The Phantom Raspberry Blower in the night.

[D_Anne_T_Freeze]

I don't expect as many responses as usual to this as i see the embaressment first hand but i have to ask. When you fart in your sleep and wake yourself up and you're next to a woman, what do you do? Pretend it never happened? Laugh it off? If she's awake and she laughs, do you join in? Personally, i find it fucking hilarious and it makes me think twice about a guy depending on his reaction. Go for it! Gimme a funny story!

 

[lovinglife]

Me: Mustve been the dog...
Her: You dont have a dog...
Me: ... mustve been the neighbors dog....? *shifty eyes*

I havent had this happen to me, though I am a pretty heavy sleeper lol

 

[Sagecucumber]

I've never been woken up by a fart in the night. Mine or anyone elses.

Over the pond you call a fart "blowing a raspberry"? Over here a raspberry is when you put your mouth on someone (usually a small child), purse our lips and blow. I thought this topic was going to be much more playful than it turned out.

 

[hsarge]

'For you own safety, don't put your head under the covers!

 

[blazblue]

I'd laugh it off. Can't think of reacting anyway else :rofl:

 

[B_stanmarsh14]

Heh, can remember the trick myself / EX used to do to each other because we could, including the well known "Dutch Oven", especially when the both of us had a lazy day, and been eating stuff like kebabs.

Think most would just laugh it off.

 

[D_Anne_T_Freeze]

I'm glad you all find it as amusing as i do! And Sagecucumber, The Phantom Raspberry Blower cannot be described but here's wikipedia on the elusive character. The Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old London Town - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
On this side of the pond "raspberries" can be farts or blowing on a belly. And i highly recommend you watch as many clips from The Two ronnies as your brain will allow. Classic British comedy from the 70's. Back when comedy had to be clean or Aunty Beeb would spank you. In a non sexual way.

 

[Remington]

:biglaugh: Hasn't happened to me, yet. But I'd laugh it off if it did.

Although, it did happen to a girl I was with. After a nice tumble, we drifted off to sleep when later on in the night she blasted ass so loudly that I thought a chainsaw had started up. After being awaken by it, she embarrassingly let out a "sorry" while I was doubled over in laughter.

 

[D_Anne_T_Freeze]

Nobody knows when the Phantom Raspberry Blower will strike...