The reality about how Women think:

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I love those, especially the Tommy Lee Jones demotivational poster! :lmao:

Here's one of my favorites, Mr. Antoine Dodson.
Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife!

I'm dying here! My husband was just singing that at me earlier today. I was asleep when he came home, and released our dog. The dog pounced on me in the bed, and I let out this blood-curdling scream as I took off my blindfold (day sleepers need blindfolds). He clicked his tongue and asked me why I didn't have one of the many blunt objects next to the bed in my hands yet if I were so afraid. (Because once I could see it was the dog, I knew there was no intruder.) He started making those Antoine Dodson faces and sing-songing, "Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife, they rapin' e'rrybody up in here."
 

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A guy posts a forum titled "The Reality Of What Women Think", complete with misogynistic blathering.

He is:

-Really fat/has a 5 inch penis: A Trolling Asshat

-Kinda average looking/6 inch penis: A Trolling Asshat

Good looking/7 inch penis: A Trolling Asshat

Drop dead gorgeous/8 inch penis: A Trolling Asshat


Bloody brilliant!
 

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AE - I am literally laughing at your story here. That is something my husband and kid would do, only they would continue it for days after. Tell your husband to be careful of the pepperoni in the fridge, he might be next! haha

Subgirrl - I do my best. :redface:
 

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Excuse me, but I find it hilarious that someone with a penis is trying to explain how vain and hypocritical women can be when guys are just as bad. If I'm not attracted to someone, and they just so happen to have a small penis, am I really obligated to fuck them so I'm not viewed as vain? Fuck no. Fucking should always be a mutual agreement, period. And if he or she is not into you, or don't want to see you on top of them while they're at climax, then so fucking be it. And if I'm going to engage in a threesome, then we're fucking, and not fucking someone I'm not attracted to. I don't do mercy fucks. Don't be a douchebag.

Dante, this is why you are one of my faves here..... I knew before I even opened this thread it HAD to be initiated by a man! Maybe he was trying to be funny.....if it had ben posted under jokes and games, would have been hilarious! Poor guy~
FP
 

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A guy posts a forum titled "The Reality Of What Women Think", complete with misogynistic blathering.

He is:

-Really fat/has a 5 inch penis: A Trolling Asshat

-Kinda average looking/6 inch penis: A Trolling Asshat

Good looking/7 inch penis: A Trolling Asshat

Drop dead gorgeous/8 inch penis: A Trolling Asshat

Brilliant! So many questions answered in just one post.

This should be a single-post sticky in the Women's Issues forum.
 

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the OP has no idea what he is talking about .. what is true is that women do have their own language that is seperate from english ...

What the OP wrote isn't really wrong. All he's saying is that attractive men have more sex than ugly men. That's pretty fucking obvious.

As much as people are fans of saying that you can't make generalizations or that people are, "individuals" there are physical and personality traits that will make you attractive to most women. All women? No. But, if you had a choice between traits that are attractive to 1% of women and traits that are attractive to 50% of women, which would you pick?
 

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What the OP wrote isn't really wrong. All he's saying is that attractive men have more sex than ugly men. That's pretty fucking obvious.

As much as people are fans of saying that you can't make generalizations or that people are, "individuals" there are physical and personality traits that will make you attractive to most women. All women? No. But, if you had a choice between traits that are attractive to 1% of women and traits that are attractive to 50% of women, which would you pick?


well yeah the more attractive you are, the more likely you are to have sex .. but going up to a woman and saying something vulgar like "Hey, my name is Bill! Wanna suck my cock?" 99 times out of 100, the only thing wet on your body after saying something like this, will be the drink she just threw in your face
 

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well yeah the more attractive you are, the more likely you are to have sex .. but going up to a woman and saying something vulgar like "Hey, my name is Bill! Wanna suck my cock?" 99 times out of 100, the only thing wet on your body after saying something like this, will be the drink she just threw in your face

Honestly, if you know how to pick them, you can average at least .500.
 

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Oh man! I knew the guy would get it for saying it like that! While some men and women do this you should never use the words -ALL WOMEN...- although I get what he was trying to say. It really is irritating to see people pretending to be something there not. It seems to me men are more likely to admit their opinion of someone is decided or at least strongly affected by the attractiveness of the person
 

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Honestly, if you know how to pick them, you can average at least .500.


true .. but out of those 50% they are probably either drunk, complete sluts with no other quality to offer to the world other than one of her 3 holes, filled with STD's, made at least 1 appearance on either the Maury or Jerry Springer show, highly insecure, prostitutes, or a generally an unattractive person overall ... basically scraping the bottom of the barrell and i doubt anyone would find a quality girl out of that group ... and nobody wants that
 

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A guys says: "Hey baby I was thinking maybe we could have really
rough sex/threesome/anal/ at my place this weekend."

He is:

-Really fat/has a 5 inch penis: "Eww you slob! How could you ever think that about me?! Never talk to me again you creep!"

-Kinda average looking/6 inch penis: "Hmm sorry I can't this weekend. I have
an important test/meeting/appointment on Monday so I don't want to be hungover/distracted this weekend. But if you're up for it we could still have drinks/dinner/see a Broadway show sometime."

Good looking/7 inch penis: "Tee-hee I'm not sure if I should, I mean, we only just met..."

Drop dead gorgeous/8 inch penis: "hehehe you are SUCH a bad boy! What time should I come over?!? I think My friend Michelle/Samantha/Erin is into it, do want me to call her so we can make it a threesome?"

Not true at all. My wife had a good looking ex with the 8 inch dick who was phenomenal at sex, and tried to get her to do anal and even brought up a threesome (with another girl). She declined to do both, and part of the reason she didn't want to do anal with him was because of his size and she had never done it before. Now that she is used to it and loves it, it might be a different story, but back then it worked against him on that front.
 

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My translation of OP, ignoring the obvious mysogynism:

A person propositioned by another person is more likely to respond positively if they find that person attractive.

Wow, earth-shattering.