The Shamwow! Guy

Klaus Higgins

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Does anybody know anything about that Shamwow! guy? I am mesmerized by his commercials, and I want someone to produce shirtless and/or nude pictures of him immediately. I love his east Coast accent, and I have always been nuts over guys with "crazy" eyes. Please, I need to know all about him a soon as possible. I have already ordered 6 sets of Shamwows! just so I could have some affiliation with him, but it's not enough. Anyone?
Anyone? Anyone?
 

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I like Seth Stevenson's quote of the New York Post's movie reviewer:

"How can the War Crimes Tribunal indict Slobodan Milosevic but let Vince Offer still walk the streets?" (Offer wrote and directed a film titled, "The Underground Comedy Movie."
 

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He's too "Hot dog vendor" esque to me. Like one of those guys who hocks tickets to comedy clubs in Manhattan. Comedy clubs called the Chuckle Corral or Ha-Ha Hut.
 

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I do find it somewhat refreshing that "Sham" is actually part of the name of the product. Perhaps we'll find that kind of honesty will catch on in the industry:

  • "It's my money, and I need a sham!"
  • "S-H-A-M that spells sham"
  • "Got mesothelioma? Call the law offices of Sham and Shamoo now!"
  • (and possibly the biggest sham of them all:) Shamoki foot pads!
 
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He's too "Hot dog vendor" esque to me. Like one of those guys who hocks tickets to comedy clubs in Manhattan. Comedy clubs called the Chuckle Corral or Ha-Ha Hut.
:jester:

I find him so slimy that he comes across as a down-on-his-luck used car dealer resorting to hyping 3 card monte games. And what's with the Popeye thing? Has he had a stroke? :Eyecrazy:
 

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He's annoying as hell.

The product name comes from the word "chamois," which in the US is usually mispronounced "shammy."

Bad name, bad ad.
 

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:jester:

I find him so slimy that he comes across as a down-on-his-luck used car dealer resorting to hyping 3 card monte games. And what's with the Popeye thing? Has he had a stroke? :Eyecrazy:

According to his wikipedia entry, he did have a stoke.

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