The Problem with LPSG.Org

[D_George Jizzson]

22) the amount of guys on here that are 1% or 10% gay...lol

 

[TheScotsman]

22) the amount of guys on here that are 1% or 10% gay...lol

It's the system of measurement for this whole Gay/Straight percentage thing that boggles my mind. I honestly don't really understand how a person can say they're 54% this or 76% that. Surely people are just gay, straight or bisexual? Is a guy who's 2% gay simply just really into interior decorating or something?

I don't know. I've no problem with it, it's just the numbers I find hilarious.

 

[novice_btm]

7) You never used to think about cock size, but now you find yourself wondering as you pass men in the street.

Definitely! I was just saying to DJG the other day, that this site has turned me into a total perv. If I find someone even remotely attractive, I catch myself looking down, and have to mentally slap myself, so that I stop looking at their bulge.

9) Think everyone is staring at the bulge in your pants...

Um, please see the above, cuz if it's me, yeah, I am. :tongue:

19) You end up knowing more medical terms for parts of penis' and vagina's than most doctors.

20) You start to add cock talk into your casual conversation list.

RIGHT??? I love the dumbfounded looks that happen halfway through a conversation where I'm expounding on a condition or diagnosis, followed by inevitable, "Um, HOW do you know that???" :wink:

You get insanely annoyed by guys who claim to have 10" dicks. You want to direct them here to get schooled on the likelihood of having a real 10" dick.

YES!!! Instead of leading them here though, I hold up my forearm, and say, "Really? Because, see here? Yeah, from my elbow to my wrist... It's exactly 10". So, you're telling me you have THIS in your pants. (look down at their bulge, then back in their eyes) REALLY???" :wink:

22) the amount of guys on here that are 1% or 10% gay...lol

I go back and forth on the percentages. I mean, I do try to respect when a guy says that he's 100% straight, and am careful in making sure that if I compliment them, that I don't cross the line, and suggest something that makes them uncomfortable. At the same time, guys that say they're 90% straight will go off on you for a compliment, because they don't want dudes looking at their cocks. Of course, the most confusing ones to me, are the ones that seem almost hostile toward other guys, have 100% straight in their profiles, and then send me a PM going on and on about how they like my ass. Hey, I don't mind at all, OK, I might encourage more of it :tongue:, but the point is, the numbers really only mean something to the person posting them, and they're only a guideline to the rest of us on how they want to be perceived. You have to approach everyone as an individual, and not as a percentage, or label.

 

[mariamluvsEMbig]

i have a feeling that some people just do that to make fun of the system...because it actually allows you to enter the percentage that way...

23) The amount of guys that private message you because they THINK they have the world's BIGGEST cock when in actuality their cock is no bigger (and in all likelihood smaller) than the guy that private messaged you before they did...
24) Every guy private messages you with a play on your screen name and thinks that they are automatically the most clever person on Earth...when the likelihood is that you get a message like that 5-10 times a day (for example: so am i big enough for you?, what's big for you?, when's the last time you had a big one?, i've got something big for you...)

 

[TheScotsman]

i have a feeling that some people just do that to make fun of the system...because it actually allows you to enter the percentage that way...

Perhaps, but if that is why, it's kind of an overplayed joke at this point. And not a very obvious one either.

Ditto on the name, everyone seems to feel compelled to make some crack about wearing a kilt, haggis or something they remember has some relevance to Scotland. I mean, obviously I own a kilt and love eating haggis but that doesn't make me a stereotype dammit!

 

[jojo7]

25) Even though you may be in the 80th or 90th percentile for length and girth, there are still plenty of people on here to make you feel like you are in the 1st percentile.
26) You are annoyed to have found this site in your mid-20s when it could have helped with a lot of things in HS or college!

 

[BadBoyCanada]

26) You finally learned how evil Republicans are!

27) You learned President Obama is very complicated, being a Christian-Muslim with capitalist-socialist-Marxist leanings.

back to sex,

28) You actually start to understand the physiological differences between Viagra and Cialis.

29) You start to think of new places and ways to masturbate.

30) You actually think of masturbation more than sex!

 

[double_digit]

#31) Bringing logical conversation into the meat market "chat room" is a social faux pas.
#32) Nice guys do seem to finish last. But we often laugh best. ;D
#33) Even if wildly flagrant proof is documented to the contrary - people's opinions still hold the greatest sway over their thoughts.
#34) If RawDog's Yoda, then I am a Sith Lord. ;> (Just had to toss that in there)
#35) My most nebulous posts garner the most attention.

There's plenty more, but I figured I would throw that in here for now...