The revenge thread

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

To “late” …….. think of this as Hotel California, “you can never leave” …… but for chocolate I can show you the secret escape tunnel :tongue:

I'd sooner pin you down with a bucket of water and glinda's wand ready to drop yet another Kansas farmhouse on you if you don't show me now...:irked:

 

[witch]

I'd sooner pin you down with a bucket of water and glinda's wand ready to drop yet another Kansas farmhouse on you if you don't show me now...:irked:

Sorry, the latest contract with Witches Union 666 states that no houses shall be dropped on Union members without informing said witch in writing and then only in months that end in the Letter Z. Rules are rules
:tongue:

 

[B_subgirrl]

Yup, that'll be from me.
Chill out.
The question was for women with pussies that aren't generally big that's all.
I wanted a 'tighter' womans perspective.

Coz when you hit 30 your cunt automatically grows all loose and saggy of course.

 

[B_subgirrl]

And it wasn't you. It was someone who asked, do you prefer size over techniques?

It was him.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Sorry, the latest contract with Witches Union 666 states that no houses shall be dropped on Union members without informing said witch in writing and then only in months that end in the Letter Z. Rules are rules
:tongue:

Union is for Union, which I'm not and also means, witchy, if I wanna drop a farmhouse on ya, you'd better hope ole broomstick can go warp, or your striped sock donor card is gonna be used up-with or without the notification.

 

[witch]

looks up to check the sky ......

 

[vince]

Vince, it sounds like you need to give us chicks some hints on effective revenge. Care to share?

No.

 

[curious_angel]

No.

Hmm, insightful Vince. How does this measure up?..

My fave revenge story is Lady Sarah Moon. When her husband was unfaithful she emptied his wine cellar at night and left vintage bottles on the doorstep of her village neighbours for their enjoyment.*

*Ignore the fact that he was shot dead on a subsequent hunting trip, under mysterious circumstances.

 

[hud01]

Sorry, the latest contract with Witches Union 666 states that no houses shall be dropped on Union members without informing said witch in writing and then only in months that end in the Letter Z. Rules are rules
:tongue:

Unless you happen to post screen shots of a forbidden web site, in which case they drop the Empire State Building on you without any warning.

Not saying that ML was a witch.......

 

[hud01]

I'm so confused. What exactly does being under 30 have to do with being tight? I'll be 30 next month.... is it all down hill from there The age 30 and above means that we turn into buckets and an average cock can no longer be felt?

Great looks like I'll have to upgrade my toys to a larger size

Oh I am going to start a shite storm...

No wonder SEA guys want young girls...........

 

[DiscoBoy]

*Ignore the fact that he was shot dead on a subsequent hunting trip, under mysterious circumstances.

Talk about revenge!:biggrin1:

 

[tommyt123]

Im just getting mroe and more confused as this goes on

 

[RawDog]

No wonder SEA guys want young girls...........

No wonder you like hanging out in playgrounds.

Are you trying to be an asshole, an idiot or a racist douchebag?