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you guys actually endure watching self absorbed, beyond-their-prime hausfraus just to catch a few glimpses of the hot guys?

have you never heard of gay porn?

blm
You are assuming way too much. I actually enjoy most parts of the show, including the women. If that wasn't the case, I'd've gotten bored with it a long time ago and not continued watching it.
 

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I too was raised in a "high profile" atheltic family (pro football). It is a pretty big problem when your dad makes you out and GROOMS YOU to be this major jock and you are totaly conflicted about who you are. NOT TOO EASY!
I think he is too. In next week's episode, Shane's younger brother gets into a heat argument with him and calls Shane a faggot.

Jo, asked him once if he was gay, and he goes, "No, but people ask me that all the time."


He's gay....I'm almost 100% positive and I don't even know him....

:rolleyes:

I don't care for Slade. There is something creepy about him. He should have stayed with Lauri but he is determined to have a young lady on his arm to impress the public...lol

Jo's just not into him, if she was she wouldn't act the way she does.
 

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found this... i was recently watching "date my ex" with slade and his ex Jo. He is a total douchebag and obviously wishes he never let her go (she never left him). it's funny because he talks about how much Jo is into fashion, and he tries to dress like a typical hollywood 28 year old. but just looks like took a page out of a juicy couture magazine... and has no sense of style at all. he IS hot though and i would hit it.

P.S. there's a guy on the dating show, Chris, who in his first episode (episode 3 i think) he is getting dressed and is in white polo boxer briefs and when he pulls up his pants you can see his dick bulge getting pulled up by the top of his jeans waistband and then he pushes it in his pants. SO HOT!!!! anyone with caps..... I would love you forever.

found this pic of slade, but ill try to find a bigger one.
 

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The original Real Housewives are back, and, believe it or not, Slade has managed to worm his way back onto the show by dating his third housewife, Gretchen. As has been said many times, he's a total douche but so damn cute! In tonight's episode Gretchen was having a tanning party and Slade - supposedly not wanting any tan lines - was shown wearing nothing but a sock on his dick. A bit of that great ass of his was shown as well.
 
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Totally loved tonights episode. Slade was looking hot in that tanning booth!!! He was also showing one very nice bulge in those white pj's. ;)
 

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simon got shirtless last season when they went to bass lake in arizona with viki, and they show his pubes. anybody have caps or the clip? PLEASE!?!?!
 
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Totally loved tonights episode. Slade was looking hot in that tanning booth!!! He was also showing one very nice bulge in those white pj's. ;)

He did fill out that sock nicely! He is HOT! Shit! Why does he have to be such a dick?
 
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These lady's are a mess (most of them that is) I think that Jeana is the most down to earth, Vicki is a strung out mess who is always working, Tamara dresses like a whore (and she looks way older then 40), Lynn looks like she never eats and is always working out and obsessed with looking like a 16 year old (she looks like she is in her late 50's and she's had plastic surgery god knows how many times), and Grethchen the gold digging whore that she appears to be (she ws so having an affair on her so called boyfriend who was in his late 60's but she said she wasn't). What a difference between East coast money and West coast money. All the money in the world can't buy class, you are born with it!
 
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It all beats Real Housewives of Atlanta.If those bitches are socialites how come I'ev never seen them at the Piedmont Driving Club.
 

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Was it my just TV or was that cock sock sheer? At one point I swear you could see the (nice size) head shining through the material. Plus he was clearly half-hard. Nice work, Bravo.
 

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It all beats Real Housewives of Atlanta.If those bitches are socialites how come I'ev never seen them at the Piedmont Driving Club.

:beerchug2: :biglaugh:

i only saw about 5 minutes of RHATL and wanted to throw gasoline in my eyes...but the visual of any those 'socialites' at the PDC has me in stitches.
 

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simon got shirtless last season when they went to bass lake in arizona with viki, and they show his pubes. anybody have caps or the clip? PLEASE!?!?!

Simon is my favorite of all the men. He's such a dick but a total DILF!

These lady's are a mess (most of them that is) I think that Jeana is the most down to earth, Vicki is a strung out mess who is always working, Tamara dresses like a whore (and she looks way older then 40), Lynn looks like she never eats and is always working out and obsessed with looking like a 16 year old (she looks like she is in her late 50's and she's had plastic surgery god knows how many times), and Grethchen the gold digging whore that she appears to be (she ws so having an affair on her so called boyfriend who was in his late 60's but she said she wasn't). What a difference between East coast money and West coast money. All the money in the world can't buy class, you are born with it!

Have you never seen the New York and New Jersey shows?? LOL.

I agree with you about Jeana and also Vicki to a certain extent, although Vicki is my favorite housewife. I also agree about Tamara dressing like a whore. It's funny since she talks so much shit about Gretchen and only liking "wholesome" people.:rolleyes: I've never thought Lynn fits very well into this show. She doesn't even look like she'd be from Orange County. I think she'd fit in better if she were in the New Jersey or New York casts. Gretchen annoys me, but now that Tamara's been talking so much shit about her it's oddly made me like her much more.

I'll miss Jeana. She's the only one of the former housewives for whom that's true, too. I'll also miss her sons, even though Shane hasn't really been on the show for the last two seasons and Colton is only 17.:redface: He's turning into such a cute young man though.:biggrin:

Was it my just TV or was that cock sock sheer? At one point I swear you could see the (nice size) head shining through the material. Plus he was clearly half-hard. Nice work, Bravo.

Ooh, I'll have to make sure and watch more closely next time I see it!:biggrin:

It all beats Real Housewives of Atlanta.If those bitches are socialites how come I'ev never seen them at the Piedmont Driving Club.
:beerchug2: :biglaugh:

i only saw about 5 minutes of RHATL and wanted to throw gasoline in my eyes...but the visual of any those 'socialites' at the PDC has me in stitches.

I swore to myself that I'd never watch the Atlanta show, but I really got into it this season after catching parts of the first season during one of the many marathon reruns of it. Nene is my favorite and Lisa a close second. Sheree's attitude bugs me, but she's hilarious. That scene with her getting into it with the party planner was some funny shit. Kim annoys the hell out of me, but I do feel sorry for her whenever the topic of her hair loss and wig comes up. Especially whenever the other ladies have threatened or tried snatching off.:eek: Kandi was a great addition and I hope she'll be back next season even after all that happened with A.J.
 

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Did anyone see Slade Smiley's bulge and cock flop on last night's episode. He and Gretchen are on a couch and he's shirtless with white pants on. The bulge is obvious, but the cock flop happened so quick I almost missed it. He leans in to hug or kiss her and when he moves back his whole package flops back onto the couch!
 

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Slade does seem like a dick, but that doesnt mean I wouldnt give him a go.
 

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would someone please post simon shirtless last season? he's one of my favorite silver foxes.
 

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will someone please post some pics of simon from last season? (bass lake episode)