The Seabee & the Jihadist

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  1. Principessa

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    Nov 22, 2006
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    A U.S. Marine recon squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an US Navy Seabee in a similar but less serious state. The Seabee was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured petty officer what had happened.

    The Seabee reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy was a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who didn't know how to drive.

    So I said that "Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!" He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"

    And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.
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