The Resume of GW Bush

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  1. Phil Ayesho

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    Apparently, GW has been sending out his resume in anticipation of the forthcoming end of his administration.

    As you can see...he is quite accompliced.



    I will be available in January 2009, am willing to relocate.


    RESUME


    GEORGE W. BUSH
    1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
    Washington, DC 20520


    EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:


    Law Enforcement:

    I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been 'lost' and is not available.


    Military:

    I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.


    College:

    I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.


    PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:


    I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.

    I began my career in the oil business in Midland Texas , in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.


    I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.


    With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.


    ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS :


    I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.


    I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.


    I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.


    With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida , and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President of the United States, after losing by over 500,000 votes.


    ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:


    I am the first President in U.S.
    history to enter office with a criminal record.


    I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.


    I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.


    I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.


    I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.


    I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.


    I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market. In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues.


    I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My 'poorest millionaire, ' Condoleezza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.


    I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President.


    I am the all-time U.S. and world record -holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.


    My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history, Enron.


    My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.

    I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history. I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.


    I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.


    I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts..


    I appointed more convicted criminals to my administration than any President in U.S. history.


    I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States Government.


    I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.


    I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.


    I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.


    I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S. 'prisoners of war' detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.


    I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US election)


    I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.


    I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history when Katrina hit the Gulf coast.


    I garnered the most sympathy ever for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.


    I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind


    I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. Citizens and the world community.


    I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families in wartime.


    In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.


    I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.


    I am supporting development of a nuclear 'Tactical Bunker Buster,' a WMD.


    I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.


    RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

    All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view..


    All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.


    All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review. I specified that my sealed documents will not be available for 50 years.
     
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    The most accurate resume that I, or any human resources officer, has even seen.

    Who knew the man was capable of such honesty?
     
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    Alright, lets get some democrat resumes on here....im sure they'll take up a few more pages- each.
     
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    And what is even more daunting...the Americans who voted for him not once but twice.
     
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    I like George a lot! Great President, Great Guy!
     
  6. Phil Ayesho

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    Astounding to me that 23% of American STILL think he's doing okay...

    23%!!!!

    My god what does it take to get some people to recognize a disaster when they see one?


    I think the whole damn country is suffering from a bad case of gapers block...

    Just staring with their mouths hanging open at the tragedy that American politics have become....

    As to democratic resumes...
    The thing about the democrats is that THEIR peccadilloes tend to be personal.

    They very seldom hijack the entire treasury and stuff it into the pockets of their already wealthy buddies... Very seldom overwrite the constitution and simply refuse to comply with international law.


    Gonzalesz, Our attorney general for many years, who ignored the laws on wiretapping... who managed to offend ASHCROFT with the level of illegality he was willing to embrace.... was the Lawyer for ENRON...


    People- Thomas Jefferson insisted on us having a second amendment for JUST THIS KIND of situation.

    Grab your guns and march on Washington and FORCE this fuck from office.
     
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    Clinton lied over a blowjob and no one got killed.


    Bush lied over WMD's and, so far, Half a million people have died.

    Give me the democrats...
    There are at least far too disorganized to pull of a caper this vast and costly.
     
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    I'll stick with my party, thanks.
     
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    As a Democrat, I resemble that remark.
     
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    Bush also can not remember if he tried cocaine, and Marion Barry can't remember if he tried crack.
     
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    Are the Dimocrats gonna try stealing another election with hanging-chads LOL!
     
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    Your party? I never assume, so are you referring to the republican party? I'm curious, if that's true, why you consider it your party.
     
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    That is what some said on the Titanic. And you know what happened to it.
     
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    Fuck. His is twice as long as mine
     
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    That happens sometimes here. All you can do is keep your chin up and spout photoshop jargon in your defense.

    Oh, the resumé. Yeh, those grow with time.
     
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    I can copy and paste too and as an Independant I think it's only fair......you can do this more than likely on every president going back to Washington.

