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The "Properly" Measured Cocks Thread :D

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I have this obsession with penis size, deeply ingrained in me. I also know how easy it is to use stuff like perspective, or weighing 100 lbs soaking wet to your advantage to make your cock look bigger than it is. I like to cut through the bullshit, and be objective with numbers that don't lie. I love it when a legitimate monster posts their genuine measurement pic, because there's no denying how big that cock really is. Sadly, I'm just big, not a monster, so since I can't get myself off with photos of my 10" cock, I've decided to start a thread for people like me who love legit measurement photos. This contest is not just for the well hung, but for the more modestly sized as well. This is for people of all lengths and girths, and as we go, I'll keep track of who's the biggest and smallest verified so far in length, girth and overall volume (thickest part times length.) As we collect more, I can post updates and make a master list of the legit measured cocks by their sizes.

By the way, comments and compliments are welcome in this thread. You don't have to post just measurement photos.


The rules are simple, and designed to avoid the usual trickery and exaggerations.

The Photo:

1. Your P.O.V. (No underside or side shots)

2. Bone pressed along the top of your penis

3. Rigid rulers only, no tape measures and no homemade rulers. (I bought one
today for .25 today, so NO excuses!)

4. Some part of the ruler much be at the middle of the base of your penis (no side measurements).

5. The entire penis and beginning of the ruler must be visible, or reasonably so if it is bone pressed. (Nobody has a 2" fat pad :p)

6. Post in the actual thread for non-gold guys. Thanks :)

Challenges:

1. Anyone may challenge the validity of a photo at any time.

2. If a claim of photoshopped or stolen is made, and it is seconded, then the poster must post a verification photo to make the master list.

Listing Categories:

1. Length

2. Girth

3. Volume (Length x Girth)

P.S. I do have a life, so updates on the list will probably be about weekly. I'll start things off with my modest cock:
 

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how should i take a pic? It's hard to get an erection position the ruler and camera all at the same time Jesus what is with you people.
 

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Thank god for this post in tired of skinny people acting like bone pressed is cheating just because they get nothing from it I'll have a better pic up later tonight
 
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I know I'll need to do a new length pic for this, since mine is with a tape measure, but does my girth measurement picture meet the criteria?
 

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why not use your countries paper currency? Everyone has it and its all a standard size. Then not only do you get a standardized measurement but we get to see who can wrap the most expensive banknote around their dick
 

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This is how u measure girth

Yes.

why not use your countries paper currency? Everyone has it and its all a standard size. Then not only do you get a standardized measurement but we get to see who can wrap the most expensive banknote around their dick

No. That isn't what this thread is about.

See gallery for girth pic

Please post for non-golds to enter. For what it's worth, your girth measurement photo looks legit. Impressive girth!

I know I'll need to do a new length pic for this, since mine is with a tape measure, but does my girth measurement picture meet the criteria?

It appears to, but something doesn't add up. The skeptic that I am seems to think you might be holding the tape folded underneath with your finger though, seeing as you're I would probably challenge on that. Especially since you and I have the same diameter, but you say your girth is 2 more inches. Could you post another one where you hold it from the top just to confirm?

To everyone: By the way, anyone who takes offense to a challenge and tries making excuses is usually covering up something. If you really want to be believed, just post another pic :D
 
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i dont think this thread is going how the op hoped :)

"see my gallery" etc... sorry dude!
 

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Okay then.
 

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Thats great, man! How about girth? Only mseg or is beg or any thickest poin, even glans, ok? And should the measuring tape overlap, not the top of one side meeting the bottom of the other side(did that make sense?)? I see that is how you do it in your picture, but maby that dosen`t matter measuringwise, idk.

I need to get a ruler where 0 dosen`t start a 1/4" up, or file it down:p. And I use a improvised/homemade measuring tape, so I guess I need one of those too.
 

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Well rawrg, you started this off by cheating, in pic #933, length, you've got at least the first inch of the ruler pushed down into your abdomen, so your adding at least an inch, that's bogus. Anyone else agree?
 

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Well rawrg, you started this off by cheating, in pic #933, length, you've got at least the first inch of the ruler pushed down into your abdomen, so your adding at least an inch, that's bogus. Anyone else agree?

That's the standard for a BPEL (Bone Pressed Erect Length) measurement. You press a ruler firmly into your skin to take out the fat pad element. I've given up on this thread however, because people are incapable of following simple directions.
 

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I've always been fairly happy with the length of my flaccid cock.
 

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This is how u measure girth

IF METRIC TAPE IS RIGHT ON PICtURE,THE TOTAL DICK LENGTH SHOULD BE 8 INCHES.
IN PROFESSIONAL PORN PICTURES,METRIC TAPE,GIRLS HANDS OR FINGERS ECT ARE A TRUST WAY TO GET OR GUESS A PROPER DICK MEASUREMENT
ALSO GIRLS WRIST USED BE 2 INCHES WIDE
BUT AT LEAST CONCERN TO GIRLS FINGERS WIDE,
WE TRULY CAN SAY THAT MUST FREQUENTLY DICK SIZE IS 10 FINGERS,I MEAN A MEASUREMENT
WHEN A GIRL WRAP OR HANG A DICK WITH HER 2 HANDS
THAT COVER THE SHAFT,SO HEAD IS FREE,
2 GIRLS HANDS USED BE 5 INCHES AND THE GLANS HEAD 2 FINGER. DO NOT LONGER THAN 2 INCHES
IT VARY BECAUSE A REGULAR GIRL FINGER WIDE SHOULD NOT BE WIDER THAN
1.6 CENTIMETERS,SO THOSE BIG COCK OF 10 FINGERS, SHOULD NOT BE LONGER THAN 16 OR 17 CENTIMETERS
ARE PLENTY PICTURE AVAILABLE OF GIRLS HANGING DICK,I HAVE 3500 PICTURES AS COLLECTION.
A FRIEND THAT WORK IN A CONDOM FACTORY GAVE ME AS PRESENT,
SO TOTAL BIG DICK LENGTH 7 INCHES
OF COURSE ARE A GROUP OF ONLY 2 HANDS,AND OTHERS OF 3 HANDS WE TALK OF 8 INCHES
ALL THEM WITH GROSS GIRTH, THE MUST COMMUNE GIRTH IS 2 INCHES SAME AS WIDE OF THE 3 EXTREME HAND SMALLER FINGERS
ALL THAT IS TRUST UNLESS PICTURE WERE PHOTO SHOPS OR FAKE
 

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I think there should be some latitude to the measurement rules. If I measure my cock along the curve it measures a little over 10 inches, so measuring from the top is not a true indication of actual length. It would be like measuring distance using "as the crow flies" as the rule. As the crow flies, I live about 5 miles from the coast, but my odometer reads 9 miles. Just a thought.

Actually using Archimedes principle would be the best way to determine the biggest cock displacement. By volume!
 

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You measured wrong scanlan. You can't measure from the side like that. You're still big tho.
 

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You measured wrong scanlan. You can't measure from the side like that. You're still big tho.

Thanks but if something curves and you just measure the distance/length from point A/base to point B/tip you don't end up with the true distance or length. This is basic Geometry.