AlteredEgo
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Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife!I love those, especially the Tommy Lee Jones demotivational poster! :lmao:
Here's one of my favorites, Mr. Antoine Dodson.
I'm dying here! My husband was just singing that at me earlier today. I was asleep when he came home, and released our dog. The dog pounced on me in the bed, and I let out this blood-curdling scream as I took off my blindfold (day sleepers need blindfolds). He clicked his tongue and asked me why I didn't have one of the many blunt objects next to the bed in my hands yet if I were so afraid. (Because once I could see it was the dog, I knew there was no intruder.) He started making those Antoine Dodson faces and sing-songing, "Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife, they rapin' e'rrybody up in here."