    Bill Clinton registers for the draft on September 08, 1964, accepting all contractual conditions of registering for the draft.
    Given Selective Service Number 3 26 46 228.
    Bill Clinton classified 2-S on November 17, 1964.
    * Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A on March 20, 1968.
    * Bill Clinton ordered to report for induction on July 28,1969.
    * Bill Clinton dishonors order to report and is not inducted into the military.
    * Bill Clinton reclassified 1-D after enlisting in the United States Army Reserves on August 07,1969 under authority of Col.E.Holmes. and takes oath of enlistment.
    * Bill Clinton fails to report to his duty station at the University of Arkansas ROTC, September 1969.
    * Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A on October 30, 1969, as enlistment with Army Reserves is revoked by Colonel E. Holmes and Clinton now AWOL and subject to arrest under Public Law 90-40 (2)(a) 'registrant who has failed to report...remain liable for induction'.
    * Bill Clinton's birth date lottery number is 311, drawn December 1, 1969, but anyone who has already been ordered to report for induction, is INELIGIBLE!
    * Bill Clinton runs for Congress (1974), while a fugitive from justice under Public Law 90-40.
    * Bill Clinton runs for Arkansas Attorney General (1976),while a fugitive from justice.
    * Bill Clinton receives pardon on January 21, 1977 from Carter.
    * Bill Clinton FIRST PARDONED FEDERAL FELON ever to serve as President. All these facts come from Freedom of Information requests, public laws, and various books that have been published, and have not been refuted by Clinton.

    And that's just the draft.
     
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    [SIZE=+1]RECORDS SET[/SIZE]

    - The only president ever impeached on grounds of personal malfeasance
    - Most number of convictions and guilty pleas by friends and associates*
    - Most number of cabinet officials to come under criminal investigation
    - Most number of witnesses to flee country or refuse to testify
    - Most number of witnesses to die suddenly
    - First president sued for sexual harassment.
    - Second president accused of rape**
    - First first lady to come under criminal investigation
    - Largest criminal plea agreement in an illegal campaign contribution case
    - First president to establish a legal defense fund.
    - First president to be held in contempt of court
    - Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions
    - Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions from abroad
    - First president disbarred from the US Supreme Court and a state court
    * According to our best information, 40 government officials were indicted or convicted in the wake of Watergate. A reader computes that there was a total of 31 Reagan era convictions, including 14 because of Iran-Contra and 16 in the Department of Housing & Urban Development scandal. 47 individuals and businesses associated with the Clinton machine were convicted of or pleaded guilty to crimes with 33 of these occurring during the Clinton administration itself. There were in addition 61 indictments or misdemeanor charges. 14 persons were imprisoned. A key difference between the Clinton story and earlier ones was the number of criminals with whom he was associated before entering the White House.
    Using a far looser standard that included resignations, David R. Simon and D. Stanley Eitzen in Elite Deviance, say that 138 appointees of the Reagan administration either resigned under an ethical cloud or were criminally indicted. Curiously Haynes Johnson uses the same figure but with a different standard in "Sleep-Walking Through History: America in the Reagan Years: "By the end of his term, 138 administration officials had been convicted, had been indicted, or had been the subject of official investigations for official misconduct and/or criminal violations. In terms of number of officials involved, the record of his administration was the worst ever."
    **Selene Walter accused Ronald Reagan of rape 39 years after the alleged assault in the 1950s. No further information is available on this case. The Juanita Broaddrick case involving Bill Clinton was investigated by the congressional impeachment counsel. According to counsel David Shippers those conducting the interview "have assured me that she is the most credible witness that either one of them have ever talked to"
    [SIZE=+1]STARR-RAY INVESTIGATION[/SIZE]
    - Number of Starr-Ray investigation convictions or guilty pleas (including one governor, one associate attorney general and two Clinton business partners): 14
    - Number of Clinton Cabinet members who came under criminal investigation: 5
    - Number of Reagan cabinet members who came under criminal investigation: 4
    - Number of top officials jailed in the Teapot Dome Scandal: 3
    [SIZE=+1]CRIME STATS[/SIZE]
    - Number of individuals and businesses associated with the Clinton machine who have been convicted of or pleaded guilty to crimes: 47
    - Number of these convictions during Clinton's presidency: 33
    - Number of indictments/misdemeanor charges: 61
    - Number of congressional witnesses who have pleaded the Fifth Amendment, fled the country to avoid testifying, or (in the case of foreign witnesses) refused to be interviewed: 122
    [SIZE=+1]SMALTZ INVESTIGATION[/SIZE]

