The Return of The Perfect Phallus

Discussion in 'Straight Adult Websites' started by Mrs. Candy, Nov 3, 2006.

  1. Mrs. Candy

    Mrs. Candy New Member

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    My Dears,

    I just wanted to let you know that my website, The Perfect Phallus, is finally back online. I am now taking submissions for new Phallic Patrons. Nice long, thick Phalli are always in demand.

    Always,
    Mrs. Candy
    xx

    The Perfect Phallus
     
  2. Dominik20

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    There is no perfect phallus on that site..:-(



     
  3. joyboytoy79

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    Well, no perfect ones, but lots of nice ones.
     
  4. Mrs. Candy

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    Of course, perfection is in the eye of the beholder etc. My mission is to search for the Perfect Phallus, and there is fun in the search!

    Always,
    Mrs. Candy
    xx

    www.perfectphallus.com
     
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    Oh Yippee, now I can start sleeping again. The site is back. I was so worried it would be gone forever,.
     
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    Beats teaching kids I suppose. :eek:
     
  7. ~quicksilver~

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    Welcome Back Mrs. Candy!! You were sorely missed... Maybe I will have to submit myself now...
     
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    If you want to see a good selection of phalli, point your browser to

    Perfect Men

    This page contains many jpegs and can take time to load, even with broadband.
     
  9. B_houugadunor

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    Gawd, some funny looking Pee-Pees on that website, a c
    ool website none the less, but seriously, some funky looking johnsons on there!
     
  10. D.G.

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    Hey Mrs Candy!

    Will my review on Mrs Candy presents be returning or would you like me to re-submit my pics? :p
     
  11. Mrs. Candy

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    Hello D.G

    I have incorporated Mrs. Candy Presents... into the main website. Let me see if I still have your old photographs. If not, I may trouble you to send them to me again.

    Always,
    Mrs. Candy
    xx
     
  12. uberzig08

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    I do not know if there is a perfect phallus but I have seen some nice ones.
     
  13. B_dxjnorto

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    This will be incidentally inflammatory in circumcising cultures, but Mrs. Candy, how can a phallus be perfect if bits of it have been cut off? It has been surgically emasculated to one degree or another.
     
  14. D.G.

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    OK Mrs. C, just let me know if you want them re-sending.
     
  15. Mrs. Candy

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    I have just posted my review of my latest Phallic Patron, Chas. He is quite extraordinary! Come take a look and you'll see what I mean.

    Always,
    Mrs. Candy
    xx

    The Perfect Phallus
     
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    If not perfect, certainly pretty damn close.
     
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    Loved the ass section. Reminded me of some old friends I haven't seen for years.
     
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