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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Mastur, Mar 4, 2010.
An Irish man walked out of a bar...
Irishman stopped drinking...
Take my wife, please.
That's the shortest.
Unless you're talking the length of someone's cock....
(and he walked back in...)
Two penguins sitting on an ice floe. First penguin: Hey, it looks like we are wearing tuxedos. Second Penguin: What makes you think I'm not?
I thought Haha was the shortest, it seems to work for Nelson from the simpson's.
What a bully.
I've got a short joke which I like...
"Have you heard about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field!"
I wonder what fish smelled like before my ex-wife started going swimming?
Giraffe in a bar: "High balls on me!"
A man walks into a bar. "Ow!"
An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
My dyslexic neighbors have no sex life. They keep trying to do the 96.
Have you heard about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He would lie awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
Dude, you need a rimshot ...
A Dirty joke- pig fell in the mud.