Does anybody know anything about that Shamwow! guy? I am mesmerized by his commercials, and I want someone to produce shirtless and/or nude pictures of him immediately. I love his east Coast accent, and I have always been nuts over guys with "crazy" eyes. Please, I need to know all about him a soon as possible. I have already ordered 6 sets of Shamwows! just so I could have some affiliation with him, but it's not enough. Anyone? Anyone? Anyone?