    - Guilty pleas and convictions obtained by Donald Smaltz in cases involving charges of bribery and fraud against former Agriculture Secretary Mike Espy and associated individuals and businesses: 15
    - Acquitted or overturned cases (including Espy): 6
    - Fines and penalties assessed: $11.5 million
    - Amount Tyson Food paid in fines and court costs: $6 million
    [SIZE=+1]CAMPAIGN FINANCE INVESTIGATION[/SIZE]
    - As of June 2000, the Justice Department listed 25 people indicted and 19 convicted because of the 1996 Clinton-Gore fundraising scandals.
    - According to the House Committee on Government Reform in September 2000, 79 House and Senate witnesses asserted the Fifth Amendment in the course of investigations into Gore's last fundraising campaign.
    -James Riady entered a plea agreement to pay an $8.5 million fine for campaign finance crimes. This was a record under campaign finance laws.
    [SIZE=+1]CLINTON MACHINE CRIMES FOR WHICH CONVICTIONS WERE OBTAINED[/SIZE]
    Drug trafficking (3), racketeering, extortion, bribery (4), tax evasion, kickbacks, embezzlement (2), fraud (12), conspiracy (5), fraudulent loans, illegal gifts (1), illegal campaign contributions (5), money laundering (6), perjury, obstruction of justice.
    [SIZE=+1]HISTORICAL CONTEXT[/SIZE]
    - Number of independent counsel inquiries since the 1978 law was passed: 19
    - Number that have produced indictments: 7
    - Number that produced more convictions than the Starr investigation: 1
    - Median length of investigations that led to convictions: 44 months
    - Length of Starr-Ray investigation: 69 months.
    - Total cost of the Starr investigation (3/00) $52 million
    - Total cost of the Iran-Contra investigation: $48.5 million
    - Total cost to taxpayers of the Madison Guarantee failure: $73 million
    [SIZE=+1]OTHER MATTERS INVESTIGATED BY SPECIAL PROSECUTORS AND CONGRESS, OR REPORTED IN THE MEDIA[/SIZE]
    Bank and mail fraud, violations of campaign finance laws, illegal foreign campaign funding, improper exports of sensitive technology, physical violence and threats of violence, solicitation of perjury, intimidation of witnesses, bribery of witnesses, attempted intimidation of prosecutors, perjury before congressional committees, lying in statements to federal investigators and regulatory officials, flight of witnesses, obstruction of justice, bribery of cabinet members, real estate fraud, tax fraud, drug trafficking, failure to investigate drug trafficking, bribery of state officials, use of state police for personal purposes, exchange of promotions or benefits for sexual favors, using state police to provide false court testimony, laundering of drug money through a state agency, false reports by medical examiners and others investigating suspicious deaths, the firing of the RTC and FBI director when these agencies were investigating Clinton and his associates, failure to conduct autopsies in suspicious deaths, providing jobs in return for silence by witnesses, drug abuse, improper acquisition and use of 900 FBI files, improper futures trading, murder, sexual abuse of employees, false testimony before a federal judge, shredding of documents, withholding and concealment of subpoenaed documents, fabricated charges against (and improper firing of) White House employees, inviting drug traffickers, foreign agents and participants in organized crime to the White House.
     
