1) You start to believe you're the only person not to be in a 3some on the planet. 2) You thought you were ample at 6.5 inches. Now you think anything less than 9 is a pubic hair in training. 3) You panic when your kid said he has PE today . Oh wait, the gym...right. 4) I guess I'm the only guy who hasn't had a same-sex experience. 5) You wish you could introduce Petite and Subgirl to your wife to act as sexual mentors. 6) You wish RawDog could be your Yoda. Please..feel free to add to what is meant to be sarcastic thread.