The Poster Below Me

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  1. marleyisalegend

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    Pretty easy concept I saw and think might be fun. You answer the question of the poster above and present a question/scenario/etc for the poster below you. TPBM=The Poster Below Me

    1st Poster: The Poster below me likes sushi

    2nd Poster: False, I don't like seafood. TPBM drives a luxury car.

    3rd Poster: True, a Mercedes E-Class my lover bought me for our anniversary. TPBM has skinnydipped atleast once

    Okay, I'll start it off, the poster below me has had sex in public.
     
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    False, all the asian girls I've had sex with are too insecure to be exhibitionists.

    TPBM can like his own balls/her own clit.
     
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    False, Monster does it for me, and boy can he work it (*licks lips)
    TPBM uses Crisco Shortening as a lubricant.
     
  4. marleyisalegend

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    does hell go wit naw?!?! i wouldn't knock anybody for doing that but i wouldn't recommend it and probably couldn't even get off using the same lube i cook with.

    the poster below me has atleast one sexual experience that they regret.
     
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    No, I never regret anything I do...I look at every experience as a learning experience

    TPBM has used a food product during sex.
     
  6. marleyisalegend

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    HELL YES!!!! thank god for peanut butter, starbursts, mcdonald's mcflurrys, and hershey's chocolate syrup.

    the poster below me lied about atleast one thing when they filed their taxes this year.
     
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    Nah, I am very honest with my taxes...I don't want to go to prison over something like that...

    TPBM has something in his/her closet that is embarassing if it was worn in public.
     
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    I'm pretty sure I have my pumpkin hat from my first Halloween still in my closet. I'd totally wear it in public-- wouldn't be embarrassed at all.


    TPBM has a hidden talent.
     
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    not really, no hidden talents here.

    the poster below me has an embarassing or taboo fetish. (be honest)
     
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    uh...uh....uh...well I don't really have a taboo fetish but it's quite taboo for a straight guy to admit that he likes women to pleasure his ass.

    The poster below me really likes animals for some odd reasons.
     
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    False, animals are cool but I don't like them any extra.

    TPBM has wore the opposite sexes clothes, just to see how they look.
     
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    FALSE!!! not to knock anybody else but it ain't for me

    TPBM is in love with someone who doesn't know it.
     
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    False, I'm not in love, but I do have a crush. I'm not sure if she knows that either! Dammit!

    TPBM started masturbating before he/she could orgasm (liquids, as an orgasm can be a feeling)
     
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    False.No secret crushes

    TPBM.

    Have you ever re-gifted an awful gift to someone that was a good friend?
     
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    True, a friend gave me a hideous belt and I gave it back to him for Christmas! Ha!

    TPBM has eaten naked before (outside of a sexual activity)
     
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    True.I do it all the time.I live alone and am naked alot.

    TPBM.

    Have you ever broken something at someones home.And said nothing about it?
     
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    True... many times... ranging from nut crackers to the toilet.

    TPBM...

    Once had something surgically removed from their anus.
     
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    False.Im not a fan of anal toys at all.

    TPBM:
    Have you ever had sex with someone to get something?
     
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    Yeah, laid nearly all the time, but i also did it few times to pay for some math tutoring.

    Have you ever been in a fuck buddy relationship where your fuck buddy suddenly wanted more than sex & you didn't?
     
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    False.

    The poster below me has a fetish for nibbling/ licking:wink: toes
     
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