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    [SIZE=+1]ARKANSAS ALTZHEIMER'S[/SIZE]
    Number of times that Clinton figures who testified in court or before Congress said that they didn't remember, didn't know, or something similar.
    Bill Kennedy 116
    Harold Ickes 148
    Ricki Seidman 160
    Bruce Lindsey 161
    Bill Burton 191
    Mark Gearan 221
    Mack McLarty 233
    Neil Egglseston 250
    Hillary Clinton 250
    John Podesta 264
    Jennifer O'Connor 343
    Dwight Holton 348
    Patsy Thomasson 420
    Jeff Eller 697

    FROM THE WASHINGTON TIMES: In the portions of President Clinton's Jan. 17 deposition that have been made public in the Paula Jones case, his memory failed him 267 times. This is a list of his answers and how many times he gave each one.
    I don't remember - 71
    I don't know - 62
    I'm not sure - 17
    I have no idea - 10
    I don't believe so - 9
    I don't recall - 8
    I don't think so - 8
    I don't have any specific recollection - 6
    I have no recollection - 4
    Not to my knowledge - 4
    I just don't remember - 4
    I don't believe - 4
    I have no specific recollection - 3
    I might have - 3
    I don't have any recollection of that - 2 I don't have a specific memory - 2
    I don't have any memory of that - 2
    I just can't say - 2
    I have no direct knowledge of that - 2
    I don't have any idea - 2
    Not that I recall - 2
    I don't believe I did - 2
    I can't remember - 2
    I can't say - 2
    I do not remember doing so - 2
    Not that I remember - 2
    I'm not aware - 1
    I honestly don't know - 1
    I don't believe that I did - 1
    I'm fairly sure - 1
    I have no other recollection - 1
    I'm not positive - 1
    I certainly don't think so - 1
    I don't really remember - 1
    I would have no way of remembering that - 1
    That's what I believe happened - 1
    To my knowledge, no - 1
    To the best of my knowledge - 1
    To the best of my memory - 1
    I honestly don't recall - 1
    I honestly don't remember - 1
    That's all I know - 1
    I don't have an independent recollection of that - 1
    I don't actually have an independent memory of that - 1
    As far as I know - 1
    I don't believe I ever did that - 1
    That's all I know about that - 1
    I'm just not sure - 1
    Nothing that I remember - 1
    I simply don't know - 1
    I would have no idea - 1
    I don't know anything about that - 1
    I don't have any direct knowledge of that - 1
    I just don't know - 1
    I really don't know - 1
    I can't deny that, I just -- I have no memory of that at all - 1

    [SIZE=+1]ARKANSAS SUDDEN DEATH SYNDROME[/SIZE]
    - Number of persons in the Clinton machine orbit who are alleged to have committed suicide: 9
    - Number known to have been murdered: 12
    - Number who died in plane crashes: 6
    - Number who died in single car automobile accidents: 3
    - Number of one-person sking fatalities: 1
    - Number of key witnesses who have died of heart attacks while in federal custody under questionable circumstances: 1
    - Number of unexplained deaths: 4
    - Number of northern Mafia killings during peak years of 1968-78: 30
    - Number of Dixie Mafia killings during same period: 156

