The Problem with LPSG.Org

[D_Clarice N Flaytable]

And I have a number 7:

7) You never used to think about cock size, but now you find yourself wondering as you pass men in the street.[/QUOTE]

LMFAOOOOO!!!!! so true so true..

 

[BadBoyCanada]

8) You thought you were open minded, maybe even a little kinky...then you read some more and start to wonder if you really grew up in a convent and nobody told you.

:bling:

That sicko uncle of mine seems pretty tame by comparison.

 

[musclebare9]

9) Think everyone is staring at the bulge in your pants and 50% of them believe that it is just a fold in the material.

10) Believe that it is totally normal to hide in a towel up until the very second the shower water hits you.

 

[BadBoyCanada]

Think the numbering system is going to hell in a hand basket.

12) Learn more gay slang on your first visit then the first 20+ years of your life.

 

[Empathizer]

I definitely agree with this!

Exactly!

 

[luka82]

13) Learn that smoker`s jizz smells funny!

 

[crescendo69]

14) Learned that if I were straight I'd probably have a lot more sex with other guys.

 

[curious_angel]

15) You realise that just because someone says they're a woman, it may well turn out to be a cock and ball story.

 

[RawDog]

Small penis humiliation?? Hell, after reading a lot of the sutff here, we're talking about Average Penis Humiliation!

 

[petite]

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Great thread!

1) You start to believe you're the only person not to be in a 3some on the planet.

2) You thought you were ample at 6.5 inches. Now you think anything less than 9 is a pubic hair in training.

3) You panic when your kid said he has PE today . Oh wait, the gym...right.

4) I guess I'm the only guy who hasn't had a same-sex experience.

5) You wish you could introduce Petite and Subgirl to your wife to act as sexual mentors.

6) You wish RawDog could be your Yoda.

Please..feel free to add to what is meant to be sarcastic thread.

You make me blush! You have no idea how reserved I can be talking about sex with most people IRL. :redface:

I think RawDog needs to write a blog! He should be more people's Yoda. :smile:

8) Never realized Small Penis Humiliation was a fetish...and wish you still didn't.

Ha! I remember the first time I heard of it here! SpoiledPrincess tried to explain it to me in chat. I thought it was a joke. I seriously couldn't wrap my mind around the concept.

 

[RawDog]

I think RawDog needs to write a blog! He should be more people's Yoda. :smile:

Coming from you, that is quite the compliment! Thank you.

I don't have the dedication to write a blog. I usually get inspired to write something, and don't let go of it until it's out of my system. That's usually best done in a forum situation where it's question/answer give and take.

Besides, I can't be a Yoda, we've got Helgaleena for that.

 

[helgaleena]

More people need to Yoda for others, I agree.

15) It becomes increasingly obvious to you that if you can't talk about sex on the net, you don't have much use for it any more :tongue:

 

[maxcok]

14) Learned that if I were straight I'd probably have a lot more sex with other guys.

14a) You'd have even more sex if you were 'str8'.

 

[B_subgirrl]

Your welcome. You should write a book "Pain & Pleasure, He'll be begging for both!".

#7--> If that ain't the truth!

Thanks again!


This thread just gets better and better. These two especially made me laugh.

9) You thought you were open minded, maybe even a little kinky...then you read some more and start to wonder if you really grew up in a convent and nobody told you.

14) Learned that if I were straight I'd probably have a lot more sex with other guys.

 

[D_Rosalind Mussell]

16) The measurement ratio from real-life to internet inches is x+2.

 

[Notthe7]

17) Men pretending to be women pretending to be men isn't JUST on the Springer show...
Thanks LPSG.ORG

-And now for our Final Thought:

 

[601900]

18) VPL no longer means visible panty line,but visible penis line :biggrin1:

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

19) You end up knowing more medical terms for parts of penis' and vagina's than most doctors.

20) You start to add cock talk into your casual conversation list.

 

[LookingCurious]

21) You begin to feel as if you're the only guy on the planet who never had a locker room 'male bonding experience' as a teen.

 

[Daisy]

You get insanely annoyed by guys who claim to have 10" dicks. You want to direct them here to get schooled on the likelihood of having a real 10" dick.