The relation of penis size vs. car

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by BruceSter, Apr 27, 2005.

  1. BruceSter

    BruceSter New Member

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    Hi folks,

    you all know what they say about men and cars... the bigger/faster/more brash a guy's car, the smaller is his dick. Now this is a place of mainly guys who don't have to compensate their lack of dick size, so all guys on here should be driving - what? Small asian ones (cars, not dicks, I mean - sorry, no racial epithet meant)? Let me hear some, and let me hear your opinions. Since this is mainly an appearance issue, I post it here.

    And now the kick-off... 1983 Alfa Spider Veloce Coda Tronca here.

    Bruce
     
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    Well... I am average in penis size (6 x 5) and I am probably below average in car. I drive a 2004 Dodge Neon. However, both my penis and my car are MINE and I get pleasure from both, and I have never had anyone else complain about either. I would love a nice car, but my finances don't allow me to have one yet.
     
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    Just a quick add on here....I drive a 2004 Infinity not big but not small. My dick is not super big but far from small 8.5 long X 7 circumference.
     
  4. DC_DEEP

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    I think dick size may be a factor in some guys' choices, but I think general self-esteem is more a factor, and usually shows in ways other than the transportation. I am of average penis size (6" x 5.75") but I am quite confident of myself. I also tend to be more utilitarian in my choices of vehicle (mid-size pickup, not tricked out - I commute) and I generally steer away from "designer-label" anything. Well, if it is on sale, of good quality, and does not have the label emblazoned across the chest, I'll go for it. Hilfiger and other clothes that scream "I'm a sheep and have to follow the trendy crowd" will not be seen on me. Expensive cars do the same for insecure males, IMHO. Sure, some are really comfy... but I would not pay $50,000-plus for a vehicle, no way, no how. Escalade or Navigator? A shrink would be a better investment, dollar for dollar.
     
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    One of 3700 Limited Edition 02, Lincoln Blackwood Pick-up. Can I get a referral??
     
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    163hp V6 96' Chrysler Sebring to go with a 7x5.75 here.

    I tend to prefer cars that have a little bit of a kick to them, but I'm also huge on their appearance. Before I decided to major in civil engineering, I seriously thought about designing cars, but in the end scrapped that idea. My current cars that I'd like to have would be along the lines of an Acura TSX, Mazda RX8, Dodge Viper. I won't get another coupe when I replace my Sebring (gotta plan ahead in my life for stuff) but I can dream :)
     
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    I don't have a car. go figure.
     
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    Nothing special here, just a silver 85 Monte Carlo. I've modified it for better gas mileage.
     
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    You may be on to something.

    Mazda Miata.

    Big dick, small car.
     
  10. BruceSter

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    I personally don't see a major link between the above-mentioned things, but I understand that a guy who lacks some inches in the cock dept. will try to make up for that by accentuating other signs belonging to a manly appearance, such as a big car, designer suit etc. Then again, why shouldn't a hung guy also like a big car or same-named suit? That's where the random factor of individual taste comes in and screws up the equation.

    The decision for my ride was 100% anti-rational, since I got it for less than $1,000 in junkyard-worthy condition, and restored it myself, with the help of a school friend's dad.

    Bruce
     
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    This is interesting. Does this mean that as we trade cars our dick size changes when we sign the papers? I want to see that!
     
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    '84 BMW 533i 5 speed manual. Hauls ass and looks great. Clean as a whistle.

    I love my car. :blush:
     
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    Well, Bruce.

    Looks like you would be riding a unicycle if vehicle size is inversely proportional to cock size.

    I personally drive an Explorer. ???
     
  14. Pecker

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    How? Did you put a sail on it?
     
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    Okay, I'll admit it! I am compensating for the size of my cock by taking the subway so my cock won't look so big!

    *runs of to cry my little eyes out* :cry:
     
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    Making a deal with you BruseSter. I've reveal my cars and dick size and you let me know your summation.
    My old car is a 1973 Buick Electra 225
    My young car is a 1987 MonteCarlo Super Sport with removable T-glass.
    Both in perfect condition.
    These with a dick size of 7.25 x 6.25. Any corollary deductions?
     
  17. Pecker

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    I've posted this vid before.

    I drive a 2003 Dodge Grand Caravan.
     
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    That's hilarious. You come up with the best apropos, Pecker.
     
  19. Jazz

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    Well I'm in the average boat and I got a '99 mitshibishi spyder eclipse
    So I'd say more or less yeah...
     
  20. mrsparkle

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    Well, lets see how this adds up. Fun car = '88 Vette (red convertible, of course) Practical car = '02 PT Cruiser (for hauling my band equipment around) Dick = 7.75" x 5.5"

    BTW, I've had sports cars all my life including MGs, Triumphs, Porsches, an RX7, and now the Vette. So don't ping me on the midlife crisis thing, okay. I'm just your average middle-aged guy who's life isn't even exciting enough to have a friggin' crisis. I wish....

    mrsparkle
     
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