chris's tight hole


I pushed out and lowered and every cell in my body screamed, it hurt so bad, I tried to get off but sam grabbed me


"its easier if you stay on it, trust me!" he growled "fucking hell your so tight!" he growled


"no one...... ever......let you..... fuck their ass!" I panted inching down his fat shaft


"course not! I even dated a girl nicknamed anal annie and she wouldnt let me!" he growled "im glad I waited" he smiled


I gasped as I felt his nuts resting against my ass "shit is that all of it" I said both amazed and hopeful


sam looked "yes chris it is" he smiled, we sat like that for a while, suddenly sam started thrusting hard and deep


"oh shit!" I gasped with each in thrust


"breathless already" he smirked "this is just the warm up!"


he laid me on the desk and pounded my ass so hard the desk moved


"take it you tight little fucker" he growled


we kept fucking for what felt like hours


"are you ever going to cum!" I panted


"what? You thought you'd hop on and have a 5 minute ride" he scoffed, "chris I'm 62 and been fucking since I was 12, you want me to shoot its going to take time, by the time I'm done with you you wont be able to walk straight!" he growled flipping me onto my front and pulling my hair I moaned "you young'uns love it rough don't ya!" he laughed slapping my ass hard


after another two hours sam was bouncing me off his dick


"oh fuck chris im close!" he grunted throwing me off of him ripping off the magnum xl, he pushed me to my knees and wanked hard, I was pleased to be done I had been ready to cum within the 1st hour!


"oh shit chris!" he panted shooting a thick heavy load over my chest and face I gasped in surprise shooting my own heavy load


"sam thats a lot of cum!" I gasped


"and it's full of healthy swimmers!" sam panted "i'm like a medical miracle, its amazing i've not fathered dozens of kids!" he laughed


"chris" sam muttered as we lay recovering


"yeah sam" I asked


"i really like you, its like we were built to fuck! Wanna be my partner"


I looked down at sams softening cock "sure!" I smiled

 

[uncut702]

Wow, more please

 

[ramsgate18]

more? thats the end of the tale dude! lol

 

[ramsgate18]

but if u liked this u might like my other stories