The rumour thread

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by jeff black, Jun 18, 2007.

  1. jeff black

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    I'm bored.

    Who is interested in participating in a thread where we start random rumours... not just about people in the celeb world, but also people here?? We could even make it worthy of tabloids:rolleyes:

    For example:

    I heard that one of the "well hung men" at the site is actually a french chimpanzee who has mastered the art of computers after years of practice.

    OR

    There is a rumour going around that Fortiesfun pees upsidedown because he has a constant erection.

    OR

    something else...
     
  2. biguy2738

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    I've heard that a certain member that's obviously a huge fan of the "bulge" actually stuffs socks into a certain item of clothing before taking photos of himself and then posting them in his gallery...
     
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    ...but didn't it happen because one thing led to another and now you're pregnant? :wink:
     
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    I've read in various publications that Snoozan's clit is an accomplished pianist (insert penis joke here) that has headlined Carnegie Hall.

    I've tried playing her piano and the keys are a sticky mess.
     
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    Ce n'est pas vrai!! Je ne suis pas un homme est je suis une gorille!! :wink:
     
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    Rumour has it that MB is a Russian spy pretending to be a Femme Fatale!
     
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    I'm a gorilla with with a degree in french, but I find it insulting that you asume that all primates should speak another language. We bretherend from the 'English Gorilla Group for Intergration and Equality', or 'EGGIE', demand we be taken seriously.
     
  8. fortiesfun

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    It's those damn videos of yours...

    I've heard a truly terrifying rumor that they may be coming down and being put away in a vault like a vintage Walt Disney cartoon, er, sort of like them anyway...
     
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    I heard a rumour that Fortiesfun was really in his 50's :eek: :wink:
     
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    MB and Jeff Black are behind all the mysterious disappearances of once-popular posters. They are the co-ringleaders/fronts for an elaborate white slavery ring operating out of LPSG.
     
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    That, I'm afraid, is a certified fact. (Barely, and to be fair, I was in my forties when I joined and used the name I carried over from another board where I had been a long-time member, but still... my geezerhood is not in question.)

    (I'm still more fun that many a person half my age, however.)
     
  12. Big Dreamer

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    *Wonders if JQBlonde is now ironing Jeff's shirts.*
     
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    That is a certified fact too FF :wink:
     
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    When was JQBlonde popular? :confused:
     
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    The day I was compared to him/her/it/unknown.


    Keeping in topic I heard on Voice of Athens this a.m. that Halavah is going to be sold only on the underground market from this day on and that sesame will no longer be used but will be replaced by tater skins.


    (I said tater skins not Tartar skins; although I suspect that would boost sales in certain communities:smile: )
     
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    What's Mercurial Bliss got to do with this?

    - ManlyBANisters
     
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    I heard that Big Dreamer is the voice of Bob the Builder AND two of the Teletubbies. Most notably the gay teletubby. And he regularly donates to the Thomas Road Baptist Church.
     
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    I wouldn't mind trying a little extree of the 'special sauce' either--just what made it so creamy?
     
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    Co-ringleader as was stated. It appears that she is in charge of obtaining the chloroform.
     
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