The Seven Dwarves.

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    We all know Disney's seven dwarfs were named Dopey, Grumpy, Doc, Bashful, Happy, Sneezy and Sleepy, but imagine there's a fourth dwarf who's not quite so Disneyesque as the other ones, he's a little sleazebag of a dwarf who while the other dwarfs are industriously dig dig digging spends most of this time practising his favourite hobby of wanking and hanging out on sex sites like LPSG - what would his name be -

    I'd name him Spunky.

    What would you name him?
     
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    Horny of course, LOL.
     
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    Id probably call him Creepy.
     
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    Pervy
     
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    I'm hurt, babe.

    *throws back of hand to forehead in melodramatic fashion*


    How about Smutty?

    Edit: Duh, Smutty was already taken. :rolleyes:
    Hmm, I'll go with Bawdy.
     
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    Subtle distinction, I know, but we're talking about dwarves, not trolls.

    hm... sleazy dwarf? How about Dr. Ruth?
     
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    Floozy, or Kinky, or Tawdry.
     
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    How about Stiffy. :wank:
     
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    If he was well endowed, how about "Dongy?"
     
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    Ass Sniffer would be his name....
     
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    How about Junky?

    *thinks about this while checking out her abundant ass in the mirror*
     
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    This is context sensitive?

    Boney... :biggrin1:
     
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    hotdwarf

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