    [SIZE=-1]It is important in considering these fatal incidents to bear in mind the following:[/SIZE]
    • [SIZE=-1]The fact that anomalies need to be investigated further carries no presumption of how a death actually occurred, only that there remain serious questions that require answers.
      [/SIZE]
    • [SIZE=-1]The possibility of foul play must be taken seriously in a major criminal conspiracy in which over two score individuals and firms have been convicted and over 100 witnesses have pled the Fifth Amendment or fled the country.
      [/SIZE]
    • [SIZE=-1]If foul play did occur in any of these cases, that fact by itself does not carry the presumption that the the Clinton machine was involved. Given the footprints of organized crime, drug trade, foreign espionage, and intelligence agencies on the trail of the Clinton story, such a assumption would not be warranted. It is also well to keep in mind the classic prohibition era movie in which the corrupt poitician's job was not to engage in illegal acts but to avoid noticing them.[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=+1]ARKANSAS MONEY MANAGEMENT[/SIZE]
    - Amount of an alleged electronic transfer from the Arkansas Development Financial Authority to a bank in the Cayman Islands during 1980s: $50 million
    - Grand Cayman's population: 18,000
    - Number of commercial banks: 570
    - Number of bank regulators: 1
    - Amount Arkansas state pension fund invested in high-risk repos in the mid-80s in one purchase in April 1985: $52 million through the Worthen Bank.
    - Number of days thereafter that the state's brokerage firm went belly up: 3
    - Amount Arkansas pension fund dropped overnight as a result: 15%
    - Percent of Worthen bank that Mochtar Riady bought over the next four months to bail out the bank and the then governor, Bill Clinton: 40%.
    - Percent of purchasers from the Clintons and McDougals of resort lots who lost the land because of the sleazy financing provisions: over 50%

    [SIZE=+1]THE MEDIA[/SIZE]
    - Number of journalists covering Whitewater who have been fired, transferred off the beat, resigned or otherwise gotten into trouble because of their work on the scandals (Doug Frantz, Jim Wooten, Richard Behar, Christopher Ruddy, Michael Isikoff, David Eisenstadt, Yinh Chan, Jonathan Broder, James R. Norman, Zoh Hieronimus): 10
     
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    [SIZE=+1]FRIENDS OF BILL[/SIZE]
    - Number of times John Huang took the 5th Amendment in answer to questions during a Judicial Watch deposition: 1,000
    - Visits made to the White House by investigation subjects Johnny Chung, James Riady, John Huang, and Charlie Trie. 160
    - Number of campaign contributors who got overnights at the White House in the two years before the 1996 election: 577
    - Number of members of Thomas Boggs's law firm who have held top positions in the Clinton administration. 18
    - Number of times John Huang was briefed by CIA: 37
    - Number of calls Huang made from Commerce Department to Lippo banks: 261
    - Number of intelligence reports Huang read while at Commerce Department: 500

    [SIZE=+1]UNEXPLAINED PHENOMENA[/SIZE]
    - FBI files misappropriated by the White House: c. 900
    - Estimated number of witnesses quoted in FBI files misappropriated by the White House: 18,000
    - Number of witnesses who developed medical problems at critical points in Clinton scandals investigation (Tucker, Hale, both McDougals, Lindsey): 5
    - Problem areas listed in a memo by Clinton's own lawyer in preparation for the president's defense: 40
    - Number of witnesses and critics of Clinton subjected to IRS audit: 45
    - Number of names placed in a White House secret database without the knowledge of those named: c. 200,000
    - Number of women involved with Clinton who claim to have been physically threatened (Sally Perdue, Gennifer Flowers, Kathleen Willey, Linda Tripp, Elizabeth Ward Gracen, Juantia Broaddrick): 6
    - Number of men involved in the Clinton scandals who have been beaten up or claimed to have been intimidated: 10

    [SIZE=+1]THE HIDDEN ELECTION[/SIZE]
    USA Today calls it "the hidden election," in which nearly 7,000 state legislative seats are decided with only minimal media and public attention. But there was an important national story here: evidence of the disaster that Bill Clinton was for the Democratic Party. According to the National Conference of State Legislatures, Democrats held a 1,542 seat lead in the state bodies in 1990. As of 1998 that lead had shrunk to 288. That's a loss of over 1,200 state legislative seats, nearly all of them under Clinton. Across the US, the Democrats controled only 65 more state senate seats than the Republicans.
    Further, in 1992, the Democrats controlled 17 more state legislatures than the Republicans. After 1998, the Republicans controlled one more than the Democrats. Not only was this a loss of 9 legislatures under Clinton, but it was the first time since 1954 that the GOP had controlled more state legislatures than the Democrats (they tied in 1968).
    Here's what happened to the Democrats under Clinton, based on our latest figures:
    - GOP seats gained in House since Clinton became president: 45
    - GOP seats gained in Senate since Clinton became president: 7
    - GOP governorships gained since Clinton became president: 11
    - GOP state legislative seats gained since Clinton became president: 1,254
    as of 1998
    - State legislatures taken over by GOP since Clinton became president: 9
    - Democrat officeholders who have become Republicans since Clinton became
    president: 439 as of 1998
    - Republican officeholders who have become Democrats since Clinton became president: 3


