The RIGHT to Masturbate at Work

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Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work



Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality. Ana, an accountant by day, began to have problems at work because the only way to relieve said anxiety is by masturbating. A lot. Now, after winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, Ana is allowed to masturbate and watch porn — using her work's computer, no less — legally.


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[**Frantically searches Brazilian employment listings and apartment rentals, checks immigration visa requirements, downloads Rosetta Stone Portuguese software....**]
 

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Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work



Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality. Ana, an accountant by day, began to have problems at work because the only way to relieve said anxiety is by masturbating. A lot. Now, after winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, Ana is allowed to masturbate and watch porn — using her work's computer, no less — legally.


Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work

Now everybody else that work's there will claim the same disorder.:rolleyes:
 

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"I got so bad I would [need] to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."


There's something that doesn't add up in this story. With the help of tranquilizers, Ana only needs to masturbate "around eighteen times a day".

This is my idea, actually, of an activist judge. If Ana needs to masturbate 18 times a day (using her work computer to access porn as the article indicates), perhaps she should not seek employment as an accountant in a professional office building. I wonder if the judge addressed this issue. Assuming Ana only masterbates 5 or 6 times a day a work, how much quality work time does this really provide for? The employer cannot fire her for disrupting the normal rhythms and protocol of office decorum?
 

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^^^ Masturbating 47 times (or 18 times) a day seems to lose the charm of masturbation. At some point it stops being "fun". It's like injecting yourself with cocaine all day or contemplating the eternal bliss of Heaven. The euphoria and bliss must turn grueling.
 

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^^^ Masturbating 47 times (or 18 times) a day seems to lose the charm of masturbation. At some point it stops being "fun". It's like injecting yourself with cocaine all day or contemplating the eternal bliss of Heaven. The euphoria and bliss must turn grueling.

I'm not sure that holds, across the board.

Different strokes for different folks, after all.
 

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It's illegal? How do the wankers I work with get away with it?



Assuming Ana only masterbates 5 or 6 times a day a work, how much quality work time does this really provide for? The employer cannot fire her for disrupting the normal rhythms and protocol of office decorum?
Simple. Just employ someone to service her. She can continue working while the wanking is undertaken by a cheaper resource.*



*Courtesy of, curious_angel Business Consulting Services
 

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^^^ Masturbating 47 times (or 18 times) a day seems to lose the charm of masturbation. At some point it stops being "fun". It's like injecting yourself with cocaine all day or contemplating the eternal bliss of Heaven. The euphoria and bliss must turn grueling.

Do tell.

I'm not sure that holds, across the board.

Different strokes for different folks, after all.

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