The relation of penis size vs. car

[BruceSter]

Originally posted by RoysToy@Apr 28 2005, 01:13 PM
Making a deal with you BruseSter. I've reveal my cars and dick size and you let me know your summation.
My old car is a 1973 Buick Electra 225
My young car is a 1987 MonteCarlo Super Sport with removable T-glass.
Both in perfect condition.
These with a dick size of 7.25 x 6.25. Any corollary deductions?

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Deal... as I said in the very first post of this thread, at the moment it's a 1983 Alfa Romeo Spider Veloce Coda Tronca, convertible. Before that, it's been a very battered 1982 Dodge Rampage. The Alfa is self-restored from junkyard-worthy condition. Along to that my dick size: 8.5"-9" x ~6.5"

 

[13788]

Goon: I haul my clients around in my '89 BMW 735il. My weekend car is an '82 RX-7 GSL with the removable sunroof. Both are white, clean and factory original. I just sold my '81 Fiat Spider and I'm wishing I hadn't.

 

[B_RoysToy]

Originally posted by BruceSter+Apr 29 2005, 04:14 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(BruceSter &#064; Apr 29 2005, 04:14 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-RoysToy@Apr 28 2005, 01:13 PM
Making a deal with you BruseSter.    I&#39;ve reveal my cars and dick size and you let me know your summation.
My old car is a 1973 Buick Electra 225
My young car is a 1987 MonteCarlo Super Sport with removable T-glass.
    Both in perfect condition.
These with a dick size of 7.25 x 6.25.  Any corollary deductions?

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Deal... as I said in the very first post of this thread, at the moment it&#39;s a 1983 Alfa Romeo Spider Veloce Coda Tronca, convertible. Before that, it&#39;s been a very battered 1982 Dodge Rampage. The Alfa is self-restored from junkyard-worthy condition. Along to that my dick size: 8.5"-9" x ~6.5"

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No problem reading your second posting, BruceSter, and I understand that I didn&#39;t make my "summation" explicit enough. I am interested in any corollary deductions you come up with in my two old cars and my dick size, besides all of us being old,

 

[Latinoboy9]

LOL&#33; 2004 Mini Cooper here&#33;

5&#39;6" height
5 1/2" soft
9 1/2" hard

 

[Pappy]

I have a 98 Mazda 626LX, it&#39;s clean, runs exceptionally well and still looks new.

 

[hung9mike]

I have a compact pickup truck-- a Ranger. And I&#39;m always amused at the number of oversized pickup trucks here in Texas.

 

[prepky]

well this could be interesting....i have a 98 ford explorer and a 98 ford contour....go figure?

Prep

 

[brainzz_n_dong]

98 Pontiac Grand Prix, just the regular 3.8, not the super charged one. Looks fairly good and get about 31 on the highway (need that these days).

 

[dolf250]

I have an old Lincoln land yacht, an overgrown truck and a little VW. I must have a lot of unresolved size issues.

 

[NudePreston]

Well... I&#39;m in the "average" pool as well. (well... not in the mainstream average) and just sold my 2001 VW Cabrio for a 2004 Audi A4 Cabriolet. All I can aquate to this is that I&#39;ve owned Convertables, and only convertables, since 1985. And I LOVE to show off and drive naked&#33; (7.75" X 6.9") :evilgrin: And I gotta say; it&#39;s an amazing drive&#33; (especially naked&#33

 

[13788]

iwfuutaudls: 2004 Volkswagen R32

With today&#39;s gas prices, I drive it once a week. Grocery Shopping.

 

[thirteenbyseven]

BruceSter, that Alfa Spider Veloce convertable sounds like one fun car. That 2 liter dual overhead cam engine just sings at high rpm. I just hope that you are in an area of the country not prone to snow and ice, as Alfas of that era tend to have some rust on the underside due to road salt.

Probably my favorite (and most frustrating) car I&#39;ve ever owned was a thoroughly abused and used 1969 Jaguar XK-E that I bought in college thinking my vast mechanical knowledge would make the then 22 year-old car a babe magnet; a phallic stallion on wheels. It was an electrical nightmare (electric fans for the radiator&#33, the Zenith Stromberg carbs refused to sync up, and a new part would decide to fall off every 200 miles or so. How the British designed an auto of such aesthetic beauty that simultaneously could be such a mechanical nightmare defies explanation. Over the two years I owned it, the 4.2 liter coupe did more to deplete my bank account than any woman I dated. It was only after my dad refused to lend me any further loans that I parted with the British Racing Green money pit. :cry:

 

[pervasiveone]

8 x 5.5

05 VW Jetta GLI.......

After bottoming out with this girl I was seeing, and then a hot night of sex...... her comment.. "Now I see why you drive a Jetta"

 

[BruceSter]

Originally posted by thirteenbyseven@May 2 2005, 12:40 PM
BruceSter, that Alfa Spider Veloce convertable sounds like one fun car. That 2 liter dual overhead cam engine just sings at high rpm. I just hope that you are in an area of the country not prone to snow and ice, as Alfas of that era tend to have some rust on the underside due to road salt.

Probably my favorite (and most frustrating) car I&#39;ve ever owned was a thoroughly abused and used 1969 Jaguar XK-E that I bought in college thinking my vast mechanical knowledge would make the then 22 year-old car a babe magnet; a phallic stallion on wheels. It was an electrical nightmare (electric fans for the radiator&#33, the Zenith Stromberg carbs refused to sync up, and a new part would decide to fall off every 200 miles or so. How the British designed an auto of such aesthetic beauty that simultaneously could be such a mechanical nightmare defies explanation. Over the two years I owned it, the 4.2 liter coupe did more to deplete my bank account than any woman I dated. It was only after my dad refused to lend me any further loans that I parted with the British Racing Green money pit. :cry:

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Living in Sunny SoCal, the Alfa is really a great car to drive around here, but has some flaws too. Less the engine, it was more the chassis (which had to be welded in many places, especially around the back) and the unergonomic placement of the pedals (long drives won&#39;t pass without back aches, since you sit with your legs shifted to the right side). After a new ignition timing and some set work of the carburator, the engine hums like it should.

The car was less than 700&#036; when I bought it, I don&#39;t know it&#39;s actual value now, in roadworthy condition.

Bruce

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Originally posted by Pecker@Apr 28 2005, 08:43 PM
I&#39;ve posted this vid before.

I drive a 2003 Dodge Grand Caravan.

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Riot, real riot there, Peck. You always find the just right humorous web vids I&#39;ve seen since I started here.

But, in all honesty, I drive currently a &#39;93 Chevy Corsica 4 door, soon to moving to a Honda Accord Lx.

 

[deleted1223]

i dont think it mattas really my 1st car was a 03 range rover i got for my 16th bday now i got a 05 mecedes benz sl500 but my dad bought those cars not me and plus my cocks well above avg

 

[BruceSter]

Originally posted by italianhunglikeastallion@May 3 2005, 03:28 PM
i dont think it mattas really my 1st car was a 03 range rover i got for my 16th bday now i got a 05 mecedes benz sl500 but my dad bought those cars not me and plus my cocks well above avg

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Have you ever been told that a text without any punctuation is really hard to read? Why don&#39;t you use those keys on your keyboard, before they feel neglected and will get back at you? Watch out for the rage of the hyphens&#33;

Okay, on the original subject - It just can&#39;t be true. Okay, maybe in exceptions, but not as overall rule.

Bruce

 

[tightfit]

I&#39;ve got a smart pulse cabrio
You know - one of those funny little things you see in Europe and now in Canada.
www.thesmart.co.uk

 

[13788]

gamma_phi: I&#39;m on mass transit - buses and trains. You all know the size of buses - and the trains can get really long sometimes. The system sucks in my opinion. So either b/c of the fact that the system sucks and you may or may not get to ur destination on time - and it&#39;s in no way flashy or anything (i&#39;d like to see them make convertible buses for mass transit), then my cock would be relative in size you ur standard telephone pole. But if we&#39;re talking about the sheer size of the system, with trains stretching maybe at least 1000 feet, then my cock is comparable in size to the pinkie finger of a new born babe. Either way, i lose.

 

[db03]

2003 Opel Tigra.