The Reality Police

[ashlar]

Originally posted by steve319+May 28 2005, 06:35 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(steve319 &#064; May 28 2005, 06:35 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-naughty@May 28 2005, 02:18 PM
I am so proud of for telling the truth&#33; Let&#39;s all give Steve a big hug for coming clean. (heh watch the claws ,buddy&#33; )

Sorry. No hugs. Small, nervous mammal here, remember?

*bares teeth and screams*

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You can hide in my pocket if you fancy Steve. Just don&#39;t chew on anything down there.

 

[prepstudinsc]

Maybe he better just perch on your shoulder--it might be a little safer for "things". lol

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by prepstudinsc@May 28 2005, 08:03 PM
Maybe he better just perch on your shoulder--it might be a little safer for "things". lol

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ok he can do that, Prep, you can play in my pocket

hehe.

 

[prepstudinsc]

Well I am an organist, but sorry, Ash, I&#39;m straight. (But I&#39;ll still flirt with you)

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by prepstudinsc@May 28 2005, 08:46 PM
Well I am an organist, but sorry, Ash, I&#39;m straight. (But I&#39;ll still flirt with you)

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Well ... hmm ... damnit. I was hoping you&#39;d show me how to work the organ

 

[prepstudinsc]

Originally posted by ashlar@May 28 2005, 09:53 PM
Well ... hmm ... damnit. I was hoping you&#39;d show me how to work the organ

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You&#39;re a violinist, so you have some musical training...shouldn&#39;t be hard to pick up. LOL I have a feeling, though, that you know how to work the organ just fine.

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by prepstudinsc+May 28 2005, 09:00 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(prepstudinsc &#064; May 28 2005, 09:00 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-ashlar@May 28 2005, 09:53 PM
Well ... hmm ... damnit. I was hoping you&#39;d show me how to work the organ

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You&#39;re a violinist, so you have some musical training...shouldn&#39;t be hard to pick up. LOL I have a feeling, though, that you know how to work the organ just fine.

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Play your cards right and maybe you&#39;ll find out studpuppy

 

[prepstudinsc]

Don&#39;t forget that I&#39;m also a funeral director, so I&#39;m used to dealing with stiffs.

 

[steve319]

Originally posted by ashlar@May 28 2005, 08:05 PM
You can hide in my pocket if you fancy Steve. Just don&#39;t chew on anything down there.

Is that a small, squirrel-like monkey in your pocket or....

 

[Altairion]

Originally posted by steve319+May 28 2005, 10:00 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(steve319 &#064; May 28 2005, 10:00 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-ashlar@May 28 2005, 08:05 PM
You can hide in my pocket if you fancy Steve. Just don&#39;t chew on anything down there.

Is that a small, squirrel-like monkey in your pocket or....

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Haha, its a small female pygmy marmoset. Go mate with it and make babies Steve

 

[13788]

TripodMillenium: Maybe you guys can help me... I do all this internet self-teaching to play.... But I just don&#39;t get any practical application classes... >_< :evilgrin:



*can&#39;t resist, and pets the monkey* ^_^ LOL&#33;




*didn&#39;t get a shoutout, doesn&#39;t feel the love*


*slinks off all sad, clutching the cute little skiddish mammal to him* Sorry Steve.... There aren&#39;t any plushies handy.

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by Altairion+May 28 2005, 10:09 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Altairion &#064; May 28 2005, 10:09 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by steve319@May 28 2005, 10:00 PM
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@May 28 2005, 08:05 PM
You can hide in my pocket if you fancy Steve. Just don&#39;t chew on anything down there.

Is that a small, squirrel-like monkey in your pocket or....

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Haha, its a small female pygmy marmoset. Go mate with it and make babies Steve

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Wow&#33; Theres a whole lotta action in my pocket.
*squirms and giggles*

 

[naughty]

Originally posted by prepstudinsc@May 29 2005, 02:13 AM
Don&#39;t forget that I&#39;m also a funeral director, so I&#39;m used to dealing with stiffs. 

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Mr.B. ,

I feel inspired to say"... another one bites the dust..." LOL&#33;

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by prepstudinsc@May 28 2005, 09:13 PM
Don&#39;t forget that I&#39;m also a funeral director, so I&#39;m used to dealing with stiffs.

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Is it wrong that i&#39;m totally aroused by that?

Hmmm ..it must be the goth baby in me.

 

[Altairion]

Originally posted by ashlar+May 28 2005, 11:56 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ashlar &#064; May 28 2005, 11:56 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-prepstudinsc@May 28 2005, 09:13 PM
Don&#39;t forget that I&#39;m also a funeral director, so I&#39;m used to dealing with stiffs. 

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Is it wrong that i&#39;m totally aroused by that?

Hmmm ..it must be the goth baby in me.

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Heh you&#39;re a dirty guy Ash

*Remembers not to die and be unburied anywhere near Ashlar&#39;s house.

 

[steve319]

Originally posted by ashlar@May 29 2005, 12:53 AM
Wow&#33; Theres a whole lotta action in my pocket.

As if you needed small mammals as an excuse for that to happen&#33;

*bares teeth*

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by steve319+May 29 2005, 12:48 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(steve319 &#064; May 29 2005, 12:48 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-ashlar@May 29 2005, 12:53 AM
Wow&#33; Theres a whole lotta action in my pocket.

As if you needed small mammals as an excuse for that to happen&#33;

*bares teeth*

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Nooo Noooo ... you must not bite me you furry little ball of adoreable fluff&#33;

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by Altairion+May 29 2005, 12:35 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Altairion &#064; May 29 2005, 12:35 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by ashlar@May 28 2005, 11:56 PM
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Don&#39;t forget that I&#39;m also a funeral director, so I&#39;m used to dealing with stiffs.

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Is it wrong that i&#39;m totally aroused by that?

Hmmm ..it must be the goth baby in me.

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Heh you&#39;re a dirty guy Ash

*Remembers not to die and be unburied anywhere near Ashlar&#39;s house.

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Right, perhaps I should clarify in saying that it arouses me in a COMPLETELY non necrophiliactic sort of way. *LOL*

I think I just made up a word, but you get the point.

 

[Altairion]

Originally posted by ashlar@May 29 2005, 01:08 AM
Right, perhaps I should clarify in saying that it arouses me in a COMPLETELY non necrophiliactic sort of way. *LOL*

I think I just made up a word, but you get the point.

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hehe I got the point, and thats a good thing. Otherwise I would have unleashed my sweet Chinchilla skills on yer ass. (And trust me, no one wants to see that happen) B)

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by Altairion+May 29 2005, 01:13 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Altairion &#064; May 29 2005, 01:13 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-ashlar@May 29 2005, 01:08 AM
Right, perhaps I should clarify in saying that it arouses me in a COMPLETELY non necrophiliactic sort of way. *LOL*

I think I just made up a word, but you get the point.

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hehe I got the point, and thats a good thing. Otherwise I would have unleashed my sweet Chinchilla skills on yer ass. (And trust me, no one wants to see that happen) B)

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Errr ... I think you need a toilet paper roll and some duct tape for that sort of thing. Not really my style though.