The weather is warming, the grass is greening, and the trees and flowers are blooming. Spring has sprung, and as usual, my libido has gone into overdrive. Although my sex drive is strong and engaged year around, there is always something about this time of year that makes me insatiably horny. Perhaps my heightened lust and perpetual hard-on owe to a primal instinct, in tune with the awakening of Mother Earth. (Or, if one prefers, Father Earth, who I personally envision as a distinguished but hot-looking man with an imposing brow, a Herculean physique, and a granite-hard dick the size of a large pork loin. Quiver. Sigh.) From late March through June, I stay cocked, loaded, and ready to rodeo to the point of near chronic distraction.
Is it just me, or does Springtime affect others this way?