The sexiest thing I've seen today...

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  1. exwhyzee

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    So, what's the sexiest thing you've seen today?

    My day isn't over yet...I am an eternal optimist. I'll get back to you. :cool:
     
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    Depends where you are...
     
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    Was at the gym, in the hot tub (losing my voice, hoping the moisture would help), and there as an asian gentle man (not my type usually) but he was obviously nursing some type of sore ankle and was sitting on the edge of the whirlpool, concentrating on his ankle in the jets- and apparantly didn't realize that you could clearly see his (surpisingly!) large cock and balls stretched down his left leg (he was wearing long trunks)... he would then lift his leg/ankle back on the side of the hot tub (to cool it off?), doing so you couuld just see up the leg to see he was uncut...

    (I go to a very 'straight' gym so this was not unusual...)

    very erotic in an unexpted way (needless to say I had to stay a bit longer to 'relax' in the hot tub...)
     
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    okay, it was his picture but I get to see the real thing this weekend :biggrin1:
     
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    I haven't seen much of anything sexy in two days...I guess the best I can do is seeing Matt Lauer on the Today Show.
     
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    He's even hotter when he's beating up Ann Coulter:
    YouTube - Ann Coulter Beats Up Matt Lauer
     
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    :rolleyes: Well I had this really sexy naked guy in my bed this morning :rolleyes:
     
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    I guess I could always pull up the photos I have of you. :eek: :tongue: :cool:
     
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    I'm no Matt Lauer. I have some balls. Seeing him attack Ann Coulter was like watching a puppy attack an pillow.
     
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    My reflection in the mirror getting out of the shower. :cool:
     
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    Two shirtless guys on bikes waiting to cross the street as I drove home from work.
     
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    Three sets of brieflines on the tram today.
     
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    A picture of a large spanish latte....:(
     
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    This gorgeous, wet marvel of muscle swimming in our local lake. I was able to get pictures for my own 'use' ;)
     
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    A random person eating a popsicle, filled with vanilla ice cream, in a tempting way... :p
     
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    Fixed that for ya...:rolleyes:
     
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    I locked myself out of my apartment earlier... there's a damn lock on the knob that's gotten me twice now. My across the way neighbor is hung (I know thanks to him going commando in basketball shorts) and I always hear him fucking the shit out of his girlfriend... Seriously, once I was blowdrying my hair and listening to my mp3 player and I STILL heard them. Anyway he climbed up a ladder and climbed into my 2nd story window for me... That was sexy. Definitely would have gotten on my knees if he had asked for a blowjob in return.
     
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    Damn, how do I get a neighbor like you? lol

    Hot story. ;)
     
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    I stopped in a store on my way home and this really cute guy dropped his pants on the sales floor and tried on a pair of jeans and he was going commando. I've lived in NY for a long time and thought I had seen it all but this was worth the wait.
     
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