The "Properly" Measured Cocks Thread :D

[camboy18]

 

[rawrg]

Well rawrg, you started this off by cheating, in pic #933, length, you've got at least the first inch of the ruler pushed down into your abdomen, so your adding at least an inch, that's bogus. Anyone else agree?

That's the standard for a BPEL (Bone Pressed Erect Length) measurement. You press a ruler firmly into your skin to take out the fat pad element. I've given up on this thread however, because people are incapable of following simple directions.

 

[scanlan]

I've always been fairly happy with the length of my flaccid cock.

 

[amadordelsexo]

This is how u measure girth

IF METRIC TAPE IS RIGHT ON PICtURE,THE TOTAL DICK LENGTH SHOULD BE 8 INCHES.
IN PROFESSIONAL PORN PICTURES,METRIC TAPE,GIRLS HANDS OR FINGERS ECT ARE A TRUST WAY TO GET OR GUESS A PROPER DICK MEASUREMENT
ALSO GIRLS WRIST USED BE 2 INCHES WIDE
BUT AT LEAST CONCERN TO GIRLS FINGERS WIDE,
WE TRULY CAN SAY THAT MUST FREQUENTLY DICK SIZE IS 10 FINGERS,I MEAN A MEASUREMENT
WHEN A GIRL WRAP OR HANG A DICK WITH HER 2 HANDS
THAT COVER THE SHAFT,SO HEAD IS FREE,
2 GIRLS HANDS USED BE 5 INCHES AND THE GLANS HEAD 2 FINGER. DO NOT LONGER THAN 2 INCHES
IT VARY BECAUSE A REGULAR GIRL FINGER WIDE SHOULD NOT BE WIDER THAN
1.6 CENTIMETERS,SO THOSE BIG COCK OF 10 FINGERS, SHOULD NOT BE LONGER THAN 16 OR 17 CENTIMETERS
ARE PLENTY PICTURE AVAILABLE OF GIRLS HANGING DICK,I HAVE 3500 PICTURES AS COLLECTION.
A FRIEND THAT WORK IN A CONDOM FACTORY GAVE ME AS PRESENT,
SO TOTAL BIG DICK LENGTH 7 INCHES
OF COURSE ARE A GROUP OF ONLY 2 HANDS,AND OTHERS OF 3 HANDS WE TALK OF 8 INCHES
ALL THEM WITH GROSS GIRTH, THE MUST COMMUNE GIRTH IS 2 INCHES SAME AS WIDE OF THE 3 EXTREME HAND SMALLER FINGERS
ALL THAT IS TRUST UNLESS PICTURE WERE PHOTO SHOPS OR FAKE

 

[scanlan]

I think there should be some latitude to the measurement rules. If I measure my cock along the curve it measures a little over 10 inches, so measuring from the top is not a true indication of actual length. It would be like measuring distance using "as the crow flies" as the rule. As the crow flies, I live about 5 miles from the coast, but my odometer reads 9 miles. Just a thought.

Actually using Archimedes principle would be the best way to determine the biggest cock displacement. By volume!

 

[strongschlong53]

You measured wrong scanlan. You can't measure from the side like that. You're still big tho.

 

[scanlan]

You measured wrong scanlan. You can't measure from the side like that. You're still big tho.

Thanks but if something curves and you just measure the distance/length from point A/base to point B/tip you don't end up with the true distance or length. This is basic Geometry.