The Rules of Bedroom Golf

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by saphire, Sep 14, 2009.

  1. saphire

    saphire New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2009
    Messages:
    111
    Albums:
    5
    Likes Received:
    43
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    midwest on IL. side
    1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment to play – normally one club and two balls
    2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
    3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole.
    4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.
    5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict the length of the club to avoid damage to the hole.
    6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permissio0n to play the course again.
    7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course, with special attention to well formed bunkers.
    8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage a player’s equipment for this reason.
    9. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear along, just in case.
    10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they consider to be a private course.
    11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be tactful in the situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.
    12. Players are advised to obtain the course owner’s permission before attempting to play the back nine.
    13. Slow play is encouraged: however players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owner’s request.
    14. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.
    15. The course owner will be the sole judge of who is the best player.
    16. Players are advised to think twice before considering membership at a given course. Additional assessments may be levied by the course owner and the rules are subjected to change. For this reason many players prefer to play at several different courses.
     
  2. D_Jervis Ottwell Wetend II

    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2009
    Messages:
    29
    Likes Received:
    0
    Haha! i saw this in a joke book one time and loved it....thanx for postin!! :D
     
  3. hockeyguy741

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Mar 20, 2008
    Messages:
    8,507
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    3
    :biggrin1:
     
  4. DragonPenis

    DragonPenis Member

    Joined:
    Mar 16, 2009
    Messages:
    76
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Towson, MD
    ahahahaha
     
Draft saved Draft deleted