The Problem with LPSG.Org

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1) You start to believe you're the only person not to be in a 3some on the planet.

2) You thought you were ample at 6.5 inches. Now you think anything less than 9 is a pubic hair in training.

3) You panic when your kid said he has PE today :eek:. Oh wait, the gym...right.

4) I guess I'm the only guy who hasn't had a same-sex experience.

5) You wish you could introduce Petite and Subgirl to your wife to act as sexual mentors.

6) You wish RawDog could be your Yoda.

Please..feel free to add to what is meant to be sarcastic thread.
 

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ROFLMAO :biggrin1:

5) You wish you could introduce Petite and Subgirl to your wife to act as sexual mentors.

I feel extremely honoured to be included :redface::smile:


6) You wish RawDog could be your Yoda.

Hmm . . . I wish a whole lot more from RawDog :tongue:


And I have a number 7:

7) You never used to think about cock size, but now you find yourself wondering as you pass men in the street.
 

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Thank you Sir, can I have some more?

No! Now leave these good people alone. You're distracting them.

Back to the thread at hand.

I'm liking this:

5) You wish you could introduce Petite and Subgirl to your wife to act as sexual mentors.

...although I'd add a few more women.
 

B_subgirrl

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No! Now leave these good people alone. You're distracting them.

:frown1: Okay, I'll behave.


Back to the thread at hand.

I'm liking this:

5) You wish you could introduce Petite and Subgirl to your wife to act as sexual mentors.

...although I'd add a few more women.

I'm not sure MrsR needs mentors . . . playmates maybe . . .
 

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ROFLMAO :biggrin1:



I feel extremely honoured to be included :redface::smile:




Hmm . . . I wish a whole lot more from RawDog :tongue:


And I have a number 7:

7) You never used to think about cock size, but now you find yourself wondering as you pass men in the street.

Your welcome. You should write a book "Pain & Pleasure, He'll be begging for both!".

#7--> If that ain't the truth!
 

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9) You thought you were open minded, maybe even a little kinky...then you read some more and start to wonder if you really grew up in a convent and nobody told you.
 
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