The rumour thread

D_Bob_Crotchitch

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I heard that hootie was really a 65 year old woman whose husband keeps his head in the tv. She comes on here to look at dirty pics, and keep her mind off the chocolate cake and ice cream in the refrigerator.
 

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I heard a rumour that people are going to start coming back.... I hope this one is true.

I heard a rumour on another thread that I've left and am a 'missed member'. :cool:

Some people clearly don't read threads about deceased British comedians they've never heard of, or they'd know I'm (semi-)here. :rolleyes:
 

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I heard a rumour that Jeff Black does backflips when he is incredibly happy.
( I can confirm this one :tongue: )

I've also heard that the moon is scared of the sun which is why it always runs away when the sun comes out, hiding in the shadows.
 

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I've also heard that the moon is scared of the sun which is why it always runs away when the sun comes out, hiding in the shadows.

Whereas I heard that the sun doesn't give light to the moon
assuming the moon's going to owe it one.

Chinese whispers, huh? :rolleyes:
 

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i heard that Pecker isn't even a real person. He's a figment of our imaginations.
That one I doubt, but I've been given serious pause by the hypothesis that Alex8 is not a single person, but a consortium or firm testing an artificial intelligence program by letting it interact with humans in a kind of elaborate Turing test.
 

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I have it on good authority that 3 ghosts are visiting us at this very moment: Spladle Past, Spladle Present, and Spladle Yet To Cum.
 

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It was recently revealed to me that ManlyBanisters is cohabitating with Roger Bannister and Ursula Ungerfeldt in an abandoned ice cream factory.

(I am not at liberty to reveal who or what my source for this delirious factual rumor is)