    [SIZE=+2]THE CLINTON LEGACY: LONELY VOICES[/SIZE]
    Here are some of the all too rare public officials, reporters, and others who spoke truth to the dismally corrupt power of Bill and Hill Clinton's political machine -- some at risk to their careers, others at risk to their lives. A few points to note:
    - Those corporatist media reporters who attempted to report the story often found themselves muzzled; some even lost their jobs. The only major dailies that consistently handled the story well were the Wall Street Journal and the Washington Times.
    - Nobody on this list has gotten rich and many you may not have even heard of. Taking on the Clintons typically has not been a happy or rewarding experience. At least ten reporters were fired, transferred off their beats, resigned, or otherwise got into trouble because of their work on the scandals.
    - Contrary to the popular impression, the politics of those listed ranges from the left to the right, and from the ideological to the independent.
    [SIZE=+1]PUBLIC OFFICIALS[/SIZE]
    MIGUEL RODRIGUEZ was a prosecutor on the staff of Kenneth Starr. His attempts to uncover the truth in the Vincent Foster death case were repeatedly foiled and he was the subject of planted stories undermining his credibility and implying that he was unstable. Rodriguez eventually resigned.
    JEAN DUFFEY: Head of a joint federal-county drug task force in Arkansas. Her first instructions from her boss: "Jean, you are not to use the drug task force to investigate any public official." Duffey's work, however, led deep into the heart of the Dixie Mafia, including members of the Clinton machine and the investigation of the so-called "train deaths." Ambrose Evans-Pritchard reports that when she produced a star witness who could testify to Clinton's involvement with cocaine, the local prosecuting attorney, Dan Harmon issued a subpoena for all the task force records, including "the incriminating files on his own activities. If Duffey had complied it would have exposed 30 witnesses and her confidential informants to violent retributions. She refused." Harmon issued a warrant for her arrest and friendly cops told her that there was a $50,000 price on her head. She eventually fled to Texas. The once-untouchable Harmon was later convicted of racketeering, extortion and drug dealing.
    BILL DUNCAN: An IRS investigator in Arkansas who drafted some 30 federal indictments of Arkansas figures on money laundering and other charges. Clinton biographer Roger Morris quotes a source who reviewed the evidence: "Those indictments were a real slam dunk if there ever was one." The cases were suppressed, many in the name of "national security." Duncan was never called to testify. Other IRS agents and state police disavowed Duncan and turned on him. Said one source, "Somebody outside ordered it shut down and the walls went up."
    RUSSELL WELCH: An Arkansas state police detective working with Duncan. Welch developed a 35-volume, 3,000 page archive on drug and money laundering operations at Mena. His investigation was so compromised that a high state police official even let one of the targets of the probe look through the file. At one point, Welch was sprayed in the face with poison, later identified by the Center for Disease Control as anthrax. He would write in his diary, "I feel like I live in Russia, waiting for the secret police to pounce down. A government has gotten out of control. Men find themselves in positions of power and suddenly crimes become legal." Welch is no longer with the state police.
    DAN SMALTZ: Smaltz did an outstanding job investigating and prosecuting charges involving illegal payoffs to Agriculture Secretary Mike Espy, yet was treated with disparaging and highly inaccurate reporting by the likes of the David Broder and the NY Times. Espy was acquitted under a law that made it necessary to not only prove that he accepted gratuities but that he did something specific in return. On the other hand, Tyson Foods copped a plea in the same case, paying $6 million in fines and serving four years' probation. The charge: that Tyson had illegally offered Espy $12,000 in airplane rides, football tickets and other payoffs. In the Espy investigation, Smaltz obtained 15 convictions and collected over $11 million in fines and civil penalties. Offenses for which convictions were obtained included false statements, concealing money from prohibited sources, illegal gratuities, illegal contributions, falsifying records, interstate transportation of stolen property, money laundering, and illegal receipt of USDA subsidies. In addition, Janet Reno blocked Smaltz from pursuing leads aimed at allegations of major drug trafficking in Arkansas and payoffs to the then governor of the state, WJ Clinton. Espy had become Ag secretary only after being flown to Arkansas to get the approval of chicken king Don Tyson.
     
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    DAVID SCHIPPERS was House impeachment counsel and a Chicago Democrat. He did a highly creditable job but since he didn't fit the right-wing conspiracy theory, the Clintonista media downplayed his work. Thus most Americans don't know that he told Newsmax, "Let me tell you, if we had a chance to put on a case, I would have put live witnesses before the committee. But the House leadership, and I'm not talking about Henry Hyde, they just killed us as far as time was concerned. I begged them to let me take it into this year. Then I screamed for witnesses before the Senate. But there was nothing anybody could do to get those Senators to show any courage. They told us essentially, you're not going to get 67 votes so why are you wasting our time." Schippers also said that while a number of representatives had looked at additional evidence kept under seal in a nearby House building, not a single senator did.
    JOHN CLARKE: When Patrick Knowlton stopped to relieve himself in Ft. Marcy Park 70 minutes before the discovery of Vince Foster's body, he saw things that got him into deep trouble. His interview statements were falsified and prior to testifying he claims he was overtly harassed by more than a score of men in a classic witness intimidation technique. In some cases there were witnesses. John Clarke was his dogged lawyer in the witness intimidation case that was largely ignored by the media, even when the three-judge panel overseeing the Starr investigation permitted Knowlton to append a 20 page addendum to the Starr Report.
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    THE ARKANSAS COMMITTEE: What would later be known as the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy actually began on the left - as a group of progressive students at the University of Arkansas had formed the Arkansas Committee to look into Mena, drugs, money laundering, and Arkansas politics. This committee was the source of some of the important early Clinton stories including those published in the Progressive Review.
    CLINTON ADMINISTRATION SCANDALS E-LIST: Moderated by Ray Heizer, this list was subject to all the idiosyncrasies of Internet bulletin boards, but nonetheless proved invaluable to researchers and journalists.
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    JERRY SEPER of the Washington Times was far and away the best beat reporter of the story, handling it week after week in the best tradition of investigative journalism. If other reporters had followed Seper's lead, the history of the Clintons' machine might have been quite different.
    AMBROSE EVANS-PRITCHARD of the London Telegraph did a remarkable job of digging into some of the seamiest tales from Arkansas and the Clinton past. Other early arrivals on the scene were Alexander Cockburn and Jeff Gerth.
    CHRISTOPHER RUDDY, among other fine reports on the Clinton scandals, did the best job laying out the facts in the Vince Foster death case.
    ROGER MORRIS AND SALLY DENTON wrote a major expose of events at Mena, but at the last moment the Washington Post's brass ordered the story killed. It was published by Penthouse and later included in Morris' "Partners in Power," the best biography of the Clintons.
    OTHERS who helped get parts of the story out included reporters Philip Weiss, Carl Limbacher, Wes Phelan, David Bresnahan, William Sammon, Liza Myers, Mara Leveritt, Matt Drudge, Jim Ridgeway, Nat Hentoff, Michael Isikoff, Christopher Hitchens and Michael Kelly. Also independent investigator Hugh Sprunt and former White House FBI agent Gary Aldrich.
    SAM SMITH of the Progressive Review wrote the first book (Shadows of Hope, University of Indiana Press, 1994) deconstructing the Clinton myth. The Review provided extensive coverage of the topic.
     
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