The relation of penis size vs. car

[link32]

Average size here. 4 wheels - 2003 Lincoln Aviator. 2 wheels - 2003 Suzuki SV1000S.

Aviator for comfort on the road, bike for speed and handling.

 

[coolioc]

There doesn't seem to be too much of a pattern here.

I would have predicted against the flashy car = small dick theory. My theory would be big dick = extra confidence, extra confidence -> good job. good job-> more money, more money -> flashy car.

I am sure someone's done an income vs penis size thread on LPSG, can one sort of extrapolate from that?

BTW, 6.5x5 , 2001 Volvo S40 here.

 

[hungitaliano]

I drive a bright red Alfa Romeo GTV year 2000 model.

I love my car; its tiny and revs hard.
My cock is about 9"x6"

Bruce, I'm a big Alfa fan, glad to see a fellow hung dude drives one too!

 

[BruceSter]

Originally posted by hungitaliano@May 12 2005, 02:02 AM
I drive a bright red Alfa Romeo GTV year 2000 model.

I love my car; its tiny and revs hard.
My cock is about 9"x6"

Bruce, I'm a big Alfa fan, glad to see a fellow hung dude drives one too!

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Nice taste, I guess it's a patriotic thing with you to drive an Alfa. I just love it, though the off-center pedal levers give me a back ache on rides that last longer than some hours.

Bruce

 

[BruceSter]

Originally posted by coolioc@May 11 2005, 11:35 PM
There doesn't seem to be too much of a pattern here.

I would have predicted against the flashy car = small dick theory. My theory would be big dick = extra confidence, extra confidence -> good job. good job-> more money, more money -> flashy car.

I am sure someone's done an income vs penis size thread on LPSG, can one sort of extrapolate from that?

BTW, 6.5x5 , 2001 Volvo S40 here.

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Without any doubt, there may be something about your theory, at least it's pretty logical. If I had a small dick and less confidence because of it, I'd not try to be too flashy.

But however, the prejudice is burned into many minds, so if they see you drive a big car, they'll have that on their mind.

Bruce

 

[13788]

Marishka: Seeing as I dont have a penis I must be as I drive a 3/4 ton 4x4 dodge cummins turbo diesel B) B)

 

[Landshark77]

Nothing speacial here. I drive a 2000 Jeep Grand Cherokee.

9.5 x 7.5 cut here

 

[B_werfghj]

I drive a 2004 Ford F150, its big and black, and has a really loud stereo.
i am planning on getting a 62 or 64 caddy too, I just like big old cars i guess.
8x7 so, i guess its all relitive

 

[willie]

Originally posted by hungitaliano@May 12 2005, 11:02 AM
I drive a bright red Alfa Romeo GTV year 2000 model.

I love my car; its tiny and revs hard.
My cock is about 9"x6"

Bruce, I'm a big Alfa fan, glad to see a fellow hung dude drives one too!

I don't think there's any correlation, but thought I'd add my vote for Italian cars. They do sound wonderful.

Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo. Red (as all Italian cars should be)

Me 6x6.

 

[hungitaliano]

Bruce, i didn't really buy the Alfa because it's Italian, I actually fell in love with the design & the way it sounds. The ergonomics are improved over the classic Alfa offset pedals layout - I haven't had a sore back even after a long hard drive.

Willie, the Coupe is a nice car. We dont have them in Australia, otherwise i would have bought one before i got my Alfa.

Agreed, there doesn't seem to be any correlation between cars and penis length (except that all Alfa Romeo drivers are well hung!! )

 

[catman]

jeep laredo...

a) leg room
B) room for stuff
c) head room
d) paid for

 

[BruceSter]

Regarding the pedal ergonomics... This is the original 1982 version, and the pedals are clearly OFF-Center from where you sit, all more to the right side of your legs. But since I almost never do longer rides, that's fine with me, and by the way, that's just the way dreams are... off-center, off-mainstream.

Agree on the Alfa driver's size.
Bruce

 

[Student21]

I'll throw my "average" self into this discussion. I am of average size, turn 21 this Saturday, and my first car was 93 Honda Accord, second car was a 95 Honda Accord, current car is a 99 Pontiac Grand Am. Great gas mileage and very comfortable on the many long drives I take on vacation lol.

 

[jonb]

Well, as I've said, I own an 85 Monte Carlo. I changed the spark plugs from the standard Chevrolet one-conductor to a four-conductor and now it gets around 35 miles per gallon (which is more than most hybrids; the overstated mileage on hybrids is because of old EPA tests which only measure emissions, not actual gas consumption).

 

[Chicago_Swimmer]

Hmmmm...very amusing correlation.

I'm 6'2". Something like 7.5" and 6.25".

I drive a 1995 Saab 900 S.

Robert - Chicago, IL

 

[GMC2002]

I don't think that it is true on all people because I have a friend that has a 2005 ford f150 that has a 3 foot lift and is sitting on 44 that you literrally have to have a step later to get up in and he has a 9''x6'' cock. He gets all the guys and girls!!! All the guys ask the same question about why he drives such a big truck and all he does is whip it out and they all shut up really quick.

 

[italianboi_18]

Acura RSX (not the type-S), 8 1/4" long and 6" around, 18 y.o

 

[DCxMagus]

I'm 8.5 x 6 and I drive a Saturn ION that I just recently Turbocharged and have began to fine tune yes I'm HEAVLY into cars epsecially the stock "old person" type car that can kick the crap out of a GT mustang =)

 

[Cart2579]

98 Jeep Cherokee, lifted 6" running on 35"'s, its big, black and turns quite a few heads. Have gotten the compensating comment from a few women, but I just look at them and smile saying, "What to find out?" One took me up on the offer and said I should be driving a Jetta or something smaller. But jettas don't handle rockcrawling very well. Oh yeah, I am 8.5 x 6.

 

[KinkGuy]

Since people on here (jon in particular) made fun of my Explorer....I went out this weekend and bought an F-150 Crew Cab. Fuck all of you....NOW my dick